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(The Raw Story)   NC lawmakers say women should duct tape their nipples to stay out of jail (pic in link is mildly Not safe for work)   (rawstory.com) divider line 191
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2013-02-15 04:11:15 PM  
Now, at the end of the day, all those poor women taking off all that nipple tape would lead to a raw story indeed.
 
2013-02-15 04:12:01 PM  

mainstreet62: And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?


Free hair removal.
 
2013-02-15 04:16:05 PM  

palelizard: AndreMA: jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.

The law specifies for the purpose of sexual arousal.  Showing it just to piss off prudes is fine.


Fair enough; I was assuming that since intent/purpose is rather nebulous, they'd simply assume it. But even allowing for that, showing a sexy calf or winking seductively without a veil would still be illegal.
 
2013-02-15 04:18:47 PM  
well, to be fair, then i can wrap a roll of duct tape of 4 around my weenie?

eip
 
2013-02-15 04:25:26 PM  
activists had held a topless women's rights rally in Asheville last summer, where as many as a dozen women bared their breasts (NSFW video of women you don't want to see topless here).
 
2013-02-15 04:48:53 PM  

Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

All I need is a little encouragement...
NSFW NSFW NSFW

 NSFW NSFW

Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a good Friday!
 
2013-02-15 04:55:55 PM  

palelizard: AndreMA: jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.

The law specifies for the purpose of sexual arousal.  Showing it just to piss off prudes is fine.


But what if pissing off prudes sexually arouses me?
 
2013-02-15 05:09:41 PM  
Or in this special rare case tape applied to the sagging droop to perk them up and apply to the face!!!
 
2013-02-15 05:17:41 PM  

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


boing!
 
2013-02-15 05:24:13 PM  

warthogbrewingco: boing!


Boing indeed.  Too bad I got here so late :(
 
2013-02-15 05:47:34 PM  

eyeq360: I suggest that he put duct tape over his mouth to prevent him from saying derpy things.


I was going to suggest he wrap his balls with it (no shaving first, either!)
 
2013-02-15 05:48:13 PM  

Meatschool: warthogbrewingco: boing!

Boing indeed.  Too bad I got here so late :(


we can only wait my friend;  wait, and hope
 
2013-02-15 05:50:01 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Continuing with the gif theme then...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW (and a personal fav)

NSFW

Damn. Just............damn.


That last one is a killer
 
2013-02-15 06:25:54 PM  

Karac: On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

The woman in the mildly NSFW pic is not baring herself for either of those purposes. Or at least, she isn't accomplishing those purposes.
And the women who led the bare breast protests could claim they were intending to exercise their 1st amendment rights.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is NC we're talking about. They're the progressive part of the south - they want women to wear burkas, but at least they'll let them drive.


The funny thing is that the protestors and this law they've inspired have the same purpose:  to put a stop to sexual arousal caused by bare boobs.

The protestors should organize a protest at the capitol in support of this bill. That would fark with some legislative heads.
 
2013-02-15 06:26:40 PM  

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


You sound like a glass blower.
 
2013-02-15 06:34:16 PM  

Stoker: The NSFW video link was fair.

It just wasn't well organized. An assortment of topless women and guys who were curious, and others who were just ogling the tits.


So, a real reality show.

/Chaos is not dangerous until it begins to look orderly.
 
2013-02-15 06:35:32 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: mainstreet62: And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?

Free hair removal.


Not if you bought it at Walmart.
 
2013-02-15 06:37:57 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Not if you bought it at Walmart.


The hair or the tape?
 
2013-02-15 06:40:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?

As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.


It's really not that great. Some people call him Mr. Potato D--k for a reason
 
2013-02-15 06:57:54 PM  

Karac: On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

The woman in the mildly NSFW pic is not baring herself for either of those purposes. Or at least, she isn't accomplishing those purposes.
And the women who led the bare breast protests could claim they were intending to exercise their 1st amendment rights.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is NC we're talking about. They're the progressive part of the south - they want women to wear burkas, but at least they'll let them drive.


