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(Kaiser Family Foundation)   Burglars raiding house flee in terror after accidentally waking up...the little girl's pet rabbit   (thisisplymouth.co.uk) divider line 45
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-15 09:30:26 AM  
That's no ordinary rabbit.
 
2013-02-15 09:31:21 AM  
It has huge teeth.
 
2013-02-15 09:34:23 AM  
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I ever set eyes on.
 
2013-02-15 09:35:05 AM  
Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch
 
2013-02-15 10:26:05 AM  

Sybarite: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I ever set eyes on.


Look at the booones!
 
2013-02-15 10:37:49 AM  
I could see this, we have a rabbit and it does make a lot of noise when startled.  Besides wasn't Bug Bunny a documentary?

The crooks will probably tell you the first thing they heard was "This means war".
 
2013-02-15 11:02:03 AM  
They were lucky they weren't decapitated. That rabbit's dynamite
 
Pud
2013-02-15 11:07:42 AM  
Laugh all you want, you weren't there. There was just something about that farking rabbit that just wasn't right.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-15 11:11:38 AM  
RUN AWAY!
 
2013-02-15 11:12:24 AM  
How many burglars? 1? 2? 5?
 
2013-02-15 11:12:33 AM  
You all are talking shiat, but have you seen how big rabbit claws are?

Those farkers will gut you like a pig
 
2013-02-15 11:12:58 AM  
Thread over.  Bravo.
 
2013-02-15 11:14:26 AM  

LazerFish: RUN AWAY!


But he's so fluffy..

badasshistory.com
 
2013-02-15 11:14:36 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 11:15:46 AM  
Don't any of you see the seriousness of the situation? This is only the beginning!!!!

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2013-02-15 11:16:08 AM  
blogue.us
 
2013-02-15 11:17:08 AM  
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
2013-02-15 11:17:11 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 11:17:37 AM  
Behind the rabbit?
 
2013-02-15 11:18:23 AM  
The writing in that article made my brian hurt.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:13 AM  
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-02-15 11:23:20 AM  
I can totally see this happening.  I have house bunnies, and when startled, they make an astonishing amount of noise trying to get someplace safe.
 
2013-02-15 11:27:30 AM  
Mus have been a hare raising event.
 
2013-02-15 11:28:58 AM  
Ka-click.
 
2013-02-15 11:30:37 AM  

blatz514: But he's so fluffy..


That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide. It's a killer!

And now for something completely different.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-15 11:33:06 AM  
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Understands

/And what's with all the carrots?  What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?
 
2013-02-15 11:33:31 AM  
I've thought the house was being broken into because the rabbit was thumping on his shelf, since he'd rearranged the walls of his cage so that there wasn't enough room to get down.

/he's a real smarty
 
2013-02-15 11:34:13 AM  

eyeq360: [www.mentalfloss.com image 435x240]


According to the SO, that was essentially what our bunny looked like the first time he tried to put a harness on her.

He knew enough to cover his throat, but his forearms got tore-the-heck-up.

/she's better now
//if you're on her side
 
2013-02-15 11:57:46 AM  
 
2013-02-15 12:18:42 PM  
This thread needs more Harvey and Bunnicula.
 
2013-02-15 12:19:57 PM  
Mine would probably rush up to the burglar and tug at his pant cuffs for some head pets.

BTW - Can't imagine caging up a large rabbit like that. If you secure your wires and nibble-able items, they can be litter trained and move around the house.
 
2013-02-15 12:33:29 PM  
Well; imagine for a moment; you are a burglar. You break into a house in the dead of night. You hear a sound; THUMP THUMP. You think to yourself; what the hell is that? THUMP THUMP. Jesus; it must be huge. THUMP THUMP. What the fark are they keeping in here? THUMP THUMP. It's getting closer. THUMP THUMP. I'm getting the hell out of here!!!!! THUMP THUMP. (Thief runs away screaming like a little girl) ( the bunny lifts its head and wiggles its nose in triumph)
 
2013-02-15 12:38:58 PM  

lack of warmth: I could see this, we have a rabbit and it does make a lot of noise when startled.  Besides wasn't Bug Bunny a documentary?

The crooks will probably tell you the first thing they heard was "This means war".


Bugs Bunny was not a documentary.

Documentaries  have only one hump and are called the ships of the television desert. They can carry a network for weeks without a budget.

Bugs Bunny was a hare.  A rabbit is a small timid critter. A hare is much larger and will kick your teeth in. For example, the animal that attacked President Jimmy Carter was not a rabbit. It was a swamp hare. It was not nearly as funny as a rabbit, because if it had kicked him in the head hard enough, it could have knocked him into the bayou where he might have drowned.

A killer rabbit is just a rabbit that thinks it is a hare.
 
2013-02-15 12:44:48 PM  
Kinda looks like the Black Rabbit of Inlé.  I'd be scared, too.
 
2013-02-15 01:41:36 PM  
www.boveecruz.com
 
2013-02-15 01:41:55 PM  
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2013-02-15 02:04:31 PM  
WABBIT SEASON!!
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Heh-heh-heh
 
2013-02-15 02:23:16 PM  
Was it part of a military rabbit squad with machine guns?

Cat shiat One video goodness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wncS6tO59M
 
2013-02-15 02:25:57 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: WABBIT SEASON!!
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Heh-heh-heh


DUCK SEASON!
 
2013-02-15 02:52:51 PM  
Came for the Monty Python.  Looks like it's been well covered - Go Fark!

Bonus:  Watership Down.
 
2013-02-15 03:07:19 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-15 03:38:18 PM  
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
 
2013-02-15 03:39:45 PM  
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Not sure he would alert me to intruders, but does like to give me 'tude when dinner's five minutes late.

/those plastic igloo things make it sound like he's thumping on a drum.
 
2013-02-15 04:47:43 PM  

brantgoose: Bugs Bunny was not a documentary. Documentaries have only one hump and are called the ships of the television desert. They can carry a network for weeks without a budget.


Ah, wise point! It's the bacteria that can stop a thief cold. Their double humps and lingering infection that helped the Sahara grow from a dusty parking lot.

/I need to change my armor
 
2013-02-15 08:04:16 PM  
Well, since Python has been covered...

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