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(Russian Machine Never Breaks)   At least one meteor strike confirmed in Chelyabinsk, Russia. Conflicting reports suggest moderate damage, possible evacuations underway. (w/multiple dash cam video HolyFarkness) (now w/working link)   (russianmachineneverbreaks.com) divider line 773
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2013-02-15 03:19:10 AM
LAPD is lobbing meteors at Russia now? When will the corruption end?
 
2013-02-15 03:19:46 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: SJKebab: tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?

That's just mean.  Where's the valentines day spirit?

Sorry, but I'm not into it being single might have something to do with it but I get broken up enough.


I'm only going to say this once (tonight at least, HAH!) but I would totally hit that... And beg for more.
 
2013-02-15 03:21:59 AM
i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!
 
2013-02-15 03:23:11 AM
seriously...fark this shiat! fark it all to hell!
 
2013-02-15 03:23:49 AM
fark GOD!
 
2013-02-15 03:24:35 AM
i3.ytimg.com


What a Russian boom might look like.
 
2013-02-15 03:25:03 AM

mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!


Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.
 
2013-02-15 03:26:31 AM

Gordon Bennett: [i3.ytimg.com image 320x180]


What a Russian boom might look like.


No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!
 
2013-02-15 03:26:42 AM
Here's some other pictures of the Zinc Factory that bought it.

brentandtimmy.dotster.com

brentandtimmy.dotster.com

/behold the power of the mighty MS Paint and screen captures
//all your meteorite photo are belong to us(a)!
 
2013-02-15 03:26:48 AM
So far this week we have the Pope quitting, a nuclear explosion, and a giant meteor. That's really enough, don't you think?
 
2013-02-15 03:28:06 AM
Time to crack open skulls and feast upon the goo therein
 
2013-02-15 03:28:12 AM

Matthew Keene: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.


dude.....one time is a coincidence, twice a picularity , three or more...it's a trend. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-02-15 03:30:36 AM

mr lawson: Matthew Keene: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.

dude.....one time is a coincidence, twice a picularity , three or more...it's a trend. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?


Had dreams about Kennedy dying as a child also. Family thought I was going nutzo, since I was just eight.
 
2013-02-15 03:31:07 AM

Matthew Keene: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.


question... did you ever see a blue ball of light (st elmos fire) in your life?
 
2013-02-15 03:31:40 AM

duffblue: Would there be a sound from it entering the atmosphere and then traveling through it? Like sonic booms? A massive object moving that fast would make a lot of noise before it even hit the ground right? Would explain the multiple blasts tha don't sound like echoes.


It would make a lot of noise - but it'd be moving a hell of a lot faster than that noise.  Earth is traveling through space at almost 70,000 mph, and even something dropping out of low Earth orbit is going to be traveling at about  mach 20 on re-entry.  At too oblique of an angle, non-orbital junk will just skip off the atmosphere and head back into space.  If something's coming in from a non-orbital trajectory at a more acute angle, it's probably moving pretty damn fast, so it can go scorching by - maybe causing some localized atmospheric crackling, maybe not - plenty of time before its shock wave.
 
2013-02-15 03:31:44 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: SJKebab: tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?

That's just mean.  Where's the valentines day spirit?

Sorry, but I'm not into it being single might have something to do with it but I get broken up enough.

I'm only going to say this once (tonight at least, HAH!) but I would totally hit that... And beg for more.


Yes, you would and no you shouldn't ; )
/ I never trust anyone crazier than me and if they wanna be with me their crazier than me : )
 
2013-02-15 03:31:58 AM

Nem Wan: So far this week we have the Pope quitting, a nuclear explosion, and a giant meteor. That's really enough, don't you think?


SHUT UP. Or Justin Bieber will release an album.
 
2013-02-15 03:32:06 AM

Matthew Keene: mr lawson: Matthew Keene: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.

dude.....one time is a coincidence, twice a picularity , three or more...it's a trend. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

Had dreams about Kennedy dying as a child also. Family thought I was going nutzo, since I was just eight.


