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2013-02-14 11:28:32 PM
i thought beef was horse now.
 
2013-02-14 11:54:02 PM
I've noticed this over the past couple years.  Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.
 
2013-02-14 11:55:54 PM

some_beer_drinker: i thought beef was horse now.


Maybe the ribeyes I'm getting now are Palomino ribeyes.
 
2013-02-15 12:22:43 AM

unamused: I've noticed this over the past couple years.  Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.


and they're still $15.99/lb
 
2013-02-15 12:27:08 AM

some_beer_drinker: i thought beef was horse now.


I tried that joke at work today. It went over like a lead balloon.

Meh... I think it's funny.
 
2013-02-15 12:44:20 AM
FTA: Enter Zilmax. Originally developed to treat asthma in humans, it was later found to be a "repartitioning agent" in cattle, changing the animals' metabolism so they produce more muscle instead of fat.

Delicious
 
2013-02-15 01:36:19 AM
They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.
 
2013-02-15 01:40:57 AM
Where can I get some of this Zilmax?
 
2013-02-15 01:42:14 AM
By the late summer of 2011 only two of the major meatpackers, Tyson Foods Inc. and JBS SA, accepted cattle treated with Zilmax

This doesn't surprise me in the least. I think Tyson is about as evil as a company gets.
 
2013-02-15 01:42:15 AM
Remember what real, actual food was like?
 
2013-02-15 01:46:14 AM
Move to Texas.  $3.97/lb bone in ribeye.  Usually it's only $5/lb anyway, same with NY strip.  Texas beef doesn't have great marbling, however you can look through the pile and find a few that do every time.
 
2013-02-15 01:49:56 AM
Well, unlike the bird, the beef can never have the aborted egg delicacy.
 
2013-02-15 01:52:48 AM
this is why I go out and hunt for my own beef and wrestle it to the ground and strangle it with my own two hands

they don't still hang cattle rustlers anymore anyway. do they? do they?
 
2013-02-15 01:54:13 AM

Omahawg: this is why I go out and hunt for my own beef and wrestle it to the ground and strangle it with my own two hands

they don't still hang cattle rustlers anymore anyway. do they? do they?


Those are dogs, bro.
 
2013-02-15 01:54:26 AM
I've been dragging my feet about purchasing 1/2 a cow from a local farm. I think this just gave me that extra push of motivation.
 
2013-02-15 01:54:31 AM
My kind of white meat...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-15 01:59:46 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Remember what real, actual food was like?


Sort of. I'm getting old though.

/grandma canned her own food to get through the winters in rural Nebraska
 
2013-02-15 02:02:10 AM

ajax6677: I've been dragging my feet about purchasing 1/2 a cow from a local farm. I think this just gave me that extra push of motivation.


when I have the money no one is selling. and when they are selling I'm either broke, or the freezer is.
 
2013-02-15 02:08:16 AM

NewportBarGuy: some_beer_drinker: i thought beef was horse now.

I tried that joke at work today. It went over like a lead balloon.

Meh... I think it's funny.


fark the naysayers cuz they don't mean a thing
 
2013-02-15 02:13:09 AM

JRoo: Sort of. I'm getting old though.

/grandma canned her own food to get through the winters in rural Nebraska



I grow and can my own food every year, It really saves a bundle. Buy most of my meat form the source and not from the store. Of course this means knowing what to do with ox tail, or finding some one that likes liver.
 
2013-02-15 02:13:35 AM
Does it taste of despair?
/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-15 02:15:49 AM

make me some tea: unamused: I've noticed this over the past couple years.  Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.

and they're still $15.99/lb


This is from a ad in Chicago i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 02:16:04 AM
www.the-frat-pack.com
Appropriate for multiple reasons

/brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2013-02-15 02:16:11 AM
Bison, from the farmers market
 
2013-02-15 02:16:24 AM
A. Veal is f*cking tasty. Ever had a proper veal steak? I'm not talking that processed sh*t. It is white beef, and tasty as hell.

B. The best cuts for steak are likely to remain relatively unchanged. If anything, the reputable steak houses will pay more for better cuts, and the crappier places no one will care. Cow genetics probably has at least as much to do with marbling as administered drugs.

