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2013-02-15 09:36:06 AM
Wendy O. Williams approves.
 
2013-02-15 09:38:01 AM
our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.
 
2013-02-15 09:41:44 AM
Although Brown's district is 100 miles from Asheville, she felt it was important to act before women tried to assert their rights again by going topless at another rally.

I'm really, really, really hating my State the past few months. We get it. We let the State go blue in 2008 and you feel you must punish us with your new-found strangle hold.
 
2013-02-15 09:50:12 AM
Free all the boobies!
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2013-02-15 09:59:39 AM
Free teh breasticles
 
2013-02-15 10:10:29 AM

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.


To paraphrase the most important cinematic movie Zardox, "boobies is bad. Boobies spreads the seed of life. Gun is good. Gun destroys the seed of life.

That is America.
 
2013-02-15 10:14:35 AM
Sounds like a new study needs to be done.  We know duct tape is the 200 mph tape, but what we don't know is what kind of abuse can it take during motor boating.
 
2013-02-15 10:28:15 AM
Well, maybe it will create jobs for 3M.  And the pasty manufacturers.  And Tillie the Twirler.
 
2013-02-15 10:50:31 AM
"private parts"? Jesus Christ.
 
2013-02-15 10:51:31 AM
Proud to be a merkin.
 
2013-02-15 10:51:52 AM
Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.
 
2013-02-15 10:58:49 AM
I was under the impression that mammaries came pre-ducted.

But I was bottle fed, as Mumsy's ducts were clogged with adhesive.
 
2013-02-15 11:07:22 AM
Side(boob) question. Why is RawStory linking to NewsMax on the sidebar?
 
2013-02-15 11:07:34 AM
I suggest that he put duct tape over his mouth to prevent him from saying derpy things.
 
2013-02-15 11:07:44 AM
So it's just the nipples that go to jail?
 
2013-02-15 11:08:13 AM
Didn't keep Lady Gaga out of jail. Or was that electrical tape?
 
2013-02-15 11:08:40 AM
Uh-oh.

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-15 11:09:25 AM

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


You're a duct tape salesman, aren't you?
 
2013-02-15 11:09:26 AM
And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?
 
2013-02-15 11:09:42 AM
He sounds gay
 
2013-02-15 11:10:00 AM
As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.
 
2013-02-15 11:14:04 AM
I'm fully convinced that we need to abolish legislatures at every level. They don't really do anything except pass stupid laws like this. Most governments would work fine with a manager who collects existing taxes and pays the bills.
 
2013-02-15 11:14:13 AM
What about pepperoni or bologna sized nipples?
 
2013-02-15 11:14:20 AM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?
 
2013-02-15 11:15:21 AM
What the hell is wrong with these people? They see a nipple and determine it must be for "sexual gratification"
//I hope they never vacation in the Greek Isles
 
2013-02-15 11:15:49 AM
Too far?
www.themontyminute.com
/hot
//in a linked sort of way
///ok in a that sort of way too.
 
2013-02-15 11:16:01 AM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


Just one?
 
2013-02-15 11:16:13 AM
I seriously need to find out what I can do about this.  I have an old friend who is in the NC senate, I think.  This is beyond wrong.
 
2013-02-15 11:16:17 AM
Wow, isn't it cute all those female lawmakers being all law-making-like.
 
2013-02-15 11:16:44 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?


As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:35 AM
Heck, i'm saying he deserves a HERO tag.  ITFA he is stating that you can keep on the right side 'o the law if you just tape up the pointy bits.  I'm willing to call that a very reasonable compromise.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:40 AM
I hate this country.  I really, really, really, really farking hate this country.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:47 AM
You know it's been a loooooong time since the boobquake thread...
 
2013-02-15 11:18:08 AM
The woman in the picture isn't terribly attractive, but that's an impressive rack nonetheless.
 
2013-02-15 11:18:47 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?


Thankfully for all involved, I don't frequent that area of town often.  I'm more of an OTP kinda woman.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:29 AM
A felony?  Really?

I did not know that North Carolina was so farked up.  Pretty state, too bad it's filled with crazy people.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:30 AM
1: for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire."

What if it's just a hot day and they want to be cool?

2: unless this law applies equally to men, isn't it unconstitutional?
 
2013-02-15 11:20:02 AM

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Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.



Don't be scared. It means he likes you.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:28 AM
ArcadianRefugee:  2: unless this law applies equally to men, isn't it unconstitutional?

Separate but nipple.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:59 AM
Duct Tape.  A handy man's secret weapon!  - Red Green
 
2013-02-15 11:21:03 AM
Pocket Ninja: ...My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. ...

I don't know who's been designing women's workout clothes for the past 20 yrs - but that guy needs a medal.  Remember when people used to actually work out in sweats?  The dark ages.
 
