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(AZCentral)   The Crypt Keeper and her son accused of U-Haul robberies   (azcentral.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-14 09:23:45 PM  
Huh. I thought this story would be about Jan Brewer.
 
2013-02-14 09:49:35 PM  
Sounds like their criminal plans have been laid to rest
 
2013-02-14 09:54:10 PM  
Oh, come on, she can't be that (*click*) ba-AAARRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!

It's like a "Faces of Meth" PSA
 
2013-02-14 10:15:11 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Huh. I thought this story would be about Jan Brewer Gabby Giffords.

 
2013-02-14 10:26:05 PM  
When the page was loading I though this might be about Chandler's mother
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But then again, I'm high
 
2013-02-14 10:32:43 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: When the page was loading I though this might be about Chandler's mother
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But then again, I'm high


I'd Bing it.
 
2013-02-14 11:45:21 PM  
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2013-02-14 11:47:47 PM  
Where did her eyebrows go?
 
2013-02-14 11:48:57 PM  
People who leave their credit cards in a U-Haul storage facility deserve to be robbed
 
2013-02-14 11:52:02 PM  
That was a very crewel and hurtful thing to say subby. You owe Crypt Keeper a apology.
 
2013-02-14 11:52:47 PM  
The son is no Adonis, but he's reasonably attractive -- I wouldn't kick him out of bed.  Though, if the mother is any indication, I'd hate to see a photo of him 25 years from now.
 
2013-02-14 11:52:57 PM  
I've seen people like that walking down the streets of Port Angeles.
 
2013-02-14 11:55:34 PM  

cyberuck: Where did her eyebrows go?


She looks like a natural blonde (her hair has gone darker with age) with naturally light brows.  They were probably sparse to begin with, have thinned as she's gotten older, and she didn't bother to pencil them back on.

That said, that's a rough-looking 54.
 
2013-02-14 11:56:45 PM  
If this had been a Sun article, it would've been "Cute blonde and son accused of U-Haul robberies."
 
2013-02-14 11:57:50 PM  
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Is this not the Crypt Keeper from Arizona with the criminally insane son?
 
2013-02-15 12:02:24 AM  
Ew
 
2013-02-15 12:07:54 AM  
She doesn't look a THING like the Crypt Keeper.

More like a Skesis on a bad hair day.
 
2013-02-15 12:11:25 AM  
is this so they could support her meth habit?
 
2013-02-15 12:14:41 AM  
yeah, not really seeing Crypt Keeper there subby, but whatever, loose resemblance is apparently more greenlit-worthy than a good headline.
 
2013-02-15 12:19:54 AM  
That's not funny, I'm not that ugly!

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2013-02-15 12:21:53 AM  

CheetahOlivetti: Huh. I thought  hoped this story would be about Jan Brewer.



FTFY
 
2013-02-15 12:26:21 AM  

FSTFKL: cyberuck: Where did her eyebrows go?

She looks like a natural blonde . . .


So you're saying she has a blonde bush?

/just askin'
 
2013-02-15 12:26:40 AM  

Shaggy_C: People who leave their credit cards in a U-Haul storage facility deserve to be robbed


The cards were probably stolen or counterfeited.
 
2013-02-15 12:48:55 AM  

Old Huntstein: FSTFKL: cyberuck: Where did her eyebrows go?

She looks like a natural blonde . . .

So you're saying she has a blonde bush?

/just askin'


It's probably thinned as she's gotten older, and she hasn't bothered to pencil it back in. It can be quite the chore to get it to look natural.
 
2013-02-15 12:58:56 AM  
She looks a lot like the Emperor.
 
2013-02-15 11:18:54 AM  
apparently many people on fark don't typically see 50+ year old women who don't have facelifts and tons of makeup caked on. not at all implying she's a good looking woman, but for your average working-class woman she looks about average for mid-50s, especially considering it's a mugshot
 
2013-02-15 02:01:04 PM  

bungle_jr: apparently many people on fark don't typically see 50+ year old women who don't have facelifts and tons of makeup caked on. not at all implying she's a good looking woman, but for your average working-class woman she looks about average for mid-50s, especially considering it's a mugshot


You're her little Roy-toy, aren't you?
 
2013-02-15 03:07:53 PM  
Lost when the pictures met my expectations
 
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