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(Russian Machine Never Breaks)   At least one meteor strike confirmed in Chelyabinsk, Russia. Conflicting reports suggest moderate damage, possible evacuations underway. (w/multiple dash cam video HolyFarkness) (now w/working link)   (russianmachineneverbreaks.com) divider line 773
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2013-02-15 01:28:03 AM  

Stretch_8: Sonic boom goodness here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Np_mpGYSBSA#!


Bloody.

Hell.
 
2013-02-15 01:28:33 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Drat - the fastest green I've ever received, and the link goes dead on me.  :(  Sorry folks!

Malivon: Linked is farked - anyone have a link to the video?


Try this one


Thanks. Awesome videos.
 
2013-02-15 01:29:26 AM  

sforce: My headline and submission time was better and earlier. Yes, I'm whining, it's late.

That said, RT has good updates.

And they're claiming "Urals meteorite shot down by Russian air defense" ... really? Is that possible, I thought meteorites would be way too fast for something like that.


Right now they're saying that Dolph Lundgren counterpunched it and that caused most of the damage. .
 
2013-02-15 01:29:34 AM  
Jesus Christ that was one hell of an explosion! Stay safe Russian Farkers! :(
 
2013-02-15 01:29:40 AM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: netgamer7k: RELEASE THE HORDES OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS

That could be fun! Let's see....

DA14 is actually an alien mothership and one of their stealthed orbital drones misfired a "rod from god" over Russia.


Okay, but when the Foot comes down we're all in for it.

/Climbing fithp FTW
 
2013-02-15 01:30:11 AM  
That is awesome! Any chance it's from the astroid that's close by?
 
2013-02-15 01:30:34 AM  

you are a puppet: [thelifestream.net image 510x510]


Yes!  I wasn't the only one who thought of that!  :D
 
2013-02-15 01:30:41 AM  

sforce: And they're claiming "Urals meteorite shot down by Russian air defense" ... really? Is that possible, I thought meteorites would be way too fast for something like that.


If this is true...than the whole story just got a lot more interesting.
 
2013-02-15 01:31:44 AM  
imageshack.us
EXPLOSIONS?!?
 
2013-02-15 01:32:05 AM  
 
2013-02-15 01:32:12 AM  
Hmm...............

Why are we not seeing this on mainstream news yet?
 
2013-02-15 01:32:23 AM  

Quaker: Russian meteorite? Be on the lookout for this guy:
[i5.photobucket.com image 800x450]


Krychek was a biatch
 
2013-02-15 01:32:57 AM  
download.lardlad.com
 
2013-02-15 01:33:07 AM  
Also, FYI:  Farkback has been sent on the bad link.
 
2013-02-15 01:33:07 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Drat - the fastest green I've ever received, and the link goes dead on me.  :(  Sorry folks!

Malivon: Linked is farked - anyone have a link to the video?


Try this one


Thanks. Swapped it out.
 
2013-02-15 01:35:06 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Try this one

Thanks. Swapped it out.


Why link to what look like blogs? .. RT banned from being linked to?
 
2013-02-15 01:35:32 AM  
Getting 503s on all links.
 
2013-02-15 01:35:33 AM  
No one shut off their radio and said the Russian equivalent of "HOLY shiat WHAT THE fark WAS THAT???"
 
2013-02-15 01:35:48 AM  

crumblecat: Hmm...............

Why are we not seeing this on mainstream news yet?


BBBCause...The InterNNNet is 20 mins into future.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-15 01:35:52 AM  
Is it time to invade Klendathu yet?
 
2013-02-15 01:35:55 AM  
Good gracious!  GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
 
2013-02-15 01:36:12 AM  

crumblecat: Hmm...............

Why are we not seeing this on mainstream news yet?


Well, Fox News has it on their site. Apart from that, shrug.
 
2013-02-15 01:36:24 AM  
Time to look for a ship...

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-15 01:36:53 AM  

Makh: Hey NASA, you were 18k miles off.  Do better math next time.


They forgot to convert from metric.
 
2013-02-15 01:36:57 AM  

Coelacanth: Getting 503s on all links.


Use this one

It's not going anywhere and they keep updating their video, a compilation of all the ones you see on Youtube
 
2013-02-15 01:37:34 AM  

flamingboar: That is awesome! Any chance it's from the astroid that's close by?



Given how astronomical the odds of an event like this happening are and the flyby due later Friday.....maybe.
 
2013-02-15 01:38:16 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Drat - the fastest green I've ever received, and the link goes dead on me.  :(  Sorry folks!

Malivon: Linked is farked - anyone have a link to the video?


Try this one

Thanks. Swapped it out.


Thanks!  :)
 
2013-02-15 01:38:21 AM  
crumblecat : Why are we not seeing this on mainstream news yet?

