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(Daily Mail)   Couple get married in IKEA. Will spend wedding night assembling Part A into Slot B. Hopefully none of the nuts are missing   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
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2013-02-14 08:32:34 PM
I'd be more concerned about extra nuts, actually. That would quite spoil the evening.
 
2013-02-14 09:13:42 PM
Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!
 
2013-02-14 09:14:05 PM
pics?

of the couple

i have no ikea and don't care
 
2013-02-14 09:14:57 PM
And suddenly" turning the Allan key" becomes a euphemism.
 
2013-02-14 09:15:45 PM

WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!


Sheeple!
 
2013-02-14 09:18:08 PM
Small people need love too.
 
2013-02-14 09:18:23 PM

WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!



I don't mind people going to wrong way, I just hate the people who stand in the way gawking with their mouth open. When I go to IKEA, I know exactly what I'm there to get and where it is located. Don't get in my way while you and your oversized family make an afternoon of it.

/You not meaning you personally
 
2013-02-14 09:22:00 PM
 
2013-02-14 09:22:32 PM
Ikea stores are a goddam deathtrap.  I can't imagine what would happen if there was a fire or something.  It would go up like a tindirboxxen though.
 
2013-02-14 09:23:00 PM

WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!


I don't stand in your way, so it shouldn't be a problem. Hell. I saw people going the right way and were blocking the path.
 
2013-02-14 09:25:48 PM
IKEA, selling furniture for college kids and divorced men...

/That's Swedish for BUY IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR
 
2013-02-14 09:28:20 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

He said "I can smell your coupons..."

*Because I am Featured Partner you may read my posting, but please, no comments, if you have seen this posted before, you may ignore
 
2013-02-14 09:30:46 PM

skinink: WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!

I don't stand in your way, so it shouldn't be a problem. Hell. I saw people going the right way and were blocking the path.


I hate those bastards, too!
 
2013-02-14 09:31:20 PM
The hour-long ceremony was attended by 80 of Chad and Lynne's closest family and friends, along with 80 Facebook fans who secured an invite to the big day through IKEA's Facebook page


Yea, half the people at my wedding are random strangers, people who thinks a store is their friend.
 
2013-02-14 09:31:56 PM

JJRRutgers: IKEA, selling furniture for college kids and divorced men...

/That's Swedish for BUY IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR


My sister's kid jumped on her IKEA bed and it broke in half right in the middle. Now the poor girl, who was no fatty to begin with, is damn near anorexic because she thinks she has a weight problem.
 
2013-02-14 09:34:18 PM
Are your eyes IKEA? Because I'm lost in them.
 
2013-02-14 09:34:32 PM

WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!


What if I told you that all of those people are me? And my goal is to drive you insane.

/ runs away laughing maniacally

// I keed, I keed
 
2013-02-14 09:35:12 PM

Featured Partner: I am Featured Partner


Pets.com, right?

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-14 09:36:26 PM
I'm typing this on my Ikea computer desk, do I'm getting a kick. Needed something quite small and cheap; Ikea fit the bill. Of course I didn't know it until I after I bought it it was from the children's section...
 
2013-02-14 09:42:12 PM
What a waste. This marriage is going to fall apart within a year.
 
2013-02-14 09:44:54 PM

WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!


After a while you get to know the shortcuts where you can skip whole sections. It feels like cheating.


/I like to live on the edge.
//Subby.
///Have been to the very first IKEA.
////It's round.
//Would not get married there.
 
2013-02-14 09:47:24 PM
Married at IKEA? They are already screwed.
 
2013-02-14 09:49:55 PM
Wow, talk about your big box


store.
 
2013-02-14 09:51:06 PM
Wow, did she buy her rack at Ikea?

Because that thing is HUGE!

/Bööbïës!
 
2013-02-14 09:55:37 PM
She appears to be a ditz. All her brains are in her tits and since he jiggles them, it's like a lobotomy.
 
2013-02-14 10:10:17 PM
I must admit that years ago, they had a few excellent things, and I did get my dressers and bed there, but they were something out of their older stock that was on special so the price was quite good.

