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(WTAG News)   Knock Knock. Who's there? A drone missile in your living room   (wtag.com) divider line 47
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2013-02-15 05:07:18 AM  
This is unacceptable, we need pilots in this missiles.
 
2013-02-15 05:39:55 AM  
Disclaimer: don't expect to hear an actual knock
 
2013-02-15 06:03:40 AM  
They were offended thst they weren't included in the attack on OBL . T.F.B. they would have informed OBL and he would have escaped .
 
2013-02-15 09:42:01 AM  
"92% Of Pakistanis Now Dislike America "

Obama 2016.
 
2013-02-15 09:44:53 AM  
Good thing for both of us Pakistanis don't live in America.
 
2013-02-15 09:45:07 AM  
92% of Americans dislike Pakistan so let's call it even and continue pretending we're all allies.
 
2013-02-15 09:45:18 AM  
Somebody deserves a medal.
 
2013-02-15 09:47:36 AM  
Wow.  Living with the potential threat of being killed by a foreign military that runs ops in one's soverign territory without a declaration of war makes some people unhappy.

who'da thunk?
 
2013-02-15 09:52:07 AM  
"You're a bad man, Jerry. A very bad man!"
 
2013-02-15 09:52:21 AM  
A lot of people don't like America.
 
2013-02-15 09:53:35 AM  
It's a shame the Pakistani people don't like the US.  We are so fond of them.

Unrequited love stings.
 
2013-02-15 09:55:27 AM  
Oh Gallup.  You were once the pillar of reputable American polling.  Then you decided the black guy was bad for business.
 
2013-02-15 09:57:44 AM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: "You're a bad man, Jerry. A very bad man!"


Excellent, thank you.
 
2013-02-15 10:01:15 AM  
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2013-02-15 10:09:47 AM  
 
2013-02-15 10:09:56 AM  
Well, i hate dirty pakis, so i guess we are even then.
 
2013-02-15 10:12:44 AM  
Knock knock
Who's there?
A drone missile in your living room

Sorry can you come back later? I was expecting my good buddy Osama to drop by for chai.

Yeah. Fark you Pakistan.
 
2013-02-15 10:15:51 AM  

LemSkroob: Well, i hate dirty pakis, so i guess we are even then.


I ate like four of those things on Tuesday.
 
2013-02-15 10:17:32 AM  

Tornadoanus: [content.clearchannel.com image 320x300]


content.clearchannel.com
Rob Riggle's chunky brother?
static.tvguide.com
 
2013-02-15 10:19:36 AM  
I wonder when China will start having drone strikes in the USA or any other country for that matter.
 
2013-02-15 10:26:07 AM  
They harbored our most wanted enemy in a compound at their equivalent of West Point. They arrested the person who told us he was there. Fark Pakistan.
 
2013-02-15 10:29:57 AM  
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2013-02-15 10:33:32 AM  

UrinalPooper: They harbored our most wanted enemy in a compound at their equivalent of West Point. They arrested the person who told us he was there. Fark Pakistan.


They splash acid in the faces of their women like we buy popcorn at the movies.
FARK Pakistan.
 
2013-02-15 10:37:53 AM  
In related news, 92% of criminals dislike the police.
 
2013-02-15 10:39:42 AM  

vudukungfu: UrinalPooper: They harbored our most wanted enemy in a compound at their equivalent of West Point. They arrested the person who told us he was there. Fark Pakistan.

They splash acid in the faces of their women like we buy popcorn at the movies.
FARK Pakistan.


They're the largest producer of opium in Asia
I'm...conflicted on this issue
 
2013-02-15 10:48:19 AM  

Mega Steve: They're the largest producer of opium in Asia
I'm...conflicted on this issue


Oh, they make heroin, and oxyconton?
FARK PAKISTAN!!!
 
2013-02-15 10:48:20 AM  
Hey India? How you doin'?
 
2013-02-15 10:51:10 AM  

Lego_Addict: 92% of Americans dislike Pakistan so let's call it even and continue pretending we're all allies.


That's a conservative estimate
 
2013-02-15 10:59:07 AM  
"They harbored our most wanted enemy in a compound at their equivalent of West Point. They arrested the person who told us he was there. Fark Pakistan."

This. Screw 'em.
 
2013-02-15 11:07:27 AM  
Irony:

Brianne Ridenour - Top Commenter - Defense Language Institute"They're still just butt-hurt that we didn't let them in on the bin Ladden thing. Whatevs.""butt-hurt" and "whatevs" are what they teach/learn at the Defense Language Institute?// Can't spell Defence either.
 
2013-02-15 11:08:50 AM  
eclectikrelaxation.com

*knock knock*
"Candygram*
 
2013-02-15 11:10:25 AM  
Ok since you hate us so much we will stop giving you foreign aid.
 
2013-02-15 11:57:43 AM  
So not much has changed.
 
2013-02-15 12:22:16 PM  
A drone missile in your living room who?
 
2013-02-15 12:39:20 PM  
"With President Barack Obama's first term characterized by strained relations between Pakistan and the U.S., more than nine in 10 Pakistanis (92%) disapprove of U.S. leadership and 4% approve, the lowest approval rating Pakistanis have ever given."

You expect us to have good relations when you harbor our #1 enemy?