C. The tastier cuts of beef tend to be tougher due to less fat. This might make the most choice cuts tastier, albeit tougher. Toughness and taste tend to be linked, except in the highest quality beef.

D. Most beef is ground. Who gives a flying f*ck at that point?! Also, good ground turkey is much tastier, unless you're making patties/burgers. My wife uses the linked brand for nachos and chili, and I like it more than beef versions.
 
2013-02-15 02:17:31 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net


approves of the article headline and the trend.
 
2013-02-15 02:20:14 AM
Good. The flavor of meat is overrated. People used to take a six month journey to the other side of the planet so they could find spices to cover up the taste of their crappy meat.
 
2013-02-15 02:22:55 AM

make me some tea: unamused: I've noticed this over the past couple years.  Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.

and they're still $15.99/lb


Suckers.
 
2013-02-15 02:28:37 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: make me some tea: unamused: I've noticed this over the past couple years.  Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.

and they're still $15.99/lb

This is from a ad in Chicago [i.imgur.com image 511x399]


You might as well eat out at McDonalds. I never buy supermarket steak anymore. Far too crappy.
 
2013-02-15 02:30:50 AM
I read the TFA and just farking grossed out now... Ostriridge burgers from now on
 
2013-02-15 02:30:58 AM
Oh well. Just means more black pepper and A1 then.
 
2013-02-15 02:34:13 AM
www.global-air.com

The meat industry's biggest secret - how glue is being used to hold scrap cuts of meat together. (new window)
 
2013-02-15 02:35:18 AM

carnifex2005: You might as well eat out at McDonalds. I never buy supermarket steak anymore. Far too crappy.


yes. a marbled ribeye is just like a big mac if it comes form a grocery store. what a brilliant observation.
 
2013-02-15 02:36:36 AM

kevra: Ostriridge burgers from now on


Now you're just making up animals.

--Sarge
 
2013-02-15 02:39:03 AM

planes: The meat industry's biggest secret


Sure, if you eat at sh*tty restaurants, are legally blind, and have no taste buds.

It is pretty obvious when you're eating steak if it had been recombined, or whatever. It is about as subtle as snapping a piece of wood in half and trying to glue it back together and reconstitute the grain.
 
2013-02-15 02:40:16 AM
Okay, just avoid that crap. My local vet (erinarian ) who I and many others have trusted their animals with forever. NM- He started his own ranch, in NorCal, of only all natural grass fed beef.
I have yet to try it, as it is spendy, but I am planning on doing so now. The only thing that creeps me out is that the office is 50 meters away from the vet clinic ( which his daughter, also one of the best vets, runs ) .

http://novyranches.com/

Anyhow- someone mentioned veal. I love it, but only eat it about once a decade as i do care how animals are raised, and I have yet to find a place that raises and slaughters young cows in a humane way.

Also- totally on topic to the some concerns- one used to have a choice ( no pun ) between Select ( almost no fat / marbling ) , Choice, a bit of that by  about 1.95 times, and Prime ( large marbling on the inner cut and a good rim about the edge ) .
Grocers changed and now its almost impossible to get anything but select from the main grocery chains.
You have to go to a meat market, mail order, or know someone who runs a slaughterhouse/packing plant or someone in the restaurant supply industry, to get even choice.
And I miss those days of buying broken bags of choice and even prime skirt steak at a 1 / pound because on of my guys drops the case, and broke a 15 pound or so bag of meat inside, and we couldnt sell that to baja fresh .... I used to bbq all the time... I ramble
 
2013-02-15 02:42:37 AM
Chicken's healthier, though, being reptile-based. Us mammals have fatty meat.
 
2013-02-15 02:50:18 AM

alienated: Anyhow- someone mentioned veal. I love it, but only eat it about once a decade as i do care how animals are raised, and I have yet to find a place that raises and slaughters young cows in a humane way.


That was me. And there is nothing "humane" about raising and slaughtering animals. They are delicious, so we spend money on their flesh, but trying to kid yourself that there is somehow a kind and ethical way to raise an animal for commercial slaughter is naive.

