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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Zooey Deschanel launches production company to produce pointlessly quirky, faux geek shows that are begging to be loved   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 125
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2013-02-15 04:10:14 AM
.....production SHINGLE.....   ?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-15 09:39:13 AM
colinspooky

Possibly derived from the archaic American idiom "hang out your shingle."
 
2013-02-15 10:07:43 AM
Sounds like her fathers production company except he has 8 Oscar nominations and is successful.
 
2013-02-15 10:15:32 AM
geek goddess thread?

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2013-02-15 10:21:10 AM
I can't really watch anything she's in (except for Hitchhiker's Guide) and I know she's pushing the "I'm just a dorky geek" thing too hard but those eyes.... I'm only human.
 
2013-02-15 10:24:20 AM
or faux geek thread?

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2013-02-15 10:37:54 AM

ZAZ: colinspooky

Possibly derived from the archaic American idiom "hang out your shingle."



Appropriate since her soul was born in 1901.
 
2013-02-15 11:11:38 AM
shiat on a...wait, what?
 
2013-02-15 11:25:26 AM
I am hooked on New Girl.  Schmidty is the best.  But there only needs to be one.  Oversaturation will ruin it all.
 
2013-02-15 11:35:28 AM
Co-starring Olivia Munn
 
2013-02-15 11:41:53 AM
Unfortunately, its office is right next door to Katy Perry's production company.

/awkward
 
2013-02-15 11:43:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 11:47:20 AM
 
2013-02-15 11:51:28 AM

Mugato: I can't really watch anything she's in (except for Hitchhiker's Guide) and I know she's pushing the "I'm just a dorky geek" thing too hard but those eyes.... I'm only human.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 11:53:55 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Co-starring Olivia Munn


nooooo! She's an attractive lady but fark, every time she opens her mouth I feel the rage rising.
along with my penis.
But lots of rage. Which leads to a very awkward boner and leaves me wanting to hate fap.
 
2013-02-15 11:55:49 AM

SlothB77: I am hooked on New Girl.  Schmidty is the best.  But there only needs to be one


It's just like crack-cuhcaine.  You want only the fresh crack, not the crack laying around all day.
 
2013-02-15 11:56:53 AM
The only thing more annoying than "throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek" is "I'm outraged about 'throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek!'"
 
2013-02-15 11:57:37 AM
Glee is already faux. S
o is faux faux like multiplying two negative numbers or is it like dividing by zero?
 
2013-02-15 12:00:55 PM

ZAZ: colinspooky

Possibly derived from the archaic American idiom "hang out your shingle."


Isn't that adorkable!
 
2013-02-15 12:05:19 PM
New Girl is awesome.  I must figure out how to play True American.
 
2013-02-15 12:06:51 PM

shoegaze99: The only thing more annoying than "throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek" is "I'm outraged about 'throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek!'"


Holy christ, this!
 
2013-02-15 12:13:36 PM

shoegaze99: The only thing more annoying than "throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek" is "I'm outraged about 'throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek!'"


Well I for one am outraged at folks who are outraged over the outrage about "throw a pair of glasses on a pretty girl and now she's a geek." (And I was outraged about it before it was popular, but only in an ironic sense.)
 
2013-02-15 12:20:39 PM
www.hungergamestrilogy.net

Love me some Zooey
 
2013-02-15 12:22:13 PM
i.imgur.com

OMG SHE IS SO UGLY I MEAN LIKE OMG
 
2013-02-15 12:23:51 PM
Submitter sounds like he's trying too hard, and also like a brony.
 
2013-02-15 12:26:33 PM
www.vanityfair.com

But look how quirky she is! A banjo in her living room! She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!
 
2013-02-15 12:28:21 PM
Any chance they'll delve into pron? No... dammit
 
2013-02-15 12:28:35 PM
So the unadorkable dorks are annoyed at the adorkable ones?
Man, you're a bitter sexually-frustrated bunch!
 
2013-02-15 12:28:53 PM

dennysgod: Love me some Zooey


There is no question that she's wonderful to look at, because she is. Amazing eyes, pretty face, nice figure. She's very attractive.

But something about her makes me think I wouldn't be able to tolerate more than 15 minutes of her. Can't quite place my finger on it, but she strikes me as someone who would be irritating.

So I happily look at pictures of her but refrain from fawning because, eh. Whatever.

