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(Kaiser Family Foundation)   Burglars raiding house flee in terror after accidentally waking up...the little girl's pet rabbit   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, I'm Listening, terraced houses, burglary  
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5148 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 11:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-15 09:30:26 AM  
6 votes:
That's no ordinary rabbit.
2013-02-15 09:35:05 AM  
5 votes:
Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch
2013-02-15 11:14:36 AM  
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2013-02-15 11:14:26 AM  
4 votes:

LazerFish: RUN AWAY!

But he's so fluffy..

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2013-02-15 10:26:05 AM  
4 votes:

Sybarite: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I ever set eyes on.

Look at the booones!
2013-02-15 09:34:23 AM  
4 votes:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I ever set eyes on.
2013-02-15 09:31:21 AM  
4 votes:
It has huge teeth.
2013-02-15 11:07:42 AM  
3 votes:
Laugh all you want, you weren't there. There was just something about that farking rabbit that just wasn't right.

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2013-02-15 11:02:03 AM  
3 votes:
They were lucky they weren't decapitated. That rabbit's dynamite
2013-02-15 12:38:58 PM  
2 votes:

lack of warmth: I could see this, we have a rabbit and it does make a lot of noise when startled.  Besides wasn't Bug Bunny a documentary?

The crooks will probably tell you the first thing they heard was "This means war".

Bugs Bunny was not a documentary.

Documentaries  have only one hump and are called the ships of the television desert. They can carry a network for weeks without a budget.

Bugs Bunny was a hare.  A rabbit is a small timid critter. A hare is much larger and will kick your teeth in. For example, the animal that attacked President Jimmy Carter was not a rabbit. It was a swamp hare. It was not nearly as funny as a rabbit, because if it had kicked him in the head hard enough, it could have knocked him into the bayou where he might have drowned.

A killer rabbit is just a rabbit that thinks it is a hare.
2013-02-15 11:33:06 AM  
2 votes:
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/And what's with all the carrots?  What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?
2013-02-15 11:17:11 AM  
2 votes: Full Size
2013-02-15 11:17:08 AM  
2 votes:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
2013-02-15 11:11:38 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 11:27:30 AM  
1 vote:
Mus have been a hare raising event.
2013-02-15 11:19:13 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-15 11:16:08 AM  
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