2013-02-15 11:21:52 AM
But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?
 
2013-02-15 11:21:54 AM
I like - and appreciate - a nice rack. Show 'em off, ladies. Please?

/EIP?
//So ronery
 
2013-02-15 11:22:07 AM
www.religiousforums.com
 
2013-02-15 11:22:38 AM

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.


I'm with you on this but you totally lost me starting with the next sentence.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:08 AM

FizixJunkee: But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?


You're going to have to show us yours so that a proper ruling can be made.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:10 AM
What about Scotch tape? Is that acceptable, or is it too clear?
 
2013-02-15 11:24:12 AM

unfarkingbelievable: The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?

As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.


s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com

Enjoy the local flavor
 
2013-02-15 11:24:42 AM
Soooo..... boob thread?

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-02-15 11:25:05 AM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


Didn't Lemony Snickett write those?
 
2013-02-15 11:25:14 AM

Towermonkey: I like - and appreciate - a nice rack. Show 'em off, ladies. Please?

/EIP?
//So ronery


Inadvertent juxtoposition.
Jesus Facepalm is for NC, not your post, Towermonkey.

Please carry on.
 
2013-02-15 11:25:26 AM
How about back-boobs?
 
2013-02-15 11:26:00 AM

FizixJunkee: But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?


Oh that's easy, have male nipples grafted on instead of your own.
 
2013-02-15 11:26:32 AM
The lawmaker is a rapeublican.  I'm surprised she didn't suggest taping the cootch to prevent random penisings
 
2013-02-15 11:26:53 AM
Whoah, that is so weird, I was JUST thinking about breasts!
 
2013-02-15 11:27:06 AM

ArcadianRefugee: 1: for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire."

What if it's just a hot day and they want to be cool?

2: unless this law applies equally to men, isn't it unconstitutional?


Gender discrimination receives intermediate scrutiny:  the law must further an important government interest in a way that is substantially related to that interest.
 
2013-02-15 11:27:24 AM

FizixJunkee: But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?


No one's keeping you from showing those titties other than you, sweetiepie.
 
2013-02-15 11:28:14 AM
On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

The woman in the mildly NSFW pic is not baring herself for either of those purposes. Or at least, she isn't accomplishing those purposes.
And the women who led the bare breast protests could claim they were intending to exercise their 1st amendment rights.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is NC we're talking about. They're the progressive part of the south - they want women to wear burkas, but at least they'll let them drive.
 
2013-02-15 11:28:15 AM
 
2013-02-15 11:29:04 AM

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.


Drive a six-inch spike into a woman: R
Drive a six-inch penis into a woman: X
Drive a six-inch spike through a board with your penis: Deborah Foreman

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 11:29:11 AM
Warning, do not watch the video linked in TFA. Yikes.
 
2013-02-15 11:29:13 AM
It's always been the attitude in America. People can get blown away or electrocuted or stabbed in a network TV show or PG movie but there hasn't been a boob in a PG-13 movie since Titanic.
 
2013-02-15 11:29:38 AM

mainstreet62: And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?


24.media.tumblr.com

Go on...
 
2013-02-15 11:30:03 AM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.
 
2013-02-15 11:30:40 AM
Pasties for everyone!

organicarmor.com

/GIS is funny for this one
 
2013-02-15 11:32:35 AM
Video in TFA is a little disappointing.  The kind of chicks I want protesting for their right to go topless never appear at these rallies....
 
2013-02-15 11:32:54 AM

FizixJunkee: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.


so women actually check out the bulge?  sweet.
 
2013-02-15 11:34:31 AM

SpdrJay: So it's just the nipples that go to jail?


When nipples are outlawed, only outlaws will have nipples!
 
2013-02-15 11:34:46 AM
This will go over like a pair of lead balloons. (Funbags, dirty pillows, etc.)
 
2013-02-15 11:36:38 AM
FTA: On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approvedHouse Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire." ...

Republican state Rep. Rayne Brown told lawmakers that she was co-sponsoring the bill because activists had held a topless women's rights rally in Asheville last summer, where as many as a dozen women bared their breasts.

So bearing breasts at a political protest would still be perfectly legal (by this law).
 
2013-02-15 11:37:05 AM

Girion47: FizixJunkee: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.

so women actually check out the bulge?  sweet.


Of course we do.  And those of us who aren't insecure even check out other women.  Some of us will even point out the especially well-endowed ones to our boyfriends/husbands.
 
2013-02-15 11:38:45 AM

FizixJunkee: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.


That was Mr. Coffee Nerves worthy.  I salute you.
 
2013-02-15 11:39:06 AM

FizixJunkee: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.


If only he had been  Scottish, and wearing a kilt.
 
2013-02-15 11:41:08 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Although Brown's district is 100 miles from Asheville, she felt it was important to act before women tried to assert their rights again by going topless at another rally.

