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(Slate)   Beef. The other white meat   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, Tyson Foods, Michael Pollan, boobs, Cargill, beef, positive feedback  
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13127 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 1:26 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-15 01:36:19 AM  
3 votes:
They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.
2013-02-15 02:36:36 AM  
2 votes:

kevra: Ostriridge burgers from now on

Now you're just making up animals.


--Sarge
2013-02-15 02:16:04 AM  
2 votes:
www.the-frat-pack.com
Appropriate for multiple reasons

/brought to you by Carl's Jr.
2013-02-15 01:54:13 AM  
2 votes:

Omahawg: this is why I go out and hunt for my own beef and wrestle it to the ground and strangle it with my own two hands

they don't still hang cattle rustlers anymore anyway. do they? do they?


Those are dogs, bro.
2013-02-14 11:28:32 PM  
2 votes:
i thought beef was horse now.
2013-02-15 02:35:18 AM  
1 vote:

carnifex2005: You might as well eat out at McDonalds. I never buy supermarket steak anymore. Far too crappy.


yes. a marbled ribeye is just like a big mac if it comes form a grocery store. what a brilliant observation.
 
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