Shostie: A large, New York-style pepperoni pizza.
St_Francis_P: pizza in a cup
IgG4: For me it isn't about survival, I live in a city and I rarely take my care outside of town, so it's really more about emergencies, worst case- being first on the scene of an accident. Normal circumstance, kids scraped knee, changing a tire.Basic first aid:variety pack of band-aidssurgical tapesterile gauzebutterfly closuresneosporinToolssome kind of multi-toolbutane lighterflashlight (I actually keep a big one in the glove box, and a small spare in the emergency kit)Miscmylar space blanketleather glovesclean shop towelswet wipes1 liter H2O
St_Francis_P: Shostie: A large, New York-style pepperoni pizza.No room for that, but I'd think pizza in a cup isn't out of the question.
vernonFL: May 1977 1975 Playboy magazine.
St_Francis_P: If it's intended for Farkers, you'd better include a pint of Everclear.
KarmicDisaster: - One forty-five caliber automatic- Two boxes of ammunition- Four days' concentrated emergency rations- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible- One hundred dollars in rubles- One hundred dollars in gold- Nine packs of chewing gum- One issue of prophylactics- Three lipsticks- Three pair of nylon stockings.
CrotchBeard: One, single french fry. Preferably pre-dipped in ketchup.
Mirus: KarmicDisaster: - One forty-five caliber automatic- Two boxes of ammunition- Four days' concentrated emergency rations- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible- One hundred dollars in rubles- One hundred dollars in gold- Nine packs of chewing gum- One issue of prophylactics- Three lipsticks- Three pair of nylon stockings.WTF? He's not preparing for his next date...
vernonFL: two bags of grass,seventy-five pellets of mescaline,five sheets of high powered blotter acid,a salt shaker half full of cocaine,a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...a quart of tequila,a quart of rum,a case of Budweiser,a pint of raw ethertwo dozen amyls
Langston: - Two bags of grass- Seventy-five pellets of mescaline- Five sheets of high-powered blotter acid- A saltshaker half-full of cocaine- A whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers- A quart of tequila- A quart of rum- A case of beer- A pint of raw ether- Two dozen amyls
liam76: Tourniquet should be on there
cgraves67: I learned about this item when travelling a stretch of interstate during an icestorm at night.A reflective vest.You could barely make out various vehicles that had slid into the ditch or been overturned, but you could see the cops and paramedics moving around them in their vests from hundreds of yards away.The reflective vest takes up very little space, and it makes you very visible when changing a flat tire in the dark.I also carry a tire iron and bottle jack instead of relying on the cheap pressed metal lug wrench and screw jack that comes with the vehicle.
Bob_Laublaw: and empty soup tins
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