If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Atlantic Wire)   Worst vacation ever continues as cruise ship's bus ride home breaks down. Ironic, Fail and Asinine last seen thumbing for a ride   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 33
    More: Followup  
•       •       •

10541 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 1:54 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-02-15 01:57:45 PM
10 votes:
Next up:

Horrifying YouTube video of the asteroid hitting the broken down cruiseship bus.
2013-02-15 01:57:24 PM
10 votes:
Someone must have bought a cursed tiki statue on day-leave during that cruise. I saw this on the Brady Bunch.
2013-02-15 01:58:04 PM
5 votes:
"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not making it to New Orleans."
2013-02-15 01:53:42 PM
4 votes:
I've driven that route several times and it could have been worse.  The bus could have plunged off a bridge into a gator-infested swamp.

So cheer up, poopcruisers.
2013-02-15 02:14:00 PM
3 votes:

t1.gstatic.com

vudukungfu:
I hear the toilet is overflowing on the bus.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
2013-02-15 01:58:18 PM
3 votes:
Poseidon hates these people.
2013-02-15 01:57:28 PM
3 votes:
images.wikia.com
2013-02-15 02:56:10 PM
2 votes:
serendipidiots.files.wordpress.com

This traveler insisted on staying positive throughout the ordeal.
2013-02-15 02:20:41 PM
2 votes:

Bondith: Fuggin Bizzy: Hahahahahahaha!!! I probably shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it. How farking unlucky can you get? How often do commercial motorcoaches break down?

It's like Jonah. The universe has it out for someone that was on that cruise ship. Whoever it was, that person was on the bus that broke down. Later, we're going to hear about a fatal heart attack. Then we'll know.

*waits patiently*

No, first the tow truck that comes for the bus blows a tire.
Then the cab that comes to pick up whoever the universe is toying with plows into a tree.
Then the ambulance goes up a steep hill with the rear door unlatched and the person rides the gurney all the way down to the leech-infested swamp at the bottom.
*Then* they have a heart attack.
.
.
.
And then their funeral gets rained out.


After which it burns down, falls over and then sinks into a swamp.
2013-02-15 02:11:04 PM
2 votes:
And now they're in Alabama. Will the torment never cease?!?!?
2013-02-15 02:04:55 PM
2 votes:
When they get back to where they parked their cars, someones car won't start. Oh, the humanity.
2013-02-15 02:03:50 PM
2 votes:

URAPNIS: I'm pretty sure that I would have skipped the bus rides and just gotten a hotel room in Mobile. Thursday nights are college nights downtown.



Oh, mama, can it really be the end? To be stuck outside-a Mobile, with the Memphis blues again?

/obscure?
2013-02-15 02:01:40 PM
2 votes:
sportsfictionlife.files.wordpress.com

Relax, boss
2013-02-15 01:57:49 PM
2 votes:

skinink


Were the on a Wah Fung bus?


Everybody have fun tonight.
Everybody Wah Fung tonight.


Psst - it's Fung Wah.
2013-02-15 08:46:28 PM
1 votes:
Boeing has a 787 ready for them to fly them home.
2013-02-15 04:03:44 PM
1 votes:
It would really suck to finally make it home after all this, and the first time you flush your home toilet it overflows.
2013-02-15 03:54:04 PM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Someone must have bought a cursed tiki statue on day-leave during that cruise. I saw this on the Brady Bunch.


mantiseye.com
2013-02-15 03:17:35 PM
1 votes:
the aristocrats
2013-02-15 02:33:35 PM
1 votes:
Attention passengers; please proceed to the front of the bus to disembark.

