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(The Raw Story)   NC lawmakers say women should duct tape their nipples to stay out of jail (pic in link is mildly Not safe for work)   (rawstory.com) divider line 191
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2013-02-15 09:36:06 AM  
Wendy O. Williams approves.
 
2013-02-15 09:38:01 AM  
our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.
 
2013-02-15 09:41:44 AM  
Although Brown's district is 100 miles from Asheville, she felt it was important to act before women tried to assert their rights again by going topless at another rally.

I'm really, really, really hating my State the past few months. We get it. We let the State go blue in 2008 and you feel you must punish us with your new-found strangle hold.
 
2013-02-15 09:50:12 AM  
Free all the boobies!
 
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2013-02-15 09:59:39 AM  
Free teh breasticles
 
2013-02-15 10:10:29 AM  

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.  American Horror Story goes into what?  season three of it's torture porn run and by all accounts doing quite well. none of these moralistic types seem to have any desire to shut down that show at all.  But let a woman show her nipples in public and OMG!  throw her in jail!

I don't get it.  I really don't.  we love violence, we want to see blood and pain on TV.  But sex?  that's evil?  hell, not even sex - just biology.  yes, women have breasts.  sometimes they show 'em off.  why you want to throw a woman into a jail cell for showing off her assets is entirely beyond me.


To paraphrase the most important cinematic movie Zardox, "boobies is bad. Boobies spreads the seed of life. Gun is good. Gun destroys the seed of life.

That is America.
 
2013-02-15 10:14:35 AM  
Sounds like a new study needs to be done.  We know duct tape is the 200 mph tape, but what we don't know is what kind of abuse can it take during motor boating.
 
2013-02-15 10:28:15 AM  
Well, maybe it will create jobs for 3M.  And the pasty manufacturers.  And Tillie the Twirler.
 
2013-02-15 10:50:31 AM  
"private parts"? Jesus Christ.
 
2013-02-15 10:51:31 AM  
Proud to be a merkin.
 
2013-02-15 10:51:52 AM  
Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.
 
2013-02-15 10:58:49 AM  
I was under the impression that mammaries came pre-ducted.

But I was bottle fed, as Mumsy's ducts were clogged with adhesive.
 
2013-02-15 11:07:22 AM  
Side(boob) question. Why is RawStory linking to NewsMax on the sidebar?
 
2013-02-15 11:07:34 AM  
I suggest that he put duct tape over his mouth to prevent him from saying derpy things.
 
2013-02-15 11:07:44 AM  
So it's just the nipples that go to jail?
 
2013-02-15 11:08:13 AM  
Didn't keep Lady Gaga out of jail. Or was that electrical tape?
 
2013-02-15 11:08:40 AM  
Uh-oh.

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2013-02-15 11:09:25 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Personally, I find sideboob every bit as distracting as nipples, and that's not even getting into the very obvious area of exposed cleavage. Exposed cleavage is at least twice as distracting and dangerous as sideboob, which makes it perhaps 4, 5 times as dangerous as nipples. I mean, nipples are small, when you think about it. Well, not the  aerlioa aerloea aerloeieae puffy area, I mean, that's bigger, but in reality that's really no more than discolored skin and who cares about that. But nipples from a distance? Heck, you might not even realize they're nipples. You might think they're little points of acne or something. Bugbites, I don't know. But that's not my point. My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. What happens then? Your eyes leave the road for a moment, and suddenly there's a school bus and your life flashes yellow and 36 children are dead. It's absurd that we accept such daily risk as "normal" or "accepted" in a civilized society. Is some exposed cleavage worth dozens of dead children? I hope not. I want to believe we live in a world where that's not the case. The bottom line is that exposed breasts are really nothing more than a softer, fleshier brand of terrorism, and we need to draw a line. And if duct tape can help us do that, I'm all for it.


You're a duct tape salesman, aren't you?
 
2013-02-15 11:09:26 AM  
And then what happens when it's time to take off the duct tape?
 
2013-02-15 11:09:42 AM  
He sounds gay
 
2013-02-15 11:10:00 AM  
As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.
 