Either don't eat meat, or most anything else for that matter (countless small animals are killed by machines harvesting grain every year, so that is hardly bloodless), or else admit that we, the human race, exploit, torture, and murder the f*ck out of everything around for our benefit, and most of the time are more willing to complain about animal suffering than human suffering.

We're willing to kill X cows for our own consumption, but unwilling to raise a finger when [X / (murder rate)] humans are killed everything year.
 
2013-02-15 02:56:00 AM
It seems to weird to me that we embrace technological and scientific advancement when it comes to medicine, transportation, communication, etc... but when it comes to food we're like bewildered tribespeople. We have such an anti-intellectual, primitivist view on the meat and agriculture industry, and it all boils down to different variations of the naturalist fallacy.

"Remember when food tasted like food" yeah, about two hours ago when I had shrimp and asparagus for dinner. Tasted great to me! I'm fortunate to live in a time when food is abundant and cheap.
 
2013-02-15 02:56:40 AM

Sid_6.7: alienated: Anyhow- someone mentioned veal. I love it, but only eat it about once a decade as i do care how animals are raised, and I have yet to find a place that raises and slaughters young cows in a humane way.

That was me. And there is nothing "humane" about raising and slaughtering animals.


Wrong. I saw how my Opa raised cattle. Just because one is killing an animal for meat doesnt mean that you have to make its short life hell.

 They are delicious, so we spend money on their flesh, but trying to kid yourself that there is somehow a kind and ethical way to raise an animal for commercial slaughter is naive.

Either don't eat meat, or most anything else for that matter (countless small animals are killed by machines harvesting grain every year, so that is hardly bloodless), or else admit that we, the human race, exploit, torture, and murder the f*ck out of everything around for our benefit, and most of the time are more willing to complain about animal suffering than human suffering.

We're willing to kill X cows for our own consumption, but unwilling to raise a finger when [X / (murder rate)] humans are killed everything year.



Thats apples and cantoloupes.
 
2013-02-15 03:04:12 AM
The problem with beef is it's gotten to damn expensive.  I can buy a big family pack of pork or chicken and eat for a week for the price of one decent cut of beef. The only beef I eat is burgers, and even ground beef is getting pricey.
 
2013-02-15 03:04:55 AM

ajax6677: I've been dragging my feet about purchasing 1/2 a cow from a local farm. I think this just gave me that extra push of motivation.


I do that each year (split a cow with some friends)

Beef comes in at a bit under $5 a pound processed. No hormones or antibiotics. So the hamburger may be a bit more expensive than the cheap stuff at the store but the steaks more than make up for it

Well packaged beef (cryovac) will last around a year
 
2013-02-15 03:10:41 AM

CujoQuarrel: Well packaged beef (cryovac) will last around a year


one can also get their own vacuseal thing and double bag and double seal.I would love to have a nitrogen flush unit.
Alas- if it gets burned via freezer- taco and chili meat, or meatloaves . ( one can hide the burn with proper spicing and herbing ).
 
2013-02-15 03:14:27 AM

tylerdurden217: They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.


www.american-buddha.com
Don't worry, sir.  I'll be very humane.
 
2013-02-15 03:14:42 AM
Would you like some Beef with that?

/Rifftrax special, medium rare..

goodbadmovies.com
 
2013-02-15 03:15:59 AM

tylerdurden217: Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.


Torchwood did that:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 03:17:57 AM

planes: The meat industry's biggest secret - how glue is being used to hold scrap cuts of meat together. (new window)


FTA: "To most consumers, the resultant reconstituted "steak" is indistinguishable from a real slab of meat once it's cooked"

So what's the problem?
 
2013-02-15 03:37:49 AM

log_jammin: ajax6677: I've been dragging my feet about purchasing 1/2 a cow from a local farm. I think this just gave me that extra push of motivation.

when I have the money no one is selling. and when they are selling I'm either broke, or the freezer is.


Ain't that the truth. I get another chest freezer and suddenly nobody wants to sell a cow or go in on the sale with me. I have it full of dog food now. I guess I need to put in for deer and elk tags.
 
2013-02-15 03:41:54 AM
So make sure you pay top dollar for the beef you buy.
 