If the proposed law requires "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire " the the "women" at the beggining of the video in TFA are completely safe no matter where they go topless and no matter how much alcohol is involved.
 
2013-02-15 07:04:04 PM  
Damn these fascists and their nipple control laws. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nipple is a good guy with a nipple.
 
2013-02-15 07:07:42 PM  

pdee: law requires "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire "


So ladies, just strut around topless, say you're hot and needed to feel the wind on your skin.
 
2013-02-15 07:33:32 PM  
And with unemployment in the state between 8 and 11 percent in the state, what we really need now is another reason to put people behind bars.   Felony for nudity?   I am ashamed of my state.
 
2013-02-15 08:00:20 PM  

Master Sphincter: Pocket Ninja: ...I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.

I read that and it sounded like a speech by JFK in my head


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

DUDE WHAT
 
2013-02-15 08:16:51 PM  
My second library job had this fundy lady working there as secretary.  One day she comes to me very discreetly and hands me two band-aides.  I look at them in confusion.  They are for your... you know... she trails off unable to say THE WORD.  I am still confused. I am not bleeding anywhere, so why would I want a band-aide let alone two?  She bugs her eyes at me and makes a gesture to her breasts and says, They are showing!  What is? I ask.  She breaks all her vows to God and hisses, Your nipples, they are showing through your sweater.  I sigh, God made them to poke out a bit when it is cold, so I am not covering up his handiwork with band-aides.  See ya.
 
2013-02-15 08:37:00 PM  
I've lived in North Carolina nearly 20 years, and it never ceases to amaze me how my adopted home state's legislature manages to regularly and repeatedly make news for stupid shiat like this.

This, together with the other idiocy I've seen since the GOP came to power two years ago, settles it.  I'm running for the state house in my district in 2014.  My state needs a crazy liberal now more than ever.
 
2013-02-15 08:37:17 PM  
I love this thread so much.
 
2013-02-15 11:49:45 PM  
Wouldn't removing said duck* tape hurt?

*s7d5.scene7.com
 
2013-02-15 11:53:02 PM  

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.


I'm not sure if it's a paradox or pathology.
 
2013-02-15 11:58:38 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


that's a powerful stand for pro-duct tapeism
 
2013-02-16 12:08:57 AM  

noitsnot: Psycoholic_Slag: Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Continuing with the gif theme then...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW (and a personal fav)

NSFW

Damn. Just............damn.

That last one is a killer


You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:22 AM  
cnews.canoe.ca

Getting a real kick, etc.

/For those who don't recognize the pic that's Gwen Jacob (and her daughter), who was famously arrested after taking off her shirt on a blisteringly hot day in Guelph Ontario about 20 years ago. Originally found guilty and fined 75 dollars, five years later the Ontario Court of Appeal overturned the conviction and gave her her money back making boob baring legal (in Ontario at least).
 
2013-02-16 02:34:28 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: A felony?  Really?

I did not know that North Carolina was so farked up.  Pretty state, too bad it's filled with crazy people.


I lived there for a bit. It's sort of like North Florida with a learning disability.
 
2013-02-16 06:21:03 AM  
What if you cover your nipples with fake nipples?
 
2013-02-16 06:40:04 AM  

ITKing85:
It's really not that great. Some people call him Mr. Potato D--k for a reason


img.photobucket.com
What a Mr. Potato Duck might look like.
 
2013-02-16 08:30:17 AM  
That would hurt coming off.
 
2013-02-16 10:14:46 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


At that point I would sue the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune.
 
SN
2013-02-16 10:39:41 AM  
This could provide the shortest known path to determining if you're about to end up with some dinner-plates thanks to the crafty markup which makes areola  illegal.

In other news, some girls are gonna need a sheiat-ton of duct-tape.
 
2013-02-16 11:06:31 AM  
Topless is OK in NY.
 
2013-02-16 02:35:42 PM  
I just watched the video linked in the story.

I am soooooooooooo thankful for my wife's tits.

/eyebleach for the video viewers
 
2013-02-17 09:55:41 PM  
Well, if Putin comes over for a visit I say we slap the ol duct tape on his tittays too.

Fair is fair.
 
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