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(Huffington Post)   Protip: If you're going to burglarize a house, be sure it doesn't belong to the police chief   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-15 04:15:50 AM  
On the contrary, they'd never expect it.
 
2013-02-15 04:19:45 AM  
Gyrfalcon's Law in action.
 
2013-02-15 04:41:14 AM  
And the closure rate for citizen on cop crime remains 100%.  Check that against the regular old shiatty citizen victims burglary closure rate.
 
2013-02-15 04:49:30 AM  
I wouldnt normallyt rust a reporter make passable toilet paper, but in this case, I believe that police chiefe actually used the term "unfortunable".  nuff said
 
2013-02-15 04:52:09 AM  
that was a disaster
 
2013-02-15 04:55:41 AM  
Faces of meth..before and after
 
2013-02-15 05:12:18 AM  
.....while the more horrendous crime-the account of said burglary-goes unpunished:


"I wouldn't want to see them in prison for the rest of their lives, but unfortunable that's where they're heading with behavior like this....."

"You never know who's house you're breaking into and you never know what could happen...."


*rapid left eye twitch*
 
2013-02-15 05:24:07 AM  
I think the Rticle waz rittn on a droid phone kayboard,
 
2013-02-15 05:36:32 AM  

Apos: .....while the more horrendous crime-the account of said burglary-goes unpunished:


"I wouldn't want to see them in prison for the rest of their lives, but unfortunable that's where they're heading with behavior like this....."

"You never know who's house you're breaking into and you never know what could happen...."


*rapid left eye twitch*

You know that the quoted portion is attributed to a man that can kick your door in and shoot your dog if he can bully one person into saying they got their pot from someone at your address, right?  sleep well.
 
2013-02-15 06:07:28 AM  
i only rob police chefs and the food police.
/so what i'm not funny. i have a right to post
 
2013-02-15 06:11:06 AM  
not used to seeing underage alleged perpetrators names in news articles. much less their pics. PD professional courtesy me guesses.
 
2013-02-15 06:19:33 AM  

thisisarepeat: Apos: .....while the more horrendous crime-the account of said burglary-goes unpunished:


"I wouldn't want to see them in prison for the rest of their lives, but unfortunable that's where they're heading with behavior like this....."

"You never know who's house you're breaking into and you never know what could happen...."


*rapid left eye twitch*
You know that the quoted portion is attributed to a man that can kick your door in and shoot your dog if he can bully one person into saying they got their pot from someone at your address, right?  sleep well.


In all fairness he only said it out loud, it was the poor excuse for a journalist that actually spelled it 'who's' instead of 'whose'.
 
2013-02-15 06:40:52 AM  
"They just chose my house," Brinkley, 48, told The Huffington Post. "I wouldn't want to see them end in prison for the rest of their lives, but this is Texas, where we have no problem killing tards and queers, so these kids will be put down faster a watered down beer at a Texas University football game."
 
2013-02-15 06:55:09 AM  
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GOLDIE !!!
 
2013-02-15 07:20:15 AM  
 
2013-02-15 07:24:03 AM  
They'll burn the place to the ground.
 
2013-02-15 07:58:35 AM  
Well that certainly could have gone better for them i guess
 
2013-02-15 09:12:25 AM  
Real pro tip:  If you get caught robbing the police chief's house, you are not a pro.

My dad told me, he once pulled this off with the chief home.  It was back in the early 1960's in the middle of the night, and when the chief gave chase my dad scrambled under the patrol car and the cop followed.  My dad wasn't alone and as soon as he was clear, his cohorts slashed the tires pinning the chief under the patrol car.  They kept their faces out of view of the chief, which is why they never got caught, but did hose him down with water on a very cold night.

When asked why he did it, my dad replied the cop was a prick, always targeting kids for traffic stops.
 
2013-02-15 01:11:52 PM  
It must have been an American house, because elsewhere the house would have been burgled instead of burglarized.
 
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