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		Man discovers 16 cats trapped without food or water in a foreclosed house. He promptly transports all of them to the vet, and pays $1000 for their exams and treatment. Someone invite this guy to join us on Caturday (winknews.com)		1319
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yobbery		2013-02-14 09:03:03 PM

Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
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lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:03:21 PM

laulaja: At Long Last I's here, have rung up the phone #, left my cell & requested gal who picked up to request Damon ring me back. No ain't been drinkin', not allowed to any more.

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credit sherpa, mid March past. await cell to ring.

Good on you...hope you hear back!

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:03:32 PM

tigerose: Supposedly this is Damon Sleicher's office phone number. He works for an Insurance company in Cape Coral. (239) 549-6255 ? Cape Coral Insurance center. Who is game to call?

I must've lost my damn mind... of course now he's likely got my phone number on his caller ID and will report me to the FCC.... it's been nice knowing you all!

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:03:57 PM

The Ice Queen: This in my India. She was found abandoned in a house with 25 cats and only a pizza left on the floor. A couple of rescues got in and rescued them and split the cats between them. She had been at the shelter for several years becuase a) she's a black cat and b) she's very shy.

However, as you can now tell, she's a camera whore :)
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And a very lovely one, at that!!! :D

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:04:15 PM

The Ice Queen: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

So wouldn't that be a ded eggz?

Not dead, just zero motility... ;-)

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:04:54 PM

yobbery: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x531]

Oh!! Poor babby Bisquit!! I know it had to be done, but......poor babby!

laulaja		2013-02-14 09:04:58 PM

GoodSearched white pages for Cape Coral, no luck, natch.

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:06:07 PM

yobbery: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x531]

Ded spermz AND a shaved pussy! Damn good thing it's after dark, mister!

tigerose		2013-02-14 09:06:13 PM

John Buck 41: OlderGuy: I will be monitoring while I call my 'lil sis'.. today is her birthday...

My daughter's (30th!) birthday today. Yikes. When your child is turning 30, you know you're gettin' up there.

Just wait til she turns 50! I will be Nifty 50 this year..My Mom insists I cannot be that old! Because that makes her older.. :) My son will be 19 this year. I still remember seeing him in the operating room! There is joy in them thar years!

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:06:22 PM

yobbery: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x531]

Is this shaving thing a permanent solution to his horrible hairballs???

yobbery		2013-02-14 09:06:37 PM

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:07:52 PM

tigerose: John Buck 41: OlderGuy: I will be monitoring while I call my 'lil sis'.. today is her birthday...

My daughter's (30th!) birthday today. Yikes. When your child is turning 30, you know you're gettin' up there.

Just wait til she turns 50! I will be Nifty 50 this year..My Mom insists I cannot be that old! Because that makes her older.. :) My son will be 19 this year. I still remember seeing him in the operating room! There is joy in them thar years!

I agree - my daughter claims she's 21, but there is NO way that is possible. I mean, if that were the case, I'd have to be Eleventy seven or something! But I am only Plenty-nine!

I_fling_poo		2013-02-14 09:08:56 PM

Sadie Anne is a cutie patootie.

Lola and I finished this lap blanket and sent it off to the local humane society so they can auction it and other donations furnished by other people for building monies.

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:10:49 PM

I_fling_poo: Sadie Anne is a cutie patootie.
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Lola and I finished this lap blanket and sent it off to the local humane society so they can auction it and other donations furnished by other people for building monies.
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I think Lola wants one of her own, in colors to match her own lovely palette, please...

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:11:09 PM

I_fling_poo: Sadie Anne is a cutie patootie.
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 333x500]

Lola and I finished this lap blanket and sent it off to the local humane society so they can auction it and other donations furnished by other people for building monies.
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You kittehs are so sweet, but, I just LOVE Sadie Ann's face!!! :D

yobbery		2013-02-14 09:11:49 PM

lilyspad: yobbery: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x531]

Is this shaving thing a permanent solution to his horrible hairballs???

Well....it was either that or Nair.

Actually, he seems like he's into it. It makes him look like a little kid again.

tigerose		2013-02-14 09:12:07 PM

reigning.cats.and.dogs: tigerose: Supposedly this is Damon Sleicher's office phone number. He works for an Insurance company in Cape Coral. (239) 549-6255 ? Cape Coral Insurance center. Who is game to call?

