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(Kaiser Family Foundation)   Burglars raiding house flee in terror after accidentally waking up...the little girl's pet rabbit   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, I'm Listening, terraced houses, burglary  
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5146 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 11:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-15 01:41:36 PM  
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2013-02-15 12:38:58 PM  
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lack of warmth: I could see this, we have a rabbit and it does make a lot of noise when startled.  Besides wasn't Bug Bunny a documentary?

The crooks will probably tell you the first thing they heard was "This means war".

Bugs Bunny was not a documentary.

Documentaries  have only one hump and are called the ships of the television desert. They can carry a network for weeks without a budget.

Bugs Bunny was a hare.  A rabbit is a small timid critter. A hare is much larger and will kick your teeth in. For example, the animal that attacked President Jimmy Carter was not a rabbit. It was a swamp hare. It was not nearly as funny as a rabbit, because if it had kicked him in the head hard enough, it could have knocked him into the bayou where he might have drowned.

A killer rabbit is just a rabbit that thinks it is a hare.
2013-02-15 11:11:38 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-15 11:02:03 AM  
1 vote:
They were lucky they weren't decapitated. That rabbit's dynamite
2013-02-15 10:26:05 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I ever set eyes on.

Look at the booones!
2013-02-15 09:34:23 AM  
1 vote:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I ever set eyes on.
2013-02-15 09:31:21 AM  
1 vote:
It has huge teeth.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-15 09:30:26 AM  
1 vote:
That's no ordinary rabbit.
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