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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Walmart: Cum for the low prices   (koat.com) divider line 135
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25872 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2013 at 8:37 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-14 07:43:15 PM
"You win the toss."
 
2013-02-14 08:22:07 PM
Ok SOMEONE is going to court for stealing my name
 
2013-02-14 08:33:34 PM
www.southernsavers.com
 
2013-02-14 08:33:39 PM
i.imgur.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-02-14 08:35:10 PM
Did he say "I can smell your c*nt"?
 
2013-02-14 08:40:54 PM
He "threw" semen? This guys more talented than me, apparently.
 
2013-02-14 08:42:43 PM
Still cleaner than most things you touch in a walmart.
 
2013-02-14 08:42:44 PM
threw or ejaculated

Wait... What?
 
2013-02-14 08:43:48 PM
That doesn't seem right.
 
2013-02-14 08:44:40 PM
Sex crime. Welcome to a lifetime on the registry, Einstein.
 
2013-02-14 08:44:55 PM
I guess the prices finally went up.
 
2013-02-14 08:45:14 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
2013-02-14 08:45:22 PM
At Walmart, not only are prices dropping - so are loads...
 
2013-02-14 08:46:03 PM
I didn't think the Semenole tribe was that far west.
 
2013-02-14 08:47:07 PM
I'm actually surprised this didn't take place at Target.
 
2013-02-14 08:47:26 PM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

Wanted for questioning.


www.wearysloth.com
MIGGS! YOU STUPID F*CK!

Trivia note: The guy in this scene was none other than Chef Brockett himself.

exhibit.fredrogerscenter.org
Enjoy your blown mind and murdered childhood.
 
2013-02-14 08:47:53 PM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

Wanted for questioning.


i759.photobucket.com

"Miggs, you stupid f*ck!"
 
2013-02-14 08:48:04 PM
+1 for not spitting it
 
2013-02-14 08:48:34 PM
I jizz hope the women can swallow this humiliation and get on with their lives.
 
2013-02-14 08:48:42 PM
Dammit!
 
2013-02-14 08:49:46 PM
There is a land of dusty roads
Tumbleweeds and horny toads
It never rains, it never snows
And the wind, it always blows.
How we live God only knows
New Mexico, New Mexico.
 
2013-02-14 08:50:15 PM
Ha ha ha - that picture looks a lot like me! I showed it to my wife and she agreed. My alibi is airtight, though - I live in Hawaii and I haven't been off this island since mid-2012.
 
2013-02-14 08:51:07 PM

Miss Stein: Dammit!


Gotta be quick on the draw in Fark City Ma'am.
 
2013-02-14 08:51:25 PM
  hate to be the cop that has to handcuff this guy..
 
2013-02-14 08:52:09 PM
And I thought porn shop arcade customers were bad.
 
2013-02-14 08:52:35 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-14 08:52:40 PM
I bet he pleads out to the judge saying it is a native american ritual to throw his vital essence at fat white chicks to appease the gods of the hunt.

I bet he ends of being mexican.
 
2013-02-14 08:53:44 PM

Atomic Spunk: Ha ha ha - that picture looks a lot like me! I showed it to my wife and she agreed. My alibi is airtight, though - I live in Hawaii and I haven't been off this island since mid-2012.


Your name is also thoroughly relevant.
 
2013-02-14 08:54:18 PM
If he'shiat only two women, how can they say he "arbitrarily" chooses his victims? Is that code for one of them was ugly?
 
2013-02-14 08:54:58 PM
it's good to have hobbies
 
2013-02-14 08:55:38 PM

TV's Vinnie: Enjoy your blown mind and murdered childhood.


That's the oddest cross-casting discovery since Breaking Bad / Airplane!
 
2013-02-14 08:55:44 PM
Someone has a fundamental misapprehension as to how babby is formed...
 
2013-02-14 08:57:07 PM

SevenizGud: Sex crime. Welcome to a lifetime on the registry, Einstein.


At least this guy deserves to be on it.  Who throws jit at random women in Walmart?  It is not like he got caught pissing behind the dumpster at the Walmart.

/DNA tests will prove his guilt or innocence.
 
2013-02-14 08:58:03 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: He "threw" semen? This guys more talented than me, apparently.


That's hedgehog level.  People like us can't hope to match it.
 
2013-02-14 08:59:03 PM
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
 
2013-02-14 08:59:09 PM

LordOfThePings: TV's Vinnie: Enjoy your blown mind and murdered childhood.

That's the oddest cross-casting discovery since Breaking Bad / Airplane!


"He's all over the place. What an asshole."
 
2013-02-14 08:59:10 PM

Igor Jakovsky: SevenizGud: Sex crime. Welcome to a lifetime on the registry, Einstein.

At least this guy deserves to be on it.  Who throws jit at random women in Walmart?  It is not like he got caught pissing behind the dumpster at the Walmart.

/DNA tests will prove his guilt or innocence.


you don't know it's his jism

or do you?
 
2013-02-14 08:59:42 PM

atomic-age: If he'shiat only two women, how can they say he "arbitrarily" chooses his victims? Is that code for one of them was ugly?


He'll hit whomever he has on hand.
 
2013-02-14 09:01:42 PM
      I couldn't sleep at all last night...
 
2013-02-14 09:01:53 PM
What is really irking me is why he apparently had some on hand to throw at someone. this almost sounds premeditated. Or was she in the way of him buying a box of tissues to clean up?

These questions need answered.

/Thanks Obama.
 
2013-02-14 09:02:40 PM

LordOfThePings: TV's Vinnie: Enjoy your blown mind and murdered childhood.

That's the oddest cross-casting discovery since Breaking Bad / Airplane!


I dont know, Breaking bad/Malcolm in the Middle Dad is still a pretty odd cross casting discovery imo.
 
2013-02-14 09:05:10 PM
If this had happened in LA, would cops be running around jerking off on innocent civilians?
 
2013-02-14 09:07:04 PM
What a news. I have become surprised. How can anybody do this? What a shameless man.
Jemee
 
2013-02-14 09:09:30 PM

Popcorn Johnny: If this had happened in LA, would cops be running around jerking off on innocent civilians?


   PJ...I'll give you this..You are consistent!
 
2013-02-14 09:09:41 PM
This guys areal NutJob.
 
2013-02-14 09:09:48 PM

Popcorn Johnny: If this had happened in LA, would cops be running around jerking off on innocent civilians?


No, they'd throw all the citizens in a cabin, then set it on fire.
 
2013-02-14 09:10:37 PM
img600.imageshack.us  static6.businessinsider.com
 
2013-02-14 09:10:50 PM
Guy sounds like a real jerk.

/Came for Multiple Miggs, leaving satisfied
 
2013-02-14 09:11:50 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

He said "I can smell your coupons..."

*Because I am Featured Partner you may read my posting, but please, no comments
 
2013-02-14 09:11:51 PM
It's WalMart. I'm always expecting someone to throw semen on me when I go to WalMart.
 
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