I'm really, really, really hating my State the past few months. We get it. We let the State go blue in 2008 and you feel you must punish us with your new-found strangle hold.


Wha? this is backwards. This is state pushing for red that's doing, this not Blue.

I don't think I've heard of anyone other than conservatives that are anti women's rights.
 
2013-02-15 11:41:56 AM
 My gawd we are a nation of prudes. Reminds me of when people get all tripped out when women breastfeed in public, almost like we havn't been doing so since before the dawn of time.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-02-15 11:44:39 AM
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I love how they solved this "problem" (women protesting for the right to go anywhere topless) in NYC. The courts just said okay, whatever and made it legal. Guess what happened? Nothing. No chicks suddenly went shopping topless. No wimmins running around town waving their boobses. It was a complete non-event and now the protesters have to think up something else to be angry about.
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2013-02-15 11:45:18 AM
It's not the teat, it's the tumidity.
 
2013-02-15 11:45:40 AM

FizixJunkee: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.


He was probably wearing his bulge enhancing underwear (yes that is a thing)
 
2013-02-15 11:46:01 AM

Sybarite: Wendy O. Williams approves.


THERE you go. Came for the Wendy O. reference and there it was, right up top when I came through the door, just like a loving wife in a French Maid outfit, handing me a martini and kissing me full on the mouth. Then taking my hand and leading me into the living room where beautiful couples in varying states of undress are enjoined in sexual activities and making pancakes. We join them. Then we pass out the iPads and everyone browses the FARK.com.
 
2013-02-15 11:46:32 AM
True story:

FizixJunkee: Girion47: FizixJunkee: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

Hear, hear.

I often catch glances at men's crotch areas.   Yesterday on the bus, for example.  There was this kid, perhaps early 20s, with a gigantic mound in the nether regions of his pants.  It sent my mind swirling.  I longed to unzip his trousers and see what beast was lurking underneath the 80-20 cotton/poly fabric that was just barely constrained his junk.  I mean, even flaccid it was huge; I could only imagine its size when it was fully erect.   I even went as far as to wonder if he were cut or uncut.

I put my cell phone on my crotch and allowed the vibrations to carry me away...

Then I missed my stop.

so women actually check out the bulge?  sweet.

Of course we do.  And those of us who aren't insecure even check out other women.  Some of us will even point out the especially well-endowed ones to our boyfriends/husbands.


You bet!

CSB time:

Stood near the entrance of a club with a couple of (girl) friends.  When guys would enter we would intentionally get "caught" checking out the men's bulges.  We were the popular ladies that night.
 
2013-02-15 11:49:42 AM

Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW

  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.
 
2013-02-15 11:52:03 AM
If it's got nothing to do with gun violence, gun maintenance, gun buying, or gun shootin, then it's evil. Women's bodies are evil, sinful, and full of cooties, and that's why we must ban them.....or, at the very least, we can't admit that we like naked women because then the tea party fanatics might start thinking we're libruls, and that would be bad.
 
2013-02-15 11:54:11 AM
what no boobies...
now you will die

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-15 11:57:55 AM

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


I read that and it sounded like a speech by JFK in my head
 
2013-02-15 11:58:14 AM

dentalhilljack: Video in TFA is a little disappointing.  The kind of chicks I want protesting for their right to go topless never appear at these rallies....


glad I skipped it, straw hat on the right and redhead on the left had me hovering... but the kid next to green bra made me a little queasy

I'm going to back up off the internet for a while.
 
2013-02-15 11:59:03 AM
I live in NC, and I'm not afraid of the boobies in Asheville, What I am afraid of are the boobs in Raleigh.
/not mine
 
2013-02-15 12:03:43 PM
NC hasn't gone far enough, we need to put bras on nude statues, repaint over the nipples on the masterpieces in the museums, and jock straps on male statues too. We need to get back to the eighteenth century now !
 
2013-02-15 12:03:50 PM
Some examples of nipple covering:
m.rottendata.net
stuffflypeoplelike.com
thechive.files.wordpress.com
xa.yimg.com
 
2013-02-15 12:04:06 PM
A felony, are you kidding me?
 
2013-02-15 12:06:56 PM

Weaver95: I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.


I look at it this way. I HOPE my kids grown up and someday have sex. I also HOPE they never see a murder or torture. Why is it the other way around on what is allowed on TV and movies?

I guess when your country is settled by puritan asshats there are bound to be lasting side effects.
 
2013-02-15 12:08:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The lawmaker is a rapeublican.  I'm surprised she didn't suggest taping the cootch to prevent random penisings


After this becomes law, camel toe legislation is next. Then burqas.
 
2013-02-15 12:08:58 PM
I think I speak for all men when I say that nothing, NOTHING is more distracting than underboob.  Sideboob on most women looks like armpit tumors.