2013-02-15 03:55:11 AM
This is why I go to an actual butcher shop down the road that has all local and chemical free cow.  It's sometimes still warm when I get it!
 
2013-02-15 04:06:44 AM
Zilmax?  No thank you.  I pretty much don't buy beef unless I know the guy who raised it.  It costs more than what's at the supermarket, so I eat steak a little less often. No big deal.

alienated: one can also get their own vacuseal thing and double bag and double seal.


There's also a second, completely underrated benefit of having a vacuum sealer:  For another $100, you can do sous vide poaching in your house.  It's nigh impossible to screw up, and the results you can get are amazing.  There is nothing, NOTHING like a perfectly medium rare steak sous vide that's been cooking for 6 or 8 hours.

tylerdurden217: useless bones


Obviously, you don't cook.  There's more beef flavor in those "useless bones" that in the meat.  And if you try to take my plate of sizzling marrow bones, I'll bite your freakin' hand.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We have such an anti-intellectual, primitivist view on the meat and agriculture industry, and it all boils down to different variations of the naturalist fallacy.


I get you here, but the thing is, hormones are tricksy bastards.  We really don't understand how they work very well.  You want to try out some experimental hormone therapy on one person, or ten people, or a hundred, that's fine.  But all 8 billion of us eat food.  I'd rather pay more and eat less beef, than spin that particular roulette wheel.

unamused: Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.


Lean meat has more flavor than fatty meat.  What the animal was fed is more important than what cut you get.  The marbling is just about tenderness.  What are you, a sissy?  Get yourself a grass-fed hanger steak and a sharp knife.

planes: [www.global-air.com image 150x200]

The meat industry's biggest secret - how glue is being used to hold scrap cuts of meat together. (new window)


Meat glue is the industry's biggest secret?   Not even close, homey.  It may seem like a weird idea, but it's actually one of the more harmless things that are done to meat.  Of all the shiat that goes down in feedlots and slaughterhouses, meat glue is the very last thing you should be worried about.
 
2013-02-15 04:06:46 AM

ArcadianRefugee: planes: The meat industry's biggest secret - how glue is being used to hold scrap cuts of meat together. (new window)

FTA: "To most consumers, the resultant reconstituted "steak" is indistinguishable from a real slab of meat once it's cooked"

So what's the problem?


Horse and beef are indistinguishable to most consumers. Some people across the waves are having a problem with this.
 
2013-02-15 04:16:11 AM
Z-clipped:

Good points . Especially about bones. You can try and  take the marrow superfood from me at your own peril.
 
2013-02-15 04:18:24 AM
A meal of steak and vegetables is quick and easy to cook, relatively healthy and delicious.  It's probably under $10/person to make anywhere in America.  Why the hell don't more people have it regularly?
 
2013-02-15 05:06:41 AM
Don't get me started.  It's not just meat.  It's not just food.  It's EVERYTHING.  Quality is a thing of the past.  And it's the consumers fault.  People settle for shiat, and that's what we get.  Even when there are those of us out there that are willing to pay for quality, the assholes that that just want to save a buck drive down the prices until the makers of quality can't compete, and we're left with shiat.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-02-15 05:16:36 AM
It makes me curious as to what they're doing in China when something like this is acceptable according to the FDA.
The Chinese "middle class" want to live Western lifestyles, but there's no chance in hell there's enough room on the planet to raise those cows without some acts against god.
 
2013-02-15 05:19:01 AM

Z-clipped: sous vide poaching


hmmm...I must look into this.....
 
2013-02-15 05:20:06 AM

Freeballin: Move to Texas.  $3.97/lb bone in ribeye.  Usually it's only $5/lb anyway, same with NY strip.  Texas beef doesn't have great marbling, however you can look through the pile and find a few that do every time.


No thanks. Here in PA farm country I just ask a lady at church who owns a cattle ranch and they slaughter them there upon request. Sausages, steaks, you name it-- cheap, fresh and organic.
 
2013-02-15 05:52:23 AM
I think I found a solution to the beef problem...

4.bp.blogspot.com

/no Zilmax needed.
 