It seems we need to stuff you full of melatonin and get you dream journal. Seems to be a matter of national security.
 
2013-02-15 03:34:17 AM

mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!


I sorta kinda believe you I mean I have dreams about the weather that come true although this last time I told someone before it happened and then it didn't happen, wtf : (
 
2013-02-15 03:34:33 AM

mr lawson: Matthew Keene: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.

question... did you ever see a blue ball of light (st elmos fire) in your life?


Actually, yes. Twice. Both times in Southern Illinois, around Grand Tower, when I was in Boy Scouts. The other time outside the bedroom window during a thunderstorm at my grandmother's house in Murphysboro. It stayed there for quite a while bobbing up and down. Why do you ask? Seriously.
 
2013-02-15 03:35:19 AM

Matthew Keene: mr lawson: Matthew Keene: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

Same here. I'm just hoping it's the end of it, because my dream had serious fires and casualties. But yeah, fireballs in the sky. I shiat you not. Dreamed of 9/11 the week before, also, so that's the worry. My ESP gland appears to work only when really bad shiats about to happen.

question... did you ever see a blue ball of light (st elmos fire) in your life?

Actually, yes. Twice. Both times in Southern Illinois, around Grand Tower, when I was in Boy Scouts. The other time outside the bedroom window during a thunderstorm at my grandmother's house in Murphysboro. It stayed there for quite a while bobbing up and down. Why do you ask? Seriously.


just a hunch...
 
2013-02-15 03:36:42 AM
I hope Sarah Palin managed to get video. She can see Russia from her house.
 
2013-02-15 03:37:10 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: SJKebab: tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?

That's just mean.  Where's the valentines day spirit?

Sorry, but I'm not into it being single might have something to do with it but I get broken up enough.

I'm only going to say this once (tonight at least, HAH!) but I would totally hit that... And beg for more.

Yes, you would and no you shouldn't ; )
/ I never trust anyone crazier than me and if they wanna be with me their crazier than me : )


Unfortunately for me, I live in Florida, and you apparently live in some sort of fantasyland where the cougars are sexier than my fantasies... So no worries there.
 
2013-02-15 03:37:11 AM

Nem Wan: So far this week we have the Pope quitting, a nuclear explosion, and a giant meteor. That's really enough, don't you think?


Family Guy was marginally funny also, so obviously it must be the End Times.
 
2013-02-15 03:38:34 AM
btw...i don't think I am insane (jury's out)...but.....i have be dealing with this shiat for waaaaaaaay too long.  Hell i maybe insane (Occam's razor and all)...but god damn it!
 
2013-02-15 03:38:53 AM
My link was better but Fark hates me I give up my links never get on :(
 
2013-02-15 03:38:53 AM

p4p3rm4t3: LOL


Allen262: cc_rider: Allen262: cc_rider: Allen262: [img59.imageshack.us image 344x231]

/gif on Google home page...

It's a conspiracy!

Did it play for you?

Couldn't get it off Fark. I just loaded Google's home page.

I made a smaller one.

[imageshack.us image 344x200]


Much better.
 
2013-02-15 03:39:40 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: SJKebab: tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?

That's just mean.  Where's the valentines day spirit?

Sorry, but I'm not into it being single might have something to do with it but I get broken up enough.

I'm only going to say this once (tonight at least, HAH!) but I would totally hit that... And beg for more.

Yes, you would and no you shouldn't ; )
/ I never trust anyone crazier than me and if they wanna be with me their crazier than me : )

Unfortunately for me, I live in Florida, and you apparently live in some sort of fantasyland where the cougars are sexier than my fantasies... So no worries there.


You're treading dangerous ground baby ; )
 
2013-02-15 03:41:33 AM
brentandtimmy.dotster.com

Bathe the middle one and mail-order her to my chambers.
 