I must've lost my damn mind... of course now he's likely got my phone number on his caller ID and will report me to the FCC.... it's been nice knowing you all!

Well, you and laulaja..:) I was gona call on Friday..I haz no shame! I am sure he will be puzzled and amused! I am sure some caturdites will donate to the shelter that took them in. Win/ win.

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:13:06 PM

Lily "rocks" the eyeliner, but lacks the "eyebrow" effect.....

rev. dave		2013-02-14 09:14:27 PM

My cat was a rescue from foreclosure. But was outside when rescued.

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:15:03 PM

yobbery: lilyspad: yobbery: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x531]

Is this shaving thing a permanent solution to his horrible hairballs???

Well....it was either that or Nair.

Actually, he seems like he's into it. It makes him look like a little kid again.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x548]

Is that going to be a full-time solution? Does he have to always be shaved?? Or is it until you and the vet can come up with something else? Just curious.... loves me some Sweet Biscuit! :D

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:16:50 PM

James72		2013-02-14 09:17:10 PM

Sophie says Happy Caturday everyone!

Well, she will after she finishes destroying that peacock feather.

Update from last week. That wound is healing fine. She was a bit annoyed that the vet shaved the hair around it so the scab wouldn't envelope her fur, but she forgot about all about it after a treat and some scritches behind her ears.

John Buck 41		2013-02-14 09:17:31 PM

tigerose: John Buck 41: OlderGuy: I will be monitoring while I call my 'lil sis'.. today is her birthday...

My daughter's (30th!) birthday today. Yikes. When your child is turning 30, you know you're gettin' up there.

Just wait til she turns 50! I will be Nifty 50 this year..My Mom insists I cannot be that old! Because that makes her older.. :) My son will be 19 this year. I still remember seeing him in the operating room! There is joy in them thar years!

She was the first baby born in our town's health center. More of a walk-in care/clinic, it is far from a 'hospital'. The OB told us "We can have this baby here in my office (it was 6am) or quite possibly in an ambulance en route to Bangor or Blue Hill."

We looked at each other and said "here sounds good". She was born an hour later.

laulaja		2013-02-14 09:17:46 PM

Shaving only temp solution as Biscuit's Fur Grows Back. Yakko looks only a little furrier than that normally, he's one of Furrnandina's sons. Clipped Wakko with scissors few days ago to remove drooley mats, he's now much better.
Well, reigning, FCC'll be after me too, but I got an excuse cause I'm licensed as N8CGM by them!

While we waits, as it's After Dark in Cinti, Deal With It!
put up by Katimichelle, first on reddit; orig on reddit a year ago with pixydix in original foto

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:18:23 PM

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:19:27 PM

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:21:52 PM

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:22:55 PM

James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x600]

Sophie says Happy Caturday everyone!

Well, she will after she finishes destroying that peacock feather.

Update from last week. That wound is healing fine. She was a bit annoyed that the vet shaved the hair around it so the scab wouldn't envelope her fur, but she forgot about all about it after a treat and some scritches behind her ears.

Good Sophie! Did you ever figure out what caused the wound? Theo likes to play in the kitchen sink - I almost always have the garbage disposal closed off with a sink strainer, but he's very fascinated with it, and will put his tootsies down there if he can (like when the strainer is in the dishwasher - I may need to buy a spare)... scares the crap outta me, even though only Zara would be devious enough to jump up there and flip the switch and she's too chunky to do so...

borg		2013-02-14 09:23:24 PM

I would have just given them a pentobarbital enema or maybe tried to recreate the Battle at Gallipoli with the cats being the ill-fated Australian regiment.

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:24:31 PM

reigning.cats.and.dogs		2013-02-14 09:25:28 PM

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:26:52 PM

Alien bait!!! :D Hellooooo???

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:29:58 PM

tigerose		2013-02-14 09:31:35 PM

John Buck 41: tigerose: John Buck 41: OlderGuy: I will be monitoring while I call my 'lil sis'.. today is her birthday...

My daughter's (30th!) birthday today. Yikes. When your child is turning 30, you know you're gettin' up there.

Just wait til she turns 50! I will be Nifty 50 this year..My Mom insists I cannot be that old! Because that makes her older.. :) My son will be 19 this year. I still remember seeing him in the operating room! There is joy in them thar years!

