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(CNBC)   SEC plays ketchup on trades made before the Heinz takeover. They will work quickly before getting all mustard out. I relish these moments   (cnbc.com) divider line 13
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2013-02-15 10:05:18 AM
I haven't bought Heinz products in years. Going to buy a bottle of 57 sauce later today. No, not to ruin a perfectly good steak. I like to dip fries in it.
 
2013-02-15 10:08:42 AM
Where's the Weeners tag?
 
2013-02-15 10:13:21 AM

ArkAngel: Where's the Weeners tag?


Not used because you don't put ketchup on hot dogs.. savages.
 
2013-02-15 10:17:52 AM

The Bestest: ArkAngel: Where's the Weeners tag?

Not used because you don't put ketchup on hot dogs.. savages.


While I agree that chili and cheddar is a far superior topping, ketchup is perfectly acceptable, you mustard-loving freak
 
2013-02-15 10:22:37 AM
Sriracha.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-02-15 10:52:44 AM

The Bestest: ArkAngel: Where's the Weeners tag?

Not used because you don't put ketchup on hot dogs.. savages.


Of course not.  Ketchup is reserved for steak.
 
2013-02-15 10:58:41 AM

jehovahs witness protection: I haven't bought Heinz products in years. Going to buy a bottle of 57 sauce later today. No, not to ruin a perfectly good steak. I like to dip fries in it.


It's perfect for reheated or supermarket steak
 
2013-02-15 11:11:20 AM
My condiments to subby.

Mayo days be merry and bright?
 
2013-02-15 11:28:59 AM
I woke up late today.  While I was Dressing, I thought of ways to Ketchup on the day.  I left the house and Sauce so many cars.  There was a traffic Jam.  There was an overturned truck and the road was Peppered with debris.  In Heinz sight, I should have just stayed home.
 
2013-02-15 01:42:34 PM
One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says"'ketchup!"
 
2013-02-15 01:47:04 PM
Sounds like someone may be in quite a pickle.
 
2013-02-15 06:27:19 PM

ArkAngel: The Bestest: ArkAngel: Where's the Weeners tag?

Not used because you don't put ketchup on hot dogs.. savages.

While I agree that chili and cheddar is a far superior topping, ketchup is perfectly acceptable, you mustard-loving freak


Graciously fark you.

Mustard is the all-sauce. Catsup is the devil. I can't think of a single dish which could not be improved by some kind of mustard. Meanwhile, catsup ruins everything.
 
2013-02-15 06:46:18 PM
Buffett unavailable, saying "sorry, I mustard."
 
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