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(Blogs.com)   62 year old albatross has baby, sudden curse of bad luck   (thestar.blogs.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-15 10:45:45 AM  
I'd rather have a Crunchy Frog.
 
2013-02-15 10:46:07 AM  
An albatross bit my sister once.
 
2013-02-15 10:48:26 AM  

Fubegra: I'd rather have a Crunchy Frog.


Does it come with wafers?
 
2013-02-15 10:50:33 AM  
But did he have a corrosion of conformity?
 
2013-02-15 10:52:37 AM  
Bad luck?

I seem to recall, an albatros was a ship's good luck cham till some fool went and killed it.

Yes, I've read a poem, try not to be shocked.
 
2013-02-15 10:53:25 AM  
Mmmmmmm.....COUGAR!!
 
2013-02-15 10:53:48 AM  
A bouncing baby albatross around her neck.  Next thing you know old monkeys will be having baby monkeys on their backs and spiteful pregnant dogs will be filling mangers with litters.
 
2013-02-15 10:54:11 AM  
Albert Pujols had another kid?
 
2013-02-15 11:00:32 AM  

HailRobonia: An albatross bit my sister once.


I hope it was sacked.

We have that problem here with møøse...
 
2013-02-15 11:01:25 AM  
basementrejects.com

Albatross!!!!
 
2013-02-15 11:06:29 AM  
Steve Martin?
 
2013-02-15 11:14:29 AM  
Did the music play on as the bride passed by?
 
2013-02-15 11:29:08 AM  
Gannet on a stick!
 
2013-02-15 11:32:24 AM  

GardenWeasel: [basementrejects.com image 240x160]

Albatross!!!!


Came for this.

/happy.
 
2013-02-15 11:50:09 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Did the music play on as the bride passed by?


I'm caught by your spell.
Tell your tale.
 
2013-02-15 11:51:40 AM  

Bob The Nob: Gannet on a stick!


I don't like gannets.
They wet their nests.
 
2013-02-15 12:03:41 PM  
GOP reaction: She's thumbing her nose at Jeebus' plan by farking out of wedlock...burn her at the stake!

/you go girl!
 
2013-02-15 12:04:07 PM  
The albatross was good luck until some idiot killed it.
 
2013-02-15 12:46:38 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

\do I have to do everything around here?
 
2013-02-15 12:52:18 PM  
She looks fabulous for 62. Geneticists should get a gene sample and find out how she does it, because she is obviously some kind of super-bird, like Jeanne Calment, only younger-looking and beautiful.

Jean Calment continued to live alone when 110, was still walking at 114, and could remember Vincent Van Gogh (she didn't like him much--she was a shop keeper's daughter and very petite bourgeoise).

But this albatross doesn't look a day over two. Amazing!
 
2013-02-15 01:04:06 PM  
Came for the Python references. I guess I can return to Castle Anthrax now.
 
2013-02-15 01:27:22 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Bad luck?

I seem to recall, an albatros was a ship's good luck cham till some fool went and killed it.

Yes, I've read a poem, try not to be shocked.


jafiwam: The albatross was good luck until some idiot killed it.


True. I was going by the actual DEFINITION of Albatross NOT the Rime of the Ancient Mariner story. ;)

/Subby
 
2013-02-15 01:30:14 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Bad luck?

I seem to recall, an albatros was a ship's good luck cham till some fool went and killed it.

Yes, I've read a poem, try not to be shocked.


jafiwam: The albatross was good luck until some idiot killed it


ps: I meant to say, I know it comes from The Rime of The Ancient mariner, but I was going by the actual definition when people say they have an albatross around their neck. ;)

/subby
 
2013-02-15 01:33:31 PM  
Also:

In before....

PIL

&

IRON MAIDEN

/wake up farkers!!
//subby :D
 
2013-02-15 02:38:28 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: seem to recall, an albatros was a ship's good luck cham till some fool went and killed it.

Yes, I've read a poem, try not to be shocked.


Shiny
 
2013-02-15 03:16:30 PM  
What flavor is it?
 
2013-02-15 04:25:57 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Bad luck?

I seem to recall, an albatros was a ship's good luck cham till some fool went and killed it.

Yes, I've read a poem, try not to be shocked.


Whelp seems I'm not needed here, turn off the lights when you're done
 
2013-02-15 07:04:11 PM  

BATMANATEE: What flavor is it?


Bloody albatross flavor!
 
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