As, I was saying, boobs would save the world and I am not half kidding. If politicians were hot women with awesome knockers (not necessarily big, just nice and, exposed) no one would want to fight, and if they did argue, people would take an interest in local politics, from PTA meetings to city council, congress sessions we would be glued to the TV fapping and learning, making us better voters.

Boobs are god's 2nd greatest invention and anyone set to vilify them is either jealous or retarded.
 
2013-02-15 12:10:03 PM

TOSViolation: I seriously need to find out what I can do about this.  I have an old friend who is in the NC senate, I think.  This is beyond wrong.


We NCers should push for an anti-gerrymandering State constitutional amendment. That's probably the only thing that can fix it short of waiting for enough Republicans to die off.

Serious question: Is there such a movement already in place? If not, ought we create one? Does the NCGA gate all amendment proposals, or can we use petition or somesuch to get it on the ballot?
 
2013-02-15 12:10:36 PM
just popping out in acceptable clothing!
 shared1.ad-lister.co.uk
 
2013-02-15 12:11:54 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
What a felon does not look like.
 
2013-02-15 12:12:08 PM
On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

Does this mean my wife has to wear a shirt while we're farking? Cuz she definitely exposes her "private parts" to me while we're enjoying sexitime.
 
2013-02-15 12:12:56 PM
How long until they send a squad of drooling sheriffs over to Saudi Arabia for training from the Morality Police and their roving bands of whip-bearing sadists?
 
2013-02-15 12:14:40 PM
They came for our guns and we said nothing.  Now they're coming for the boobies!!!  Will we sit back and endure yet another travesty of justice or will we stand up for our rights?  If they are successful here, where will it end?  What could possibly be next?  Bacon?  Booze?  Duct tape?  The puritans must be stopped.  There actions are nothing short of pure evil.
 
2013-02-15 12:14:57 PM
So we're letting women carry duct tape now? What next, chloroform? This whole thing smacks of a plot against traditional gender roles.
 
2013-02-15 12:16:17 PM
Gaffers tape > duct tape. Less residue when removed.
 
2013-02-15 12:17:14 PM
So, now you are telling me that the fallback position is fear of nipples, but breasts are OK?
Breast w/ nipple = sex
Breast w/o nipple = just foolin'

it just keeps getting better inch by inch
don't play with your food, kid
 
2013-02-15 12:17:15 PM
100 comments in and not a single Butcher Babies pic?

Slackers!!
 
2013-02-15 12:19:28 PM

StaleCoffee: So we're letting women carry duct tape now? What next, chloroform? This whole thing smacks of a plot against traditional gender roles.


Please continue...slowly.
 
2013-02-15 12:19:49 PM
content.clearchannel.com
Wendy O approved.
 
2013-02-15 12:20:46 PM

HypnozombieX: My gawd we are a nation of prudes. Reminds me of when people get all tripped out when women breastfeed in public, almost like we havn't been doing so since before the dawn of time.


Oddly enough, I'm fine with the idea of topless women (although I would probably do a double take at first) but breast feeding actually freaks me right the hell out. Which made living with my SIL and her kid for a while sort of awkward.
 
2013-02-15 12:21:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


For some reason I read this in the voice of Daffy Duck.
 
2013-02-15 12:23:13 PM

unfarkingbelievable: The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?

As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.


^^^^^

(As long as bike shorts =/= cyclist...well...yeah, we'll need a pic.)
 
2013-02-15 12:23:31 PM

Stone Meadow: Does this mean my wife has to wear a shirt while we're farking? Cuz she definitely exposes her "private parts" to me while we're enjoying sexitime.


Neither of you should be removing your church chemise for any purpose, including bathing.  Neither of you should be enjoying sexitime.  You are to have sex through a blanket with only a hole cut through to allow for sex.  You should both be looking away in shame.  You should only do this for the expressed purpose of procreation.  Your bodies are abhorrent and sinful and filthy, exactly as G*d created them, and you should remember that.

You should both be ashamed of yourselves.
 
2013-02-15 12:28:49 PM
Not real but hey, first thing I thought of:

i15.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-15 12:29:06 PM
This is what we pay these aholes to do? Legislate nipples? If it wasn't freezing cold where I am right now I would spend the next three days walking around topless in protest.
 
2013-02-15 12:31:29 PM

Weaver95: But sex?


No thanks.
 
2013-02-15 12:31:40 PM

2and4: Gaffers tape > duct tape. Less residue when removed.


As a lighting designer, I approve this message.
 
2013-02-15 12:33:00 PM

YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.


All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-02-15 12:33:50 PM

fireclown: [content.clearchannel.com image 425x315]
Wendy O approved.


That looks like W.O.W made a baby with Vanilla Ice!!!
 