2013-02-15 06:03:27 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: I think I found a solution to the beef problem...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 425x550]

/no Zilmax needed.


Gross. Better solution...and saves the crops. Seriously.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 06:35:03 AM

Caluth: This is why I go to an actual butcher shop down the road that has all local and chemical free cow.  It's sometimes still warm when I get it!


I buy beef for under 3 bucks a pound cut wrapped and farmer up the road paid.  My next order is 100 yards away and growing.

Beef hangs for 3-4 weeks to age before processing.  If it's warm when you get it, your butcher isn't keeping it chilled enough.
 
2013-02-15 07:05:18 AM

log_jammin: Z-clipped: sous vide poaching

hmmm...I must look into this.....


Styrofoam Cooler + Vacuum Sealer + Temp Controller + Immersion Heater

Total Price: $162
(If you already have an old manual crockpot or rice cooker, you don't even need the first and last items)

Grill cooked Med Rare:

beta.images.theglobeandmail.com

vs. Sous Vide Med Rare:

people.ece.cornell.edu

cdn.biggestmenu.com

cdn.biggestmenu.com

And pictures don't do justice to the texture.  The long cooking process (hours and hours) breaks down the long fibers, but the vacuum environment keeps 100% of the fat and moisture inside the steak.  You can cook bottom round or chuck this way, and it will still come out as tender as any ribeye you've ever had.  Just pull it out of the bath, pop it in a hot cast iron for a few seconds on either side, and serve.  You don't even need to rest it.

And of course, that's just meat.  You can cook anything this way.  Set it to 62.0 C, and make the most perfect soft boiled egg of your life.  BBQ ribs, duck confit, lobster, chocolate pudding... fark, now I'm hungry.  Have a ball.
 
2013-02-15 07:23:14 AM

Z-clipped: fark, now I'm hungry.


you and me both.
 
2013-02-15 07:40:33 AM
Got called yesterday because the rancher we use delivered our steer to the butcher to hang and age.  We usually get about 700 - 800 lbs dress weight.  Comes to $2.08/pound after processing.  We also get the liver and other innerds made into jerky for dogs.

He only feeds his steers grain and grass.  And he will only use antibiotics if necessary.  No growth enhancers.  He also only raises enough each year to sell to individuals and for his own family.

Not for everyone of course, but if you have athletic teenage boys you know they eat 3 times as much as an adult and you can't afford meat prices in a grocery store.
 
2013-02-15 08:03:55 AM
Z-clipped:
unamused: Ribeye steaks often have little or no marbling, and they suck.

Lean meat has more flavor than fatty meat.  What the animal was fed is more important than what cut you get.  The marbling is just about tenderness.  What are you, a sissy?  Get yourself a grass-fed hanger steak and a sharp knife.


I was talking about restaurant steaks.  The chain restaurants are all using the no fat/no juice/no flavor ribeyes.

When I do them at home I buy them "bone in" by the roll.
 
2013-02-15 08:41:31 AM

log_jammin: Z-clipped: fark, now I'm hungry.

you and me both.


and me.  gonna have to give that-there fancy method a try.  thanks, Z.
 
2013-02-15 08:43:10 AM
But let's face it - there's only one man for this job -

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-02-15 09:39:22 AM
If you are in Seattle, Rain Shadow is where you want to go. Farms are checked by the owner, and primals are butchered right there. And the charcuterie is all made there - in front of you! It's Das Bomb.
 
2013-02-15 09:45:35 AM
FTA:  As a result, the vast majority of calves are still born and reared on wide-open ranchland, where herds of them eat free grass and stick by their mother's side.

Anyone else do a double-take there?
 
2013-02-15 09:52:29 AM

tylerdurden217: They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.


www.sivatherium.narod.ruwww.sivatherium.narod.ru
 
2013-02-15 10:03:41 AM

Caluth: This is why I go to an actual butcher shop down the road that has all local and chemical free cow.  It's sometimes still warm when I get it!


Prole. I go to the artisan farmer down the block and cut my own from a living cow that's been fed on nothing but quinoa and prosciutto.
 
2013-02-15 10:29:40 AM

Z-clipped: log_jammin: Z-clipped: sous vide poaching

hmmm...I must look into this.....