2013-02-15 11:14:04 AM  
I'm fully convinced that we need to abolish legislatures at every level. They don't really do anything except pass stupid laws like this. Most governments would work fine with a manager who collects existing taxes and pays the bills.
 
2013-02-15 11:14:13 AM  
What about pepperoni or bologna sized nipples?
 
2013-02-15 11:14:20 AM  

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?
 
2013-02-15 11:15:21 AM  
What the hell is wrong with these people? They see a nipple and determine it must be for "sexual gratification"
//I hope they never vacation in the Greek Isles
 
2013-02-15 11:15:49 AM  
Too far?
www.themontyminute.com
/hot
//in a linked sort of way
///ok in a that sort of way too.
 
2013-02-15 11:16:01 AM  

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


Just one?
 
2013-02-15 11:16:13 AM  
I seriously need to find out what I can do about this.  I have an old friend who is in the NC senate, I think.  This is beyond wrong.
 
2013-02-15 11:16:17 AM  
Wow, isn't it cute all those female lawmakers being all law-making-like.
 
2013-02-15 11:16:44 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?


As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:35 AM  
Heck, i'm saying he deserves a HERO tag.  ITFA he is stating that you can keep on the right side 'o the law if you just tape up the pointy bits.  I'm willing to call that a very reasonable compromise.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:40 AM  
I hate this country.  I really, really, really, really farking hate this country.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:47 AM  
You know it's been a loooooong time since the boobquake thread...
 
2013-02-15 11:18:08 AM  
The woman in the picture isn't terribly attractive, but that's an impressive rack nonetheless.
 
2013-02-15 11:18:47 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?


Thankfully for all involved, I don't frequent that area of town often.  I'm more of an OTP kinda woman.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:29 AM  
A felony?  Really?

I did not know that North Carolina was so farked up.  Pretty state, too bad it's filled with crazy people.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:30 AM  
1: for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire."

What if it's just a hot day and they want to be cool?

2: unless this law applies equally to men, isn't it unconstitutional?
 
2013-02-15 11:20:02 AM  

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Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.



Don't be scared. It means he likes you.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:28 AM  
ArcadianRefugee:  2: unless this law applies equally to men, isn't it unconstitutional?

Separate but nipple.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:59 AM  
Duct Tape.  A handy man's secret weapon!  - Red Green
 
2013-02-15 11:21:03 AM  
Pocket Ninja: ...My point is that you're driving along, minding your own business, and bazonga -- there's some hugely endowed woman in a too-small jogging bra at the side of the road, cleavage and sideboob everywhere. ...

I don't know who's been designing women's workout clothes for the past 20 yrs - but that guy needs a medal.  Remember when people used to actually work out in sweats?  The dark ages.
 
2013-02-15 11:21:52 AM  
But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?
 
2013-02-15 11:21:54 AM  
I like - and appreciate - a nice rack. Show 'em off, ladies. Please?

/EIP?
//So ronery
 
2013-02-15 11:22:07 AM  
www.religiousforums.com
 
2013-02-15 11:22:38 AM  

Weaver95: our priorities are beyond f*cked up.


I'm with you on this but you totally lost me starting with the next sentence.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:08 AM  

FizixJunkee: But dudes can show their nipples, right?

And what about moobs?  I've seen plenty o' men with bigger breasts than mine.  Why are they allowed to expose theirs when I can't expose mine?


You're going to have to show us yours so that a proper ruling can be made.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:10 AM  
What about Scotch tape? Is that acceptable, or is it too clear?
 
2013-02-15 11:24:12 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: The Angry Hand of God: Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.

So, I had to click your profile.  I see you are from Atlanta, where we have a man famous for the bulge in his pants.  Ever shown a nipple to bicycle shorts man?

As a woman, I'd love to see pic of said bicycle shorts bulge man. Please post. Thank you.


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Enjoy the local flavor
 
2013-02-15 11:24:42 AM  
Soooo..... boob thread?

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-02-15 11:25:05 AM  

Dreyelle: As a woman I get distracted by the bulge in the front of mens pants.  I think all men must be required to wear skirts or kilts to hide it.  When I see "The Bulge" I am often compelled to show my nipple.  It's a tragic series of events.


Didn't Lemony Snickett write those?
 
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