2013-02-15 12:34:00 PM
Play NSFW video.... Back to the Loch with you Nessie

Jump to 2:43...  EEEEWWWWWWWWW

Jump to 4:43...  MY EEEEYYYYYEESSS

Jump to 6:05... That's better
 
2013-02-15 12:34:43 PM
Cool story bro alert!!!!!!

Circa 1980's ... that bar with the fake legs swinging in NO...
My buddy tells the dancer under the red light she has the squarest nipples he has ever seen...
She says its clear packing tape... keeps the nips from going popping up in the sometimes cool air.
And it was required by the bar... O_o
 
2013-02-15 12:40:20 PM
Darth_Lukecash:
To paraphrase the most important cinematic movie Zardox, "boobies is bad. Boobies spreads the seed of life. Gun is good. Gun destroys the seed of life.

It's Zardoz you insensitive clod.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-15 12:41:34 PM

Endive Wombat: What about pepperoni or bologna sized nipples?


OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
 
2013-02-15 12:46:35 PM

unfarkingbelievable: The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?

As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.


Not so CSB

I had a bad vasectomy experience, bleeding in my sack. It swelled up like i had stuffed a softball in it. Doctor wanted to let my body naturally absorb it. I had to wear the spandex-like underwear for support. The pain was horrible but it looked like I had a monster member.

After several trips to the doctor and ultrasounds (the poor tech girl even gasped at how bad it looked), I told him I wanted it taken care of. They put me under and cleaned out a blood clot the size of a large avacodo. I spent three days in the hospital and rode a scooter for a week before I went back to work.

/Not CSB

But I did have a huge bulge for a while....
 
2013-02-15 12:46:58 PM
FTFA

Republican state Rep. Rayne Brown told lawmakers that she was co-sponsoring the bill because activists had held a topless women's rights rally in Asheville last summer, where as many as a dozen women bared their breasts... she felt it was important to act before women tried to assert their rights again by going topless at another rally.

Apparently NC Lawmakers don't realize that first amendment rights trump local ordinance. Also, pretty sure the "for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire," part of the law will render the law toothless.
 
2013-02-15 12:57:50 PM
Pocket Ninja:

i'm even more appalled that this bill doesn't cover man-boobies and nipples as well! men run around topless in public everyday, exposing their bare breasts and nipples to innocent bystanders like children! they should be required to duct tape their nipples too! think of the children!
 
2013-02-15 01:03:20 PM

If it weren't for the natural, droppy boobkes that clearly prove that she is in fact a woman.

I would say,

That's A Man Baby
i877.photobucket.com


I'm guessing this AW dresses like that to draw attention away from her, uh, eyes. Kinda like the Shiney Object Syndrome
 
2013-02-15 01:07:45 PM

palelizard: Stone Meadow: Does this mean my wife has to wear a shirt while we're farking? Cuz she definitely exposes her "private parts" to me while we're enjoying sexitime.

Neither of you should be removing your church chemise for any purpose, including bathing.  Neither of you should be enjoying sexitime.  You are to have sex through a blanket with only a hole cut through to allow for sex.  You should both be looking away in shame.  You should only do this for the expressed purpose of procreation.  Your bodies are abhorrent and sinful and filthy, exactly as G*d created them, and you should remember that.

You should both be ashamed of yourselves.


Benedictine...is that you? ;^)

/well played, sir!
 
2013-02-15 01:08:40 PM

FTFA:


"You know what they say, duct tape fixes everything," Republican state Rep. Tim Moore agreed.

Jeebus, who elects these  American Taliban zealots?

FFS. Please DIAF immediately.


i651.photobucket.com
Not today.
 
2013-02-15 01:11:14 PM
I wonder if women who flash their breasts in public will now be committing a sex offense.

Boy, being tough on crime sure is working out great, isn't it?
 
2013-02-15 01:11:16 PM
Just when you think the state has moved in a positive direction, mouth-breathing teatards from Kinston vote in these morons and the result is this bullshiat.  Do we REALLY need to remind the country that we are the state that was willing to constantly re-elect Jesse Helms?
 
2013-02-15 01:12:32 PM

IRQ12: A felony, are you kidding me?


Here's the law.
"any person who shall willfully expose the private parts of his or her person in any public place and in the presence of any other person or persons ... (lots of qualifying statements) ...  shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor." (That part already exists and is law.)

The felony comes in with "any person at least 18 years of age who shall willfully expose the private parts of his or her person in any public place in the presence of any other person less than 16 years of age for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire shall be guilty of a Class H felony." (Also current law.)

This is the new part: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

The giant hole in this thing is the "purpose of...". So you get a Class 2 misdemeanor for any willful exposure, but that jumps to a Class H felony if it's for sexytime with someone under 16. This change clamps down on women flashing their boobies at little kids to get off.

