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(NBC Chicago)   "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Marry a woman. Or marry a dude." - Mayor of Chicago   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 29
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2013-02-15 03:50:44 AM
Kevin Stein and Natasha Trethewey can share a bowl of dicks.  Rahm for poet laureate.
 
2013-02-15 06:22:58 AM
I love the headline.
 
2013-02-15 10:36:14 AM

Bontesla: I love the headline.


The headline is exactly what the e-card the mayor's site put on Facebook said.
 
2013-02-15 10:50:27 AM
disgusting
 
2013-02-15 10:52:43 AM
That is awesome. +1, Mister Mayor.
 
2013-02-15 11:08:10 AM

Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting


Agreed.
upload.wikimedia.org
Violets are more of a purplish color.
 
2013-02-15 11:15:01 AM

Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting


You're right, it is absolutely disgusting that it took this long.
 
2013-02-15 11:42:14 AM

Bontesla: I love the headline.


me too.  just came here to say that :)
 
2013-02-15 11:57:35 AM
Where's the outrage? The LGBT community should be up in arms that he would not put more effort into a cleaver valentines day poem! "Justice for all"!? Right, justice for all would mean they can get the same catchy hallmark rhymes that us straights get. Rahm is a disgrace, and missed a prime opportunity to further the LGBT cause.
 
2013-02-15 01:09:53 PM

Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.


Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!
 
2013-02-15 01:14:49 PM
As my mayor, Rahm has been iffy, but that was great.
 
2013-02-15 01:16:27 PM
static.giantbomb.com

That is SWEEEEEEET!!
 
2013-02-15 02:10:39 PM
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-02-15 02:27:33 PM

DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!


The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?
 
2013-02-15 04:34:05 PM

bdub77: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 720x960]


Poor Cyclops.  I always wondered how Jean Grey looked naked and red.
 
2013-02-15 04:38:00 PM

Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.


Yeah, and "blue" doesn't rhyme perfectly with "dude."

Also, the Mayor's social media intern got a bit sloppy with, "When two people love each other, no government entity should stand in the way of letting them express that love."  NAMBLA will quote the fark out of that one.
 
2013-02-15 05:06:24 PM

Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?


That's how it is for the straights. Why not anyone else?

More importantly, weren't you beheaded? What do we have to do, put an arrow in your farking brain?
 
2013-02-15 05:21:01 PM

Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?


You were totally against mixed race and mixed religion marriages being recognized because they were merely government stamps on twoo lub and merely granted access to preferential tax structures? And you really believe that access to a preferential tax structure is the sole benefit?
 
2013-02-15 05:29:15 PM

casual disregard: Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?

That's how it is for the straights. Why not anyone else?

More importantly, weren't you beheaded? What do we have to do, put an arrow in your farking brain?


Wrong question. why is it that way for straights? And not, say, single people?
 
2013-02-15 05:31:44 PM

Ned Stark: casual disregard: Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?

That's how it is for the straights. Why not anyone else?

More importantly, weren't you beheaded? What do we have to do, put an arrow in your farking brain?

Wrong question. why is it that way for straights? And not, say, single people?


Why is anything anything?
 
2013-02-15 05:35:57 PM

DeaH: Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?

You were totally against mixed race and mixed religion marriages being recognized because they were merely government stamps on twoo lub and merely granted access to preferential tax structures? And you really believe that access to a preferential tax structure is the sole benefit?


They started issuing marriage licenses in the first place to stop mixed race marriages. A way for the state to decide what love was approved and what a family outta to look like. Sure, the state approving pretty much any combination of consentual partners is better than only approving of specific styles but why the fark should thy be approving at all? What buisness do they have inside someones heart?
 
2013-02-15 05:37:35 PM

casual disregard: Ned Stark: casual disregard: Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?

That's how it is for the straights. Why not anyone else?

More importantly, weren't you beheaded? What do we have to do, put an arrow in your farking brain?

Wrong question. why is it that way for straights? And not, say, single people?

Why is anything anything?


Now were veering into philosophy rather than policy.
 
2013-02-15 05:46:29 PM

Ned Stark: What buisness do they have inside someones heart?


It doesn't have anything to do with what's in your heart. It is a legal frame work for dealing with joint property, and various other legal issues.
 
2013-02-15 06:40:41 PM

Ned Stark: casual disregard: Ned Stark: casual disregard: Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?

That's how it is for the straights. Why not anyone else?

More importantly, weren't you beheaded? What do we have to do, put an arrow in your farking brain?

Wrong question. why is it that way for straights? And not, say, single people?

Why is anything anything?

Now were veering into philosophy rather than policy.


Your policy sucks dick and hurts real people. Veer onto that.
 
2013-02-15 07:33:57 PM
Wait, do progressives love or hate Rahm this week?

/over 120 schools in South Chicago to be closed
 
2013-02-16 01:00:54 AM

casual disregard: Ned Stark: casual disregard: Ned Stark: DeaH: Theaetetus: Jeff_Reisberg: disgusting

Agreed.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 180x135]
Violets are more of a purplish color.

Violets make a delightful simple syrup, which is delicious added alcoholic beverages, lemon aide, or even club soda. You can control the color of the syrup by the judicious addition of lemon juice. It can range from a dark, inky blue to magenta. Maybe that's where the violets are blue thing came from.

On a totally different topic, yay human rights!

The human right to a governmental stamp of approval on your true wub and access to a preferential tax structure?

That's how it is for the straights. Why not anyone else?

More importantly, weren't you beheaded? What do we have to do, put an arrow in your farking brain?

Wrong question. why is it that way for straights? And not, say, single people?

Why is anything anything?


And what if C A T spelt dog? deep stuff man, Ned rocks.
 
2013-02-16 02:29:00 AM

RanDomino: Wait, do progressives love or hate Rahm this week?

/over 120 schools in South Chicago to be closed


Which means I'm going to have to leave my home town to find a stable teaching job. Yey. :/

The school system in Chicago is farked, and I'm not sure what the answer is. I don't know that anyone does.
 
2013-02-16 05:44:15 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Ned Stark: What buisness do they have inside someones heart?

It doesn't have anything to do with what's in your heart. It is a legal frame work for dealing with joint property, and various other legal issues.


WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

A primary purpose for marriage is to foster stable homes for children.  The more marriages, the more stable homes. The more divorces, too, but both will increase.
 
2013-02-17 11:42:45 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Philip Francis Queeg: Ned Stark: What buisness do they have inside someones heart?

It doesn't have anything to do with what's in your heart. It is a legal frame work for dealing with joint property, and various other legal issues.

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

A primary purpose for marriage is to foster stable homes for children.  The more marriages, the more stable homes. The more divorces, too, but both will increase.


How can I know my parents love me if there isn't a form signed in triplicate!?!
 
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