/though I do agree, liked her in Hitchhiker's Guide
 
2013-02-15 12:30:18 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]


I recall an old "Wizard" magazine article that cast her as Zatanna in a JLA movie.  At first I didn't see it but now...yeah, she'd make a cute Z.
 
2013-02-15 12:33:07 PM
Just what we need..MOAR geek pandering!
 
2013-02-15 12:33:30 PM

jayhawk88: [www.vanityfair.com image 640x357]

But look how quirky she is! A banjo in her living room! She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!


She can't look out the farking window to determine that it's raining!
 
2013-02-15 12:39:50 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Any chance they'll delve into pron? No... dammit


By the time a meth addiction makes her turn to porn we won't be interested.
 
2013-02-15 12:43:01 PM

ZAZ: colinspooky

Possibly derived from the archaic American idiom "hang out your shingle."


"We ARE the Walking Pox!"
 
2013-02-15 12:45:25 PM
Prefer:

i68.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-15 12:48:23 PM

shoegaze99: /though I do agree, liked her in Hitchhiker's Guide


Didn't like her character. Her reaction when Arthur can't go on a spur-of-the-moment vacation with her is "quit your job."  Oh, how spontaneous!  (Or, in reality, shove it, Miss Self-Absorbed.)
 
2013-02-15 12:49:28 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Prefer:

[i68.photobucket.com image 500x750]


Since she spit out a young'un, she's pleasantly thick in all the right places.
 
2013-02-15 12:49:50 PM

FarknGroovn: New Girl is awesome.  I must figure out how to play True American.


http://trueamericanrules.com/


/JFK!
//FDR!!
 
2013-02-15 12:49:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Peter von Nostrand: Any chance they'll delve into pron? No... dammit

By the time a meth addiction makes her turn to porn we won't be interested.


Quirky, geek, meth addled pron... hmmmm, kinky
 
2013-02-15 12:57:11 PM

SlothB77: I am hooked on New Girl.  Schmidty is the best.  But there only needs to be one.  Oversaturation will ruin it all.


I absolutely tried hating that show, but it's so god damn funny. I could only fight it off for so long. One of my favorite moments

jayhawk88: But look how quirky she is! <b>A banjo in her living room!</b> She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!


Ummm... she's a musician. They tend to have instruments.

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2013-02-15 12:58:13 PM
And I really need to start using these buttons for markup...
 
2013-02-15 12:59:00 PM
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2013-02-15 01:00:53 PM

MightyPez: SlothB77: I am hooked on New Girl.  Schmidty is the best.  But there only needs to be one.  Oversaturation will ruin it all.

I absolutely tried hating that show, but it's so god damn funny. I could only fight it off for so long. One of my favorite moments

jayhawk88: But look how quirky she is! <b>A banjo in her living room!</b> She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!

Ummm... she's a musician. They tend to have instruments.

[static.someecards.com image 420x294]


What the missus and I love about the show is how improvised it feels.  There is no way some of those scenes were scripted.
 
2013-02-15 01:01:15 PM
My wife got me to start watching New Girl.   It's turned into a surprisingly funny show once they started focusing on the other characters/actors and stopped focusing the entire show on how "quirky" and "adorble" ZD is.
 
2013-02-15 01:05:59 PM

Yanks_RSJ: jayhawk88: [www.vanityfair.com image 640x357]

But look how quirky she is! A banjo in her living room! She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!

She can't look out the farking window to determine that it's raining!


She's getting used to the thought of the windows being boarded up for the Zombie Apocalypse ZOMGGGG!!!
 
2013-02-15 01:07:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 01:08:40 PM

jayhawk88: But look how quirky she is! A banjo in her living room! She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!


That's not just any banjo.  That's a vintage thriftstore banjo.
 
2013-02-15 01:19:01 PM

amindtat: [i.imgur.com image 500x708]


Mmmh, peaches and cream.
 
2013-02-15 01:22:07 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]


I keep trying to stop that at the precise moment when her mouth is open just right...I keep missing it, and then I have to refresh, wait for the page to reload, dammit!

\"I'm not quirky." - Zooey Deschanel
 
2013-02-15 01:24:17 PM

jayhawk88: [www.vanityfair.com image 640x357]

But look how quirky she is! A banjo in her living room! She orders in tomato soup! SO MANY BOOKS!


Don't forget her asking Siri if it's raining while standing by the window WHILE IT'S RAINING!!!

/
overrated
 
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