Really, the article and the quotations from the lawmaker miss the point of this change entirely.
 
2013-02-15 01:15:14 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: TOSViolation: I seriously need to find out what I can do about this.  I have an old friend who is in the NC senate, I think.  This is beyond wrong.

We NCers should push for an anti-gerrymandering State constitutional amendment. That's probably the only thing that can fix it short of waiting for enough Republicans to die off.

Serious question: Is there such a movement already in place? If not, ought we create one? Does the NCGA gate all amendment proposals, or can we use petition or somesuch to get it on the ballot?



I happen to be a Republican.  Unfortunately, I don't have the authority to kick all of the morons out of the party.
 
2013-02-15 01:28:19 PM
god forbid we permit people to acknowledge and celebrate their bodies and sexuality, we might start to realize that a society structured on excessive work and consumption sucks.
 
2013-02-15 01:54:24 PM
Dear North Carolina, you're stupid.
 
2013-02-15 02:10:23 PM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


Skirts are really not very good at hiding boners.
 
2013-02-15 02:19:11 PM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


I'll show you mine, if...yeah.
 
2013-02-15 02:22:29 PM

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


Oh, PocketNinja. This is why your posts are in green. Can I help it that I think you're the real-life Church Lady, and Dana Carvey is going straight to hell because he basically stole everything from you?
 
2013-02-15 02:22:50 PM

FizixJunkee: But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?


Hey, expose away! EIP, and I know and obey the Rules.
 
2013-02-15 02:23:59 PM
27.org


theDesertHamster:
Too far?

I'm just trying to imagine the pain of removing that...
 
2013-02-15 02:31:18 PM
FFS, assholes, let women go topless if they want. Society will not farking crumble because of a farking nipple.
 
2013-02-15 02:38:39 PM

5monkeys: This is what we pay these aholes to do? Legislate nipples? If it wasn't freezing cold where I am right now I would spend the next three days walking around topless in protest.


We need to get 5monkeys to a warmer climate NOW, Farkers! Who's with me?
 
2013-02-15 02:38:42 PM

Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


leanneellington.com
 
2013-02-15 02:44:22 PM
Yes, this is our New, SuperConservative NC Legislature doing all it can to create jobs in our unemployed state. First, though, they want to cut unemployment benefits by a third, reduce how long you can get unemployment benefits, allow possums to be dropped for New Year's celebrations, tell the Federal government that no, NC is not going to participate in setting up health insurance exchanges, fire all the regulators on various regulatory boards and replace them with yes men, allow offshore oil and natural gas drilling in sight of the Outer Banks, approve giving the Panthers' owner millions of taxpayer dollars so he can get his stadium renovated (he's poor you know), pass a voter ID bill before the entire state is awash in illegal voters voting illegally, vote to make showing women's nipples downright illegal (what about strip clubs?), get rid of the state income tax and replace it with....well, they'll think of something to replace it with eventually, and maybe, just maybe, they'll start trying to get some jobs into this state.

I predict there's going to be an increase in sales of those round band-aids you can get, especially the deluxe sizes. They stick on well and don't irritate anything when you pull them off.

Yeah, this state is being punished for who we voted for back in 2008...
 
2013-02-15 02:50:53 PM

jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "


Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.
 
2013-02-15 02:52:03 PM
The NSFW video link was fair.

It just wasn't well organized. An assortment of topless women and guys who were curious, and others who were just ogling the tits.
That wouldn't happen (so much) if nudity was common.
 
2013-02-15 02:52:25 PM

Bendal: Yeah, this state is being punished for who we voted for back in 2008...


It's okay, it's just because they love us citizens customers of NC so much; if only we didn't make them hurt us, if only we would LISTEN and OBEY they wouldn't have to beat us into submission. They're going to get help, some new medications or maybe some counseling, and if that doesn't work it's our fault at forcing their hands against us. They're sorry. They promise to never do it again and OMFG! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FOLD THE LAUNDRY! AND DID YOU BURN MY PANCAKE AGAIN! *smack* Oh, did you walk into a door knob again?
 
2013-02-15 03:01:24 PM

AndreMA: jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.


...or if one takes a more precise definition, the excretory organs are limited to the kidneys, ureters, bladder and urethra -- those involved in liquid waste. The anus is considered part of the digestive system and would be OK to expose. (per wikipedia)
 
2013-02-15 03:04:52 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


Continuing with the gif theme then...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW (and a personal fav)

NSFW
 
2013-02-15 03:04:58 PM
FTA:  "On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for  the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire."

Apparently the law was sponsored after GoTopless.org sponsored a topless event to protest the fact that women are treated differently than men when it comes to bear chests.  From the GoTopless.org website:  ""As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right."