/missmeyet.jpg --- yes, yes they do
 
2013-02-15 12:42:10 PM  

Sgygus: Disclaimer: don't expect to hear an actual knock


Well, you might hear a knock.  It'll kind of sound like a crash and occur milliseconds, maybe less, prior the boom sound you then hear prior to your body basically disintegrating.

I guess what I'm saying is that you'll hear a knock, but you won't have time to respond.

pjbreeze: I wonder when China will start having drone strikes in the USA or any other country for that matter.


Well, because that's comparable.  Thank you for contributing.

Virtue: Ok since you hate us so much we will stop giving you foreign aid.


Heh.  At this point, it's 92% or so that hate us.  We really don't have much to lose here and lots to gain, at least financially.
 
2013-02-15 01:35:17 PM  
Interrupting drone missile, wh-
 
2013-02-15 02:08:22 PM  

edmo: "With President Barack Obama's first term characterized by strained relations between Pakistan and the U.S., more than nine in 10 Pakistanis (92%) disapprove of U.S. leadership and 4% approve, the lowest approval rating Pakistanis have ever given."

You expect us to have good relations when you harbor our #1 enemy?

/missmeyet.jpg --- yes, yes they do



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2013-02-15 02:14:18 PM  

THX 1138: Wow.  Living with the potential threat of being killed by a foreign military that runs ops in one's soverign territory without a declaration of war makes some people unhappy.

who'da thunk?


ModernLuddite: A lot of people don't like America.


Most Canadians inclusive.  That's based on not only these two comments but also my own personal experience in Toronto this week, and Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver last year, as well as running into Canadians in the UK and Israel who had no problem expressing to me their disdain.  It's ok, I don't blame you.  I'd be butthurt too if everyone always referred to my homeland as "America Jr.", "America's Hat", or just plain old "America".  You know what?  Fark it.  Canada can take over being World Police.  We never wanted the job anyway.
 
2013-02-15 02:21:12 PM  

oakleym82: That's based on not only these two comments


Are you saying that the authors of those two comments (of which I was one) don't like America?  Because I fail to see evidence of that in either post, let alone reason for you to extrapolate that incorrect assumption to 35 million other Canadians.
 
2013-02-15 02:54:00 PM  
THX 1138: ...who'da thunk?

oakleym82: That's based on not only these two comments

Are you saying that the authors of those two comments (of which I was one) don't like America?  Because I fail to see evidence of that in either post, let alone reason for you to extrapolate that incorrect assumption to 35 million other Canadians.


'Not liking America' were your compatriot's words, not mine.  Also, see the bolded excerpt from your comment above and then backpedal a little harder as you attempt to convince yourself that your snarky comment is not misguided anger toward American foreign policy.  Perhaps I inferred some things that were not, in fact, correct.  I hope you do like America, I do, and I also like Canada.  It's beautiful and poutine is tasty.  But after 8 years on Fark, the one thing I've become accustomed to is passive agression and backhanded America bashing by non Americans.  I get it, we can be a bully due to the fact that our national interests (energy, e.g. oil) often conflict with those of our fellow earthlings.  I don't like isolationism and I vote my conscience on these matters.  I don't like being lumped in with 350 million other Americans, and I don't agree with drong strikes.  But I really don't like being guilty by association.  Clearly, you don't like it either.  So come down from your icy, arctic perch and get real.
 
2013-02-15 03:10:02 PM  

oakleym82: THX 1138: Wow.  Living with the potential threat of being killed by a foreign military that runs ops in one's soverign territory without a declaration of war makes some people unhappy.

who'da thunk?

ModernLuddite: A lot of people don't like America.

Most Canadians inclusive.  That's based on not only these two comments but also my own personal experience in Toronto this week, and Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver last year, as well as running into Canadians in the UK and Israel who had no problem expressing to me their disdain.  It's ok, I don't blame you.  I'd be butthurt too if everyone always referred to my homeland as "America Jr.", "America's Hat", or just plain old "America".  You know what?  Fark it.  Canada can take over being World Police.  We never wanted the job anyway.


Odd - I meet Canadians all the time and I've not heard the "we don't like Americans" nonsense.  Mostly they're remarkably polite.
 
2013-02-15 03:34:40 PM  

oakleym82: I don't like being lumped in with 350 million other Americans  and I don't agree with drong strikes.


Ummm...

You don't like drone strikes.  That's a perfectly valid stance to take.  But when a non-American Farker shares that same opinion, it's "passive agression and backhanded America bashing" (your exact words).

Did I get that right?
 
2013-02-15 05:18:40 PM  

THX 1138: oakleym82: I don't like being lumped in with 350 million other Americans  and I don't agree with drong strikes.

Ummm...

You don't like drone strikes.  That's a perfectly valid stance to take.  But when a non-American Farker shares that same opinion, it's "passive agression and backhanded America bashing" (your exact words).

Did I get that right?


Good, old fashioned American bigotry.
 
2013-02-15 05:18:57 PM  
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I'm surprised their approval ratings are that high for a country that's been constant raining death and covert ops on them for most of recent memory.

Pakistan's FUBAR, just stop sending their corrupt government aid and let them sort it out.
 
2013-02-15 05:44:47 PM  

Sgygus: Disclaimer: don't expect to hear an actual knock


That was the Gallup pollster.
 
2013-02-15 05:57:49 PM  
fark you Pakistan... just fark the fark out of you.
 
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