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(ABC 27)   Pro-tip: When you are being released from a holding cell, do not punch the officer freeing you   (abc27.com) divider line 24
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2013-02-15 10:45:18 AM
That'll teach the next guard that when a drunk tells them they are going put them on their butt when they get out, expect it.  This guy may be screwed up, but he is a man of his word.  That or he knows what is waiting for him at home.
 
2013-02-15 11:00:30 AM
Dont tell me what to do.
 
2013-02-15 11:17:09 AM
The officer who was punched is expected to be off-duty for several days.

VACATION!!
 
2013-02-15 11:19:34 AM

blatz514: The officer who was punched is expected to be off-duty for several days.

years, and is shortly expected to file a 100% disability claim through is personal injury lawyer, while simultaneously competing in  a back-to-back MMA competition, a golf tournament and a triathalon.

/ftfy
 
2013-02-15 11:19:46 AM
www.theblaze.com

Were they related to this precious snowflake?
 
2013-02-15 11:20:48 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-15 11:21:27 AM

ChipNASA: blatz514: The officer who was punched is expected to be off-duty for several days. years, and is shortly expected to file a 100% disability claim through is personal injury lawyer, while simultaneously competing in  a back-to-back MMA competition, a golf tournament and a triathalon.

/ftfy


I'm gonna need a pic of the guard before I make my assessment if he should be in the octagon.
 
2013-02-15 11:27:48 AM
"You're *hic* not the *hic* farking boss of me, mother*hic* farker!"
 
2013-02-15 11:33:09 AM
He must have really liked those bologna sandwiches.
 
2013-02-15 11:36:59 AM

blatz514: ChipNASA: blatz514: The officer who was punched is expected to be off-duty for several days. years, and is shortly expected to file a 100% disability claim through is personal injury lawyer, while simultaneously competing in  a back-to-back MMA competition, a golf tournament and a triathalon.

/ftfy

I'm gonna need a pic of the guard before I make my assessment if he should be in the octagon.


what you want:

farm6.static.flickr.com

what you'll get:

laurencemillergallery.com
 
2013-02-15 11:37:04 AM

lack of warmth: That'll teach the next guard that when a drunk tells them they are going put them on their butt when they get out, expect it. This guy may be screwed up, but he is a man of his word. That or he knows what is waiting for him at home.


I was taught this with handcuffing.  When you are releasing someone from cuffs, there are a number of steps you go through to prevent the individual from attacking you.  Nothing major, just a specific task order and body positioning to minimize opportunity for lashing out.
 
2013-02-15 11:42:59 AM
jail > street when cold...
 
2013-02-15 11:44:33 AM

johnny_vegas: blatz514: ChipNASA: blatz514: The officer who was punched is expected to be off-duty for several days. years, and is shortly expected to file a 100% disability claim through is personal injury lawyer, while simultaneously competing in  a back-to-back MMA competition, a golf tournament and a triathalon.

/ftfy

I'm gonna need a pic of the guard before I make my assessment if he should be in the octagon.

what you want:

[farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

what you'll get:

[laurencemillergallery.com image 435x550]


Looks like my Friday nights after heavy drinking.  What I want and what I get.
 
2013-02-15 11:54:05 AM
Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in...
 
2013-02-15 12:56:19 PM
Dawn Budgie?
 
2013-02-15 01:00:56 PM
Admittedly, It was not a smart thing to do. The Officer that he hit may have deserved what he got. Having worked at a Prison, I have witnessed Officers  mistreating Prisoners. Those Inmates get out of Prison one Day. The only Thing I can say, is those Officers who have mistreated someone had better hope that they never encounter one of those former Inmates on the Outside. If  they do, they will be on the receiving End of the mistreatment.
 
2013-02-15 01:32:06 PM

othmar: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x176]


Friend of mine has sold over 1.75 million of these, plus luggage tags, coffee mugs, etc.

www.thisistrue.com
 
2013-02-15 01:43:05 PM
I think there is a very very fine line separating prisoners and guards. Both groups consist of head strong knuckleheads with over inflated egos.
 
2013-02-15 02:13:11 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: [www.theblaze.com image 612x449]

Were they related to this precious snowflake?


Let's be honest here, that judge was and is a total dick.
 
2013-02-15 02:32:48 PM

dryknife: Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in...


You're supposed to be in THAT line dumbass!
 
2013-02-15 03:11:37 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-15 04:16:18 PM

ventrman: Admittedly, It was not a smart thing to do. The Officer that he hit may have deserved what he got. Having worked at a Prison, I have witnessed Officers  mistreating Prisoners. Those Inmates get out of Prison one Day. The only Thing I can say, is those Officers who have mistreated someone had better hope that they never encounter one of those former Inmates on the Outside. If  they do, they will be on the receiving End of the mistreatment.


AOHPOPTIPDTTOIOIE

I don't get it??
 
2013-02-15 09:18:52 PM

Wrath of Heaven: ventrman: Admittedly, It was not a smart thing to do. The Officer that he hit may have deserved what he got. Having worked at a Prison, I have witnessed Officers  mistreating Prisoners. Those Inmates get out of Prison one Day. The only Thing I can say, is those Officers who have mistreated someone had better hope that they never encounter one of those former Inmates on the Outside. If  they do, they will be on the receiving End of the mistreatment.

AOHPOPTIPDTTOIOIE

I don't get it??


Compulsive capitalization. Means nothing whatsoever, except that the poster is probably tracing his text with a stubby, grimy finger as he writes.

/also, he wrote Thing twice, but only capped it once.
 
2013-02-16 12:48:05 AM
It's cold outside right now. Maybe he wanted to stay.
 
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