2013-02-15 03:41:50 AM
Good or bad timing Had the East Med event in 2002 hit further east, being the time of the India/Pakistan standoff; that would have become more interesting; but not the good interesting. Likewise had the Tunguska object hit St Petersburg

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Mediterranean_event

That said if this is a swarm or string other sites west on that path could get something? However sparse pop areas and then the Atlantic.
 
2013-02-15 03:42:38 AM
http://themoscownews.com/russia/20130215/191238274/Zhirinovsky-no-met e orites-its-new-US-weapons-test.html

Zhirinovsky: no meteorites, it's new US weapons test
 The leader of Russia's Liberal Democratic Party and vice speaker of the State Duma Vladimir Zhirinovsky accused on Friday the United States of testing new weapons over Russia immediately after reports of a meteorite explosion appeared..."(US State Secretary) John Kerry tried warning (Russia's Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov) on Monday, but failed," Zhirinovsky said, obviously referring to reports that Lavrov on a visit to Africa had failed to answer Kerry's repeated phone calls.
 
2013-02-15 03:42:48 AM

mr lawson: btw...i don't think I am insane (jury's out)...but.....i have be dealing with this shiat for waaaaaaaay too long.  Hell i maybe insane (Occam's razor and all)...but god damn it!


I have always had very vivid dreams. The ones that come true freak me out. The worry about this fireball dream is that usually when I veer into the psychic realm, it's really really bad. So barring the Russian authorities finding an orphanage with 3000 dead kids that's been struck by a fragment, I fear  this is not the end of it.
 
2013-02-15 03:43:24 AM

Procedural Texture: I hope Sarah Palin managed to get video. She can see Russia from her house.


I hope so too!


cc_rider: p4p3rm4t3: LOL

Allen262: cc_rider: Allen262: cc_rider: Allen262: [img59.imageshack.us image 344x231]

/gif on Google home page...

It's a conspiracy!

Did it play for you?

Couldn't get it off Fark. I just loaded Google's home page.

I made a smaller one.

[imageshack.us image 344x200]

Much better.


Good. Resized down a bit and cut frames to under 100. I guess the frame count was too hight for it to repeat on fark.
 
2013-02-15 03:43:32 AM
Fun fact from the Wiki:

Chelyabinsk
The city has been reported as being one of the most polluted places on Earth, having previously been a center of production of weapons-grade plutonium.

Zinc factory indeed.
 
2013-02-15 03:43:48 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: SJKebab: tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?

That's just mean.  Where's the valentines day spirit?

Sorry, but I'm not into it being single might have something to do with it but I get broken up enough.

I'm only going to say this once (tonight at least, HAH!) but I would totally hit that... And beg for more.

Yes, you would and no you shouldn't ; )
/ I never trust anyone crazier than me and if they wanna be with me their crazier than me : )

Unfortunately for me, I live in Florida, and you apparently live in some sort of fantasyland where the cougars are sexier than my fantasies... So no worries there.

You're treading dangerous ground baby ; )


If I got eaten alive by a cougar like you, I'd die a happy man.

/ I like how our flirting is nice and public for all of Fark to see
// EIP?
 
2013-02-15 03:43:52 AM

Matthew Keene: mr lawson: btw...i don't think I am insane (jury's out)...but.....i have be dealing with this shiat for waaaaaaaay too long.  Hell i maybe insane (Occam's razor and all)...but god damn it!

I have always had very vivid dreams. The ones that come true freak me out. The worry about this fireball dream is that usually when I veer into the psychic realm, it's really really bad. So barring the Russian authorities finding an orphanage with 3000 dead kids that's been struck by a fragment, I fear  this is not the end of it.


welcome to reality.
 
2013-02-15 03:43:59 AM

Nem Wan: So far this week we have the Pope quitting, a nuclear explosion, and a giant meteor. That's really enough, don't you think?


Yep. It's probably about time to troll their bulletin boards:  http://www.raptureready.com/
 
2013-02-15 03:46:40 AM

mr lawson: welcome to reality.


BTW, my family thinks I'm insane. I, on the other hand, know it.
 