So when women expose their breasts at these protests they are not doing it for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire, it is done to draw attention to what they believe is something akin to discrimination based on the sex of the person.  Therefore this law will not prevent women from participating in these rally's by exposing their breasts, and if a law enforcement officer arrests a women under such circumstances, preventing the woman from exercising her right to protest, the officer could face a civil rights suit.
 
2013-02-15 03:06:29 PM
The bill expands the state's definition of "private parts" to include a woman's "nipple, or any portion of the areola."

They distinguish between nipple and areola?  Wow, that makes them more biological savvy than most farkers.
 
2013-02-15 03:08:34 PM

theDesertHamster: Too far?
[www.themontyminute.com image 500x666]
/hot
//in a linked sort of way
///ok in a that sort of way too.


I hope that isn't taped to the skin; I shiver at the thought of trying to remove it.
 
2013-02-15 03:20:20 PM
really Duct tape?
 
2013-02-15 03:43:38 PM

AndreMA: jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.


The law specifies for the purpose of sexual arousal.  Showing it just to piss off prudes is fine.
 
2013-02-15 03:54:37 PM

Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Continuing with the gif theme then...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW (and a personal fav)

NSFW


Damn. Just............damn.
 
2013-02-15 04:11:15 PM
Now, at the end of the day, all those poor women taking off all that nipple tape would lead to a raw story indeed.
 
2013-02-15 04:12:01 PM

mainstreet62: And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?


Free hair removal.
 
2013-02-15 04:16:05 PM

palelizard: AndreMA: jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.

The law specifies for the purpose of sexual arousal.  Showing it just to piss off prudes is fine.


Fair enough; I was assuming that since intent/purpose is rather nebulous, they'd simply assume it. But even allowing for that, showing a sexy calf or winking seductively without a veil would still be illegal.
 
2013-02-15 04:18:47 PM
well, to be fair, then i can wrap a roll of duct tape of 4 around my weenie?

eip
 
2013-02-15 04:25:26 PM
activists had held a topless women's rights rally in Asheville last summer, where as many as a dozen women bared their breasts (NSFW video of women you don't want to see topless here).
 
2013-02-15 04:48:53 PM

Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
NSFW NSFW  NSFW

All I need is a little encouragement...
NSFW NSFW NSFW

 NSFW NSFW

Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a good Friday!
 
2013-02-15 04:55:55 PM

palelizard: AndreMA: jasenj1: "For the purposes of this section, the term "private parts" means external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast. "

Sweat glands are organs of excretion. As written, this forbids a the showing of any skin whatsoever, by either sex.

The law specifies for the purpose of sexual arousal.  Showing it just to piss off prudes is fine.


But what if pissing off prudes sexually arouses me?
 
2013-02-15 05:09:41 PM
Or in this special rare case tape applied to the sagging droop to perk them up and apply to the face!!!
 
2013-02-15 05:17:41 PM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


boing!
 
2013-02-15 05:24:13 PM

warthogbrewingco: boing!


Boing indeed.  Too bad I got here so late :(
 
2013-02-15 05:47:34 PM

eyeq360: I suggest that he put duct tape over his mouth to prevent him from saying derpy things.


I was going to suggest he wrap his balls with it (no shaving first, either!)
 
2013-02-15 05:48:13 PM

Meatschool: warthogbrewingco: boing!

Boing indeed.  Too bad I got here so late :(


we can only wait my friend;  wait, and hope
 
2013-02-15 05:50:01 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
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You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

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Continuing with the gif theme then...

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NSFW (and a personal fav)

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Damn. Just............damn.


That last one is a killer
 
2013-02-15 06:25:54 PM

Karac: On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

The woman in the mildly NSFW pic is not baring herself for either of those purposes. Or at least, she isn't accomplishing those purposes.
And the women who led the bare breast protests could claim they were intending to exercise their 1st amendment rights.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is NC we're talking about. They're the progressive part of the south - they want women to wear burkas, but at least they'll let them drive.


The funny thing is that the protestors and this law they've inspired have the same purpose:  to put a stop to sexual arousal caused by bare boobs.

The protestors should organize a protest at the capitol in support of this bill. That would fark with some legislative heads.
 
2013-02-15 06:26:40 PM

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


You sound like a glass blower.
 
2013-02-15 06:34:16 PM

Stoker: The NSFW video link was fair.

It just wasn't well organized. An assortment of topless women and guys who were curious, and others who were just ogling the tits.


So, a real reality show.

/Chaos is not dangerous until it begins to look orderly.
 
2013-02-15 06:35:32 PM

MikeBoomshadow: mainstreet62: And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?

Free hair removal.


Not if you bought it at Walmart.
 
2013-02-15 06:37:57 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Not if you bought it at Walmart.


The hair or the tape?
 
2013-02-15 06:40:37 PM

unfarkingbelievable: The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?