Because disabled cruise ship!!!

// Mainstream news is a slow plodding dinosaur. Someone shot this shiat on a dashcam and said damn, I need to rush home and upload this to youtube.
 
2013-02-15 01:38:25 AM  
There's probably more than a few Russian doomsday preppers holed up in their underground bunkers drinking vodka and having sex with their hot Russian brides.

/I'm in my basement
//*sips vodka and sprite*
///I was browsing a Russian mail order bride website a couple hours ago
////small world we live in
 
2013-02-15 01:38:36 AM  
A meteorite has landed!
 
2013-02-15 01:38:44 AM  
Looks like al-Qaeda figured out how to fly big rocks.
 
2013-02-15 01:38:45 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: sforce: And they're claiming "Urals meteorite shot down by Russian air defense" ... really? Is that possible, I thought meteorites would be way too fast for something like that.

If this is true...than the whole story just got a lot more interesting.


Absolutely.  That's is way beyond anything I thought any military was capable of.  Aren't we still struggling with accomplishing the same thing with a single ICBM?  I would think that a meteor has to be moving much faster than that.
 
2013-02-15 01:38:49 AM  
This is the biggest interdimensional crossrip since the Tunguska Blast of 1909.

We could on the verge of a four fold crossrrip. A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous, proportions.
 
2013-02-15 01:38:49 AM  
s.66.ru

Hope they have meteor insurance.
 
2013-02-15 01:39:53 AM  
Ack ack!  Ack!  Ack ack ack ack!  Ack!  Ack ack ack!  Ack ack ack ack.  Ack ack ack ack ack!  Ack ack ack ack ack ack?  Ack!  Ack ack ack ack ack.

/learning on Rosetta Stone just in case
 
2013-02-15 01:40:11 AM  
Phil Plait's twitter feed is well worth following.

/this is probably nothing to do with DA14
 
2013-02-15 01:40:19 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Perhaps Bruce Willis failed after all?

/seriously, holy fark


Nah, Harry doesn't know how to fail.
 
2013-02-15 01:40:55 AM  

Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?


It broke up?
 
2013-02-15 01:41:21 AM  
When that explosion sounded, followed by what sounded like crackling gunfire, I would have crapped myself and assumed we were at war.
 
2013-02-15 01:41:40 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?


The day after Valentine's Day? .. That's farked up
 
2013-02-15 01:41:46 AM  

netgamer7k: RELEASE THE HORDES OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!


I have to sleep, but i'm sure someone can fill in for me, albeit poorly.

To tide you over, i saw a thread on a 'conspiracy' site about a week ago showing other inbound meteors coming close around the same time as DA14, and the MSM is being suspiciously silent about them. We could be heading into a whole patch of this stuff.
 
2013-02-15 01:42:11 AM  

OneFretAway: Elvis_Bogart: sforce: And they're claiming "Urals meteorite shot down by Russian air defense" ... really? Is that possible, I thought meteorites would be way too fast for something like that.

If this is true...than the whole story just got a lot more interesting.

Absolutely.  That's is way beyond anything I thought any military was capable of.  Aren't we still struggling with accomplishing the same thing with a single ICBM?  I would think that a meteor has to be moving much faster than that.


The Russian military lie in order to appear superhumanly powerful?  Unpossible!

/Putin himself ordered the strike during his morning naked combat session against six armed Chechens.
 
2013-02-15 01:42:18 AM  

flamingboar: That is awesome! Any chance it's from the astroid that's close by?


12 hours away. I'm leaning towards a darn good coincidence.
 
2013-02-15 01:42:19 AM  

Stretch_8: Sonic boom goodness here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Np_mpGYSBSA#!


upload.wikimedia.org

Time to start filling the bathtub....
 
2013-02-15 01:42:51 AM  
Shouldn't a second meteorite be hitting the south tower right now?
 
2013-02-15 01:43:09 AM  
Makes me feel bad for those cruise ship people. What terrible luck...oh wait, I get zapped too? Fark the cruise ship people and get out of my way. I am boarding that farking floating toilet!
 
2013-02-15 01:43:18 AM  
img367.imageshack.us

вернуться, цинк!
 
2013-02-15 01:43:20 AM  

sforce: My headline and submission time was better and earlier. Yes, I'm whining, it's late.

That said, RT has good updates.

And they're claiming "Urals meteorite shot down by Russian air defense" ... really? Is that possible, I thought meteorites would be way too fast for something like that.


Yeah, there's no way they could target it and get a missile launched in time.
 
2013-02-15 01:43:53 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Confabulat: What's with the dual contrails?

It broke up?



What's the difference between this and a bolide?
 
2013-02-15 01:44:26 AM  
This is going to cause major panic when this hits mainstream, with the asteroid flyby later today.
 
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