2013-02-15 03:46:51 AM
I wonder how many thousands of missiles were spun up by NORAD?
 
2013-02-15 03:46:57 AM

Matthew Keene: mr lawson: btw...i don't think I am insane (jury's out)...but.....i have be dealing with this shiat for waaaaaaaay too long.  Hell i maybe insane (Occam's razor and all)...but god damn it!

I have always had very vivid dreams. The ones that come true freak me out. The worry about this fireball dream is that usually when I veer into the psychic realm, it's really really bad. So barring the Russian authorities finding an orphanage with 3000 dead kids that's been struck by a fragment, I fear  this is not the end of it.


. To quote "The Avengers"...The  world has gotten even  stranger than you already know
 
2013-02-15 03:48:02 AM

Matthew Keene: BTW, my family thinks I'm insane. I, on the other hand, know it.


I..am assuming.. are an atheist. Correct?
 
2013-02-15 03:48:24 AM
Global Warming.
 
2013-02-15 03:48:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kvHl5Qcnzc

CCTV footage. With all the windows blown out, all those buildings gonna get cold fast.
 
2013-02-15 03:48:57 AM

Procedural Texture: I hope Tina Fey's caricature of Sarah Palin managed to get video. She can see Russia from her house.


FTFY
 
2013-02-15 03:49:13 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: SJKebab: tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?

That's just mean.  Where's the valentines day spirit?

Sorry, but I'm not into it being single might have something to do with it but I get broken up enough.

I'm only going to say this once (tonight at least, HAH!) but I would totally hit that... And beg for more.

Yes, you would and no you shouldn't ; )
/ I never trust anyone crazier than me and if they wanna be with me their crazier than me : )

Unfortunately for me, I live in Florida, and you apparently live in some sort of fantasyland where the cougars are sexier than my fantasies... So no worries there.

You're treading dangerous ground baby ; )

If I got eaten alive by a cougar like you, I'd die a happy man.

/ I like how our flirting is nice and public for all of Fark to see
// EIP?


Holy shiat, get a room already.  We're trying to have an apocalypse here.
 
2013-02-15 03:50:49 AM

radarlove: Holy shiat, get a room already.  We're trying to have an apocalypse here.


YEAH, DUH! This is my last friggin chance!
 
2013-02-15 03:51:35 AM
Anyone not comforted by NASA's assertion that asteroid DA14 could not possibly hit the earth today given recent reports that they didn't tell the Columbia astronauts they would likely die on reentry?
 
2013-02-15 03:52:12 AM

GranoblasticMan: radarlove: Holy shiat, get a room already.  We're trying to have an apocalypse here.

YEAH, DUH! This is my last friggin chance!


If you're trying to get emergency poon on Fark, you might as well just become a rapist or a necrophile.  It would be a step up.
 
2013-02-15 03:53:29 AM

rwa2: Notabunny: Stretch_8: Sonic boom goodness here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Np_mpGYSBSA#!

So that's what "Holy shiat!" sounds like in Russian

My wife says it translates more into "fark!"

She doesn't know what "blatt" translates to... she just knows that it's bad.


Yebat is fark, but its the verb. Blyat is also kind of like fark!!!!, but its more the exclamation/intensifier use of it.
 
2013-02-15 03:53:36 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: mr lawson: i swear to god...i  dreamed this last night...I am a god damn freak of nature....it wouldn't be so bad if  it was an isolated case...but it ain't.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WTF!

I sorta kinda believe you I mean I have dreams about the weather that come true although this last time I told someone before it happened and then it didn't happen, wtf : (


None of my dreams come true. Maybe I should tell someone next time I have a good one and see if it does come true. Then we can start a company where we drink and take naps all day. We hire assistants to wake us up when we're dreaming. If you're dreaming about bad weather you tell the assistant; good weather, keep your trap shut. If I dream about unicorns that can cure cancer and Oompa-Loompas magically appearing to give free foot massages and passing out coca-laced chocolate: I'll blab.
 
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