Styrofoam Cooler + Vacuum Sealer + Temp Controller + Immersion Heater

Total Price: $162
(If you already have an old manual crockpot or rice cooker, you don't even need the first and last items)

Grill cooked Med Rare:

[beta.images.theglobeandmail.com image 620x349]

vs. Sous Vide Med Rare:

[people.ece.cornell.edu image 600x401]

[cdn.biggestmenu.com image 500x375]

[cdn.biggestmenu.com image 500x375]

And pictures don't do justice to the texture.  The long cooking process (hours and hours) breaks down the long fibers, but the vacuum environment keeps 100% of the fat and moisture inside the steak.  You can cook bottom round or chuck this way, and it will still come out as tender as any ribeye you've ever had.  Just pull it out of the bath, pop it in a hot cast iron for a few seconds on either side, and serve.  You don't even need to rest it.

And of course, that's just meat.  You can cook anything this way.  Set it to 62.0 C, and make the most perfect soft boiled egg of your life.  BBQ ribs, duck confit, lobster, chocolate pudding... fark, now I'm hungry.  Have a ball.


Ok, this looks great.  Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

/currently googling
 
2013-02-15 11:32:07 AM

DirkValentine: Z-clipped: log_jammin: Z-clipped: sous vide poaching

hmmm...I must look into this.....

Styrofoam Cooler + Vacuum Sealer + Temp Controller + Immersion Heater

Total Price: $162
(If you already have an old manual crockpot or rice cooker, you don't even need the first and last items)

Grill cooked Med Rare:

[beta.images.theglobeandmail.com image 620x349]

vs. Sous Vide Med Rare:

[people.ece.cornell.edu image 600x401]

[cdn.biggestmenu.com image 500x375]

[cdn.biggestmenu.com image 500x375]

And pictures don't do justice to the texture.  The long cooking process (hours and hours) breaks down the long fibers, but the vacuum environment keeps 100% of the fat and moisture inside the steak.  You can cook bottom round or chuck this way, and it will still come out as tender as any ribeye you've ever had.  Just pull it out of the bath, pop it in a hot cast iron for a few seconds on either side, and serve.  You don't even need to rest it.

And of course, that's just meat.  You can cook anything this way.  Set it to 62.0 C, and make the most perfect soft boiled egg of your life.  BBQ ribs, duck confit, lobster, chocolate pudding... fark, now I'm hungry.  Have a ball.

Ok, this looks great.  Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

/currently googling


You heat the water to a temperature around the med rare temperature for meat, so something around 130 degrees.  So the meat ends up uniformly done all the way through.  Then you put the caramelization on the outside by putting it in on a really hot surface for a short period of time.
 
2013-02-15 11:35:02 AM

Cyno01: tylerdurden217: They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.

[www.sivatherium.narod.ru image 642x800][www.sivatherium.narod.ru image 651x800]


um, wtf is that ?
 
2013-02-15 12:07:59 PM

DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.


The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.
 
2013-02-15 12:17:10 PM

Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.


Thanks for the extra info. I've been reading up for a little bit now.  I've definitely seen this (think on Zimmern in St Paul) but didn't grok it in fullness.

Just got my tax refund back and now I know what a portion of that is going towards. Thanks!
 
2013-02-15 01:12:21 PM

DirkValentine: Cyno01: tylerdurden217: They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.

[www.sivatherium.narod.ru image 642x800][www.sivatherium.narod.ru image 651x800]

um, wtf is that ?


Nightmare fuel.
 
2013-02-15 01:37:44 PM

Cyno01: DirkValentine: Cyno01: tylerdurden217: They need to find a way to turn their useless bones into muscle so we can eat that too. Just a mass of muscle and fat that we can feed until mature and then slaughter. Make sure it has a working brain and eyes so that it knows something is wrong... the fear will help with the marbling.

[www.sivatherium.narod.ru image 642x800][www.sivatherium.narod.ru image 651x800]

um, wtf is that ?

Nightmare fuel.


Ok, i'm 2 minutes into this and am a little bothered.

Thanks!

/reminescent of Galapagos by Vonnegut.
 