Since then, I've been in the store 2-3 times and I have not seen a single piece of furniture that comes close to the stuff I got and the prices are a joke, to the point that I really see no point going back.
 
2013-02-14 10:23:49 PM
I haven't got any of their furniture but I have quite a few things like kitchen cabinets, worktop, chopping board, sink etc plus various utensils and small stuff. Had them a couple of years and so far they have been excellent.
 
2013-02-14 10:24:26 PM

WhippingBoy: Does anyone every get the urge to cock-punch the people who go the "wrong way" at Ikea? Or is it just me?

/Those arrows are painted on the floor for a reason, douchebags!


I actually like going the wrong way, but I am not a prick about it.

Flint Ironstag: WhippingBoy: 

After a while you get to know the shortcuts where you can skip whole sections. It feels like cheating.


And ^that is the best way to get around, especially for the targeted assault style missions: in n' out.
 
2013-02-14 10:27:05 PM
www.chicagonow.com
 
2013-02-14 10:40:40 PM
static.guim.co.uk
/Was not invited
//Pissed
 
2013-02-14 10:58:53 PM
 www.katpath.com
 
2013-02-14 11:06:16 PM

lenfromak:  


I guess the allen wrench is to poke the GIANT hole in the condom?

/I'm sure no woman would notice that hole...unless that bottle represents quite a few more.
 
2013-02-14 11:07:08 PM
You know, it always annoys me to see "insert tab A into slot B" because in actuality that is confusing and not true. Tab A fits into Slot A.

And Luthor is Luthor

/1st world problems
 
2013-02-14 11:10:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 11:11:46 PM
Maximum huge exotic titties alert :P

I would bend her over some particle board furniture

I would buy her a hot dog from the Ikea cafeteria

/Sigh, never mind
 
2013-02-14 11:22:30 PM

Smgth: Wow, did she buy her rack at Ikea?

Because that thing is HUGE!

/Bööbïës!


Certainly not flatpack!  But it could still be fun strapped across the top of a SAAB.
 
2013-02-14 11:26:58 PM

Fano: You know, it always annoys me to see "insert tab A into slot B" because in actuality that is confusing and not true. Tab A fits into Slot A.


I'm glad somebody said this.
 
2013-02-14 11:28:48 PM

Devolving_Spud: Smgth: Wow, did she buy her rack at Ikea?

Because that thing is HUGE!

/Bööbïës!

Certainly not flatpack!  But it could still be fun strapped across the top of a SAAB.


My first job was tying mattresses to the roofs (shouldn't it be rooves?) of cars, but I don't think she's aerodynamicly sound!

/I'd get her home via motorboat though!
 
2013-02-14 11:30:21 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Fano: You know, it always annoys me to see "insert tab A into slot B" because in actuality that is confusing and not true. Tab A fits into Slot A.

I'm glad somebody said this.


We're glossing over the fact subby never said "insert"!

/That bothered me more.
//How does one 'assemble' a tab into a slot at any rate?!
 
2013-02-14 11:40:11 PM
Wait. Something about her picture... did Kitty Yung get a boob job?
 
2013-02-15 01:34:15 AM
damn she is a fine big girl. me like.
 
2013-02-15 01:41:44 AM
So where did they consummate their marriage?

I know where I'd go...

farm8.staticflickr.com

What? It's in the name, innit?
 
2013-02-15 02:36:04 AM
You almost got it subby..

Tab A into Slot B!
 
2013-02-15 02:39:31 AM
+1 subby.
 
2013-02-15 06:14:22 AM
I bet the wedding reception was better than the one you had at your lame wedding:

meganandtimmy.com
 
2013-02-15 10:40:53 AM
Haha, the bitter people commenting that article with their repetive jokes.

God i hate mankind.
 
2013-02-15 10:42:20 AM

whistleridge: I'd be more concerned about extra nuts, actually. That would quite spoil the evening.


What if one is bigger than the other two?
 
2013-02-15 01:39:24 PM
It was from a won contest, folks.
 
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