As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.


It's really not that great. Some people call him Mr. Potato D--k for a reason
 
2013-02-15 06:57:54 PM

Karac: On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

The woman in the mildly NSFW pic is not baring herself for either of those purposes. Or at least, she isn't accomplishing those purposes.
And the women who led the bare breast protests could claim they were intending to exercise their 1st amendment rights.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is NC we're talking about. They're the progressive part of the south - they want women to wear burkas, but at least they'll let them drive.


If the proposed law requires "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire " the the "women" at the beggining of the video in TFA are completely safe no matter where they go topless and no matter how much alcohol is involved.
 
2013-02-15 07:04:04 PM
Damn these fascists and their nipple control laws. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nipple is a good guy with a nipple.
 
2013-02-15 07:07:42 PM

pdee: law requires "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire "


So ladies, just strut around topless, say you're hot and needed to feel the wind on your skin.
 
2013-02-15 07:33:32 PM
And with unemployment in the state between 8 and 11 percent in the state, what we really need now is another reason to put people behind bars.   Felony for nudity?   I am ashamed of my state.
 
2013-02-15 08:00:20 PM

Master Sphincter: Pocket Ninja: ...I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.

I read that and it sounded like a speech by JFK in my head


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

DUDE WHAT
 
2013-02-15 08:16:51 PM
My second library job had this fundy lady working there as secretary.  One day she comes to me very discreetly and hands me two band-aides.  I look at them in confusion.  They are for your... you know... she trails off unable to say THE WORD.  I am still confused. I am not bleeding anywhere, so why would I want a band-aide let alone two?  She bugs her eyes at me and makes a gesture to her breasts and says, They are showing!  What is? I ask.  She breaks all her vows to God and hisses, Your nipples, they are showing through your sweater.  I sigh, God made them to poke out a bit when it is cold, so I am not covering up his handiwork with band-aides.  See ya.
 
2013-02-15 08:37:00 PM
I've lived in North Carolina nearly 20 years, and it never ceases to amaze me how my adopted home state's legislature manages to regularly and repeatedly make news for stupid shiat like this.

This, together with the other idiocy I've seen since the GOP came to power two years ago, settles it.  I'm running for the state house in my district in 2014.  My state needs a crazy liberal now more than ever.
 
2013-02-15 08:37:17 PM
I love this thread so much.
 
2013-02-15 11:49:45 PM
Wouldn't removing said duck* tape hurt?

*s7d5.scene7.com
 
2013-02-15 11:53:02 PM

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.


I'm not sure if it's a paradox or pathology.
 
2013-02-15 11:58:38 PM

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


that's a powerful stand for pro-duct tapeism
 
2013-02-16 12:08:57 AM

noitsnot: Psycoholic_Slag: Elegy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Elegy: YEREVAN: Elegy: Soooo..... boob thread?
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You're doing the Lord's work, sir - thank you.

All I need is a little encouragement...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Continuing with the gif theme then...

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW (and a personal fav)

NSFW

Damn. Just............damn.

That last one is a killer


You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:22 AM
cnews.canoe.ca

Getting a real kick, etc.

/For those who don't recognize the pic that's Gwen Jacob (and her daughter), who was famously arrested after taking off her shirt on a blisteringly hot day in Guelph Ontario about 20 years ago. Originally found guilty and fined 75 dollars, five years later the Ontario Court of Appeal overturned the conviction and gave her her money back making boob baring legal (in Ontario at least).
 
2013-02-16 02:34:28 AM

Marcus Aurelius: A felony?  Really?

I did not know that North Carolina was so farked up.  Pretty state, too bad it's filled with crazy people.


I lived there for a bit. It's sort of like North Florida with a learning disability.
 
2013-02-16 06:21:03 AM
What if you cover your nipples with fake nipples?
 
2013-02-16 06:40:04 AM

ITKing85:
It's really not that great. Some people call him Mr. Potato D--k for a reason


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What a Mr. Potato Duck might look like.
 
2013-02-16 08:30:17 AM
That would hurt coming off.
 
2013-02-16 10:14:46 AM

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


At that point I would sue the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune.
 
SN
2013-02-16 10:39:41 AM
This could provide the shortest known path to determining if you're about to end up with some dinner-plates thanks to the crafty markup which makes areola  illegal.

In other news, some girls are gonna need a sheiat-ton of duct-tape.
 
2013-02-16 11:06:31 AM
Topless is OK in NY.
 
2013-02-16 02:35:42 PM
I just watched the video linked in the story.

I am soooooooooooo thankful for my wife's tits.

/eyebleach for the video viewers
 
2013-02-17 09:55:41 PM
Well, if Putin comes over for a visit I say we slap the ol duct tape on his tittays too.

Fair is fair.
 
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