Sybarite: Wendy O. Williams approves.
Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants. I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it. When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple. It's a tragic series of events.
Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.
SpdrJay: So it's just the nipples that go to jail?
mainstreet62: And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?
Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up. American Horror Story goes into what? season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all. But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG! throw her in jail!I don't get it. I really don't. we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV. But sex? that's evil? hell, not even sex - just biology. yes, women have breasts. sometimes they show 'em off. why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.
FizixJunkee: But dudes can show their nipples, right?And what about moobs? I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine. Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?
ITKing85: It's really not that great. Some people call him Mr. Potato D--k for a reason
BarkingUnicorn: Not if you bought it at Walmart.
eyeq360: I suggest that he put duct tape over his mouth to prevent him from saying derpy things.
Bendal: Yeah, this state is being punished for who we voted for back in 2008...
palelizard: Stone Meadow: Does this mean my wife has to wear a shirt while we're farking? Cuz she definitely exposes her "private parts" to me while we're enjoying sexitime.Neither of you should be removing your church chemise for any purpose, including bathing. Neither of you should be enjoying sexitime. You are to have sex through a blanket with only a hole cut through to allow for sex. You should both be looking away in shame. You should only do this for the expressed purpose of procreation. Your bodies are abhorrent and sinful and filthy, exactly as G*d created them, and you should remember that.You should both be ashamed of yourselves.
Weaver95: But sex?
Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?NSFW NSFW
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