2013-02-15 07:32:58 PM

Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.


Many thanks for turning me onto this, as this is the first I have heard of it, and I do a ton of cooking.Cheers
 
2013-02-15 11:05:35 PM
Just use better ketchup, dang.
 
2013-02-16 01:18:09 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It seems to weird to me that we embrace technological and scientific advancement when it comes to medicine, transportation, communication, etc... but when it comes to food we're like bewildered tribespeople. We have such an anti-intellectual, primitivist view on the meat and agriculture industry, and it all boils down to different variations of the naturalist fallacy.

"Remember when food tasted like food" yeah, about two hours ago when I had shrimp and asparagus for dinner. Tasted great to me! I'm fortunate to live in a time when food is abundant and cheap.


You are exactly right... except for the part where growth hormones are screwing up humans, pesticides likely causing cancer, and we are screwing up ecosystems with intensive livestocking and farming practices that nature can't handle. But other than that spot on.

Last night I had an awesome steak. Surprise, surprise the steakhouse gets their meat from a local guy that doesn't use growth hormone crap. When scientists can come up with a seasoning that can trick me into believing that Wal-Mart steaks are as good as natural grass-fed beef cuts, you'll have a point. (Pro-tip, the omega fatty acid profile between grass and grain-fed beef are completely different, let alone the change when you add growth hormones.) Go eat your tasteless franken-food if that's what you like. I'll stick to meats that taste like nature intended: delicious.
 
2013-02-17 07:38:43 AM

DirkValentine: Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.

Thanks for the extra info. I've been reading up for a little bit now.  I've definitely seen this (think on Zimmern in St Paul) but didn't grok it in fullness.

Just got my tax refund back and now I know what a portion of that is going towards. Thanks!



alienated: Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.

Many thanks for turning me onto this, as this is the first I have heard of it, and I do a ton of cooking.Cheers


Glad to hear it!  Post pictures of your experiments in the next Steak thread!
 
2013-02-17 07:45:08 AM

Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.

Thanks for the extra info. I've been reading up for a little bit now.  I've definitely seen this (think on Zimmern in St Paul) but didn't grok it in fullness.

Just got my tax refund back and now I know what a portion of that is going towards. Thanks!


alienated: Z-clipped: DirkValentine: Though i'm having a hard time understanding how the meat stays so rare.

The trick is that instead of putting the meat in contact with a very hot surface and creating a large temperature gradient, you're using the high latent heat of water to ensure that no part of the steak ever rises above your target temp.  Since the "doneness" is based solely on the temp, it never cooks past med rare, no matter how long you leave it in the bath.  It will turn to mush if you leave it in too long though... but we're talking like, 6 hours too long.

I guarantee that if you invite people over for steak, and don't tell them what you're doing, the looks on their faces as they try to figure out how you got the meat so perfect will be priceless.

Many thanks for turning me onto this, as this is the first I have heard of it, and I do a ton of cooking.Cheers

Glad to hear it!  Post pictures of your experiments in the next Steak thread!


Oh, dude, I will for sure.   I'm wondering - recommendations for the vaccum sealing?  I've used them for my, um, "flowers", but perhaps there is a best option?
 
2013-02-17 10:06:32 AM

DirkValentine: Oh, dude, I will for sure.   I'm wondering - recommendations for the vaccum sealing?  I've used them for my, um, "flowers", but perhaps there is a best option?


Vacuum sealers all pretty much work on the same principle, and they all last for about as long as you can keep the pump from getting full of gunk from blood/marinades/sauces and that sort of thing.  Since it's going to fail eventually, I'd start with a cheap one.  The one I linked above is the cheapest I saw on Amazon (~$40), and the reviews say it works just fine.  You'll need either some sealing bags (easy to find) or a roll of sealing plastic that you can make into bags with the sealer.

Just toss your meat in with some fresh herbs and whatever marinade you want. The cool thing about the vacuum is, it causes the cell membranes near the edges of the food to burst, so you get great capillary action on whatever liquid you put in the bag. The marinade is almost instant. (Also, you can use this action to make awesome pickles out of any vegetable you want basically instantly.  At my restaurant the cooks called them "quickles".)
 
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