Once you've exited the vehicle, please shiat in the bags being handed out by the driver.
2013-02-15 02:27:45 PM
1 votes:

crewsr: Can someone please explain the allure of cruises to me?  I just don't get it... I mean isn't just basically a big, floating casino/resort/hotel, except that you aren't allowed to leave the premises (cause you'll fall into the ocean and drown if you do)?  There's no beach, but there's a swimming pool with a slide.  There's no terrain, but there's a rock-climbing wall.  There's no shopping district, but there's some cute boutique stores...  I hear many of the rooms (sorry, 'cabins') are cramped and window-less and everybody is crammed together so there's no escaping crowds, lines, etc... Oh, and if the power goes out, you're trapped in a floating cesspool until help arrives.  Why would anyone want to do this?  What is the point?  Why not just go to Vegas or some sort of resort where you can get all that same stuff, plus the opportunity to maybe get away from some of the other tourists by simply leaving anytime you want to?


I think we've just found our floating FarkCon 2014 venue.
2013-02-15 02:25:51 PM
1 votes:

thespindrifter: I know a couple that was on that bus: I wouldn't wish that on anyone, and they still owe me money for fixing their laptop while they were gone. Dammit, I want my money!!



*Henry Hill voice on*

Your cruise went to hell?  F*ck you, pay me.

*Henry Hill voice off*
2013-02-15 02:25:18 PM
1 votes:
"Oh thank god.  At least we're off that horrible boat and on our way home now..."
2013-02-15 02:23:17 PM
1 votes:
I know a couple that was on that bus: I wouldn't wish that on anyone, and they still owe me money for fixing their laptop while they were gone. Dammit, I want my money!!
2013-02-15 02:19:43 PM
1 votes:
Ok; we seriously need to isolate these people. One of them, obviously, picked up a cursed tiki somewhere on the cruise.

/ Damn you, tiki idol
2013-02-15 02:14:35 PM
1 votes:

axeeugene: neversubmit: axeeugene: "Six bucks and my right nut says we're not making it to New Orleans."

You play with your balls alot

I'm an easy target. But my wife likes me. *I* like me!

/YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH THE WRONG GUY!


you skipped some lines :(

Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

old but still funny
2013-02-15 02:12:48 PM
1 votes:
Ok, which one of those poor saps said, "I'd sell my SOUL to take a cruise!" And forgot that the devil is going to use your words against you?
2013-02-15 02:12:13 PM
1 votes:
I hear the toilet is overflowing on the bus.
2013-02-15 02:06:39 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Bondith: Fuggin Bizzy: Hahahahahahaha!!! I probably shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it. How farking unlucky can you get? How often do commercial motorcoaches break down?

It's like Jonah. The universe has it out for someone that was on that cruise ship. Whoever it was, that person was on the bus that broke down. Later, we're going to hear about a fatal heart attack. Then we'll know.

*waits patiently*

No, first the tow truck that comes for the bus blows a tire.
Then the cab that comes to pick up whoever the universe is toying with plows into a tree.
Then the ambulance goes up a steep hill with the rear door unlatched and the person rides the gurney all the way down to the leech-infested swamp at the bottom.
*Then* they have a heart attack.
.
.
.
And then their funeral gets rained out.

And for some people, all of the above would qualify as Just Another Tuesday Morning.


Never could get the hang of Tuesdays...
2013-02-15 02:06:18 PM
1 votes:

neversubmit: axeeugene: "Six bucks and my right nut says we're not making it to New Orleans."

You play with your balls alot


I'm an easy target. But my wife likes me. *I* like me!

/YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH THE WRONG GUY!
2013-02-15 02:03:45 PM
1 votes:
Can we get a list of the passengers on that bus . . .

. . . so that I can be sure never to travel with them?
2013-02-15 01:59:32 PM
1 votes:
Hahahahahahaha!!! I probably shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it. How farking unlucky can you get? How often do commercial motorcoaches break down?

It's like Jonah. The universe has it out for someone that was on that cruise ship. Whoever it was, that person was on the bus that broke down. Later, we're going to hear about a fatal heart attack. Then we'll know.

*waits patiently*
2013-02-15 01:58:47 PM
1 votes:
What fun making the scrapbooks is going to be!
2013-02-15 01:55:39 PM
1 votes:
Were the on a Wah Fung bus?
 
Displayed 33 of 33 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report