She was the first baby born in our town's health center. More of a walk-in care/clinic, it is far from a 'hospital'. The OB told us "We can have this baby here in my office (it was 6am) or quite possibly in an ambulance en route to Bangor or Blue Hill."

We looked at each other and said "here sounds good". She was born an hour later.

That is a great story!

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:33:17 PM

sherpa18		2013-02-14 09:33:57 PM

tigerose		2013-02-14 09:34:08 PM

laulaja: Shaving only temp solution as Biscuit's Fur Grows Back. Yakko looks only a little furrier than that normally, he's one of Furrnandina's sons. Clipped Wakko with scissors few days ago to remove drooley mats, he's now much better.
Well, reigning, FCC'll be after me too, but I got an excuse cause I'm licensed as N8CGM by them!

It is the power of google. The info is out there fore anyone who can copy/paste.

I like the tshirt and bra spectacles!..Lol!

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:34:59 PM

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:36:44 PM

laulaja		2013-02-14 09:37:20 PM

I rang up cuz I got me Verizon cell & can do long distance free gratis. Since El Damon was able to leave all 16 at the Vet Care Ctr, bet he's gone home to collapse. Wonder if he'll even dare to go to work tomorrow!
Plumbicon was out doing Singing Valentines all day, 8AM-6PM. Then he tore into my new camera to try to retrieve the coaching vids from my chorus (no luck yet). Also no saving space! Had to attach outboard drive bought for PDFs of chorus music library, not yet begun. But MicroCtr always has drives on sale it seems, so oughta be able to Buy Another furr Intended Purpose soon.
Oh, sorry haven't the foto from his phone of a Leonberger dog where one of the numerous Valentines was delivered. Lovely furry girl ... this foto's from Wikipedia & is a female. Males have a lion-y mane by design. Leonberg is in Baden-Wurttenburg province of Germany, which bet I mis-spelt.
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James72		2013-02-14 09:38:14 PM

reigning.cats.and.dogs: Good Sophie! Did you ever figure out what caused the wound?

Still no idea.

predle		2013-02-14 09:38:15 PM

yobbery		2013-02-14 09:38:42 PM

lilyspad: yobbery: lilyspad: yobbery: Sickapie: reigning.cats.and.dogs: dammitsomuch, tigerose, you are gonna raise the bar so high, NOBODY is gonna be able to compete! Unless we can get spinnyr to toss in some ded spermz... which reminds me - I need to get in touch with her to order more because the kitties love 'em and the puppy eats 'em... I am down (from 4) to two, one of which has no tail...

LMAO!! Upping the ante, eh? SPERMZ!!!

How on earth could anyone resist teh ded spermz!

.....and a shaved pussy.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x531]

Is this shaving thing a permanent solution to his horrible hairballs???

Well....it was either that or Nair.

Actually, he seems like he's into it. It makes him look like a little kid again.
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x548]

Is that going to be a full-time solution? Does he have to always be shaved?? Or is it until you and the vet can come up with something else? Just curious.... loves me some Sweet Biscuit! :D

We plan on keeping him trimmed. Between that and laxatone a couple of times a week that should keep the gut clogging hairballs at bay.
The vet had no other suggestions. They couldn't find anything else wrong with him. There's a holistic vet nearby that we may visit if we feel he's still having hairballs issues. In this case I think a holistic approach might be the best way to help him.

Grooming truck of doom
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some_beer_drinker		2013-02-14 09:40:06 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

Happy Valentine's Day from Lil Bub!

that so cute!

double plus good for the good samaritan . i would have done the same.

sherpa18		2013-02-14 09:41:04 PM

predle		2013-02-14 09:43:09 PM

predle		2013-02-14 09:43:56 PM

lilyspad		2013-02-14 09:44:36 PM

predle		2013-02-14 09:44:51 PM

mousiebelle		2013-02-14 09:45:52 PM

Cassie LOVES her dedd spermz (for some reason she'll only play with the rainbow one, though... not sure what's up with that!)

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I'm about ready to look into shaving Cassie... She's not horking hairballs (or getting them stuck, as far as we know...), but the matting is HORRIBLE!! She's hard to keep brushed, particularly her tummy (which is where the worst mats are). We've been trying to cut them down as far as we can & then try to brush out the rest, but she's NOT impressed... Her mats are really close to the skin, so I'm terrified I'll end up cutting her. Usually the guy holds her down while I work on part of a mat at a time. **Sigh**

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