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2013-02-14 06:06:36 PM
Jeopardy Theme.
 
2013-02-14 06:21:04 PM
"I invented the ear worm."

www.startrek.com

"No, I did!"

www.cbc.ca

"You ripped that off my movie just like everything else in your movie."


www.startrek.com

"Yeah well technically, the events in my movie took place before your movie."

www.cbc.ca

"Yes but in my movie there's still a Romulus."

www.startrek.com


"KHAAAAAAAN!"

i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 06:40:56 PM
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2013-02-14 06:46:23 PM
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul
 
2013-02-14 06:51:22 PM
We didn't start the fire. We didn't light it, but we tried to fight it...

/you're welcome
 
2013-02-14 06:51:55 PM
nightgallery.net

Watch out for the eggs.
 
2013-02-14 06:52:27 PM
Jesus.  If I had to hear "How Much Is That Doggie" every day for the rest of my life, I would kill myself.  Full stop.

Of course, I'd end up in hell and have to listen to "Macarena" for the rest of eternity.  Decisions, decisions.
 
2013-02-14 06:52:28 PM
My earworm today is We Love You, early Rolling Stones.  No idea why, haven't heard it in a while.
 
2013-02-14 06:52:34 PM
Deanna Troi?
 
2013-02-14 06:53:47 PM
 
2013-02-14 06:53:48 PM
What's worse than getting an ear worm?

Cancer?
 
2013-02-14 06:53:52 PM
"And Iiiiii-eeeeyiiiiEEEEiiii will alllhallwaaaays loooOOOooove yooooUUUU....."
 
2013-02-14 06:53:56 PM
Came for the Night Gallery ref, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-14 06:53:57 PM
So, it's the song that doesn't end?
 
2013-02-14 06:54:36 PM

Bravo Two: shanrick: Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul


www.goldenagecartoons.com
 
2013-02-14 06:54:36 PM
That's nothing -- I've had the same song stuck in my head for 20 years.

It's called house music.
 
2013-02-14 06:55:36 PM
mna mna ...
 
2013-02-14 06:55:57 PM
Big deal. After In Utero came out, I had the drumbeat to Scentless Apprentice stuck in my head for two years. Not even the song, the drumbeat.

boom boom tak-boof
tak-boom-boom-boom-boom-tak-boof
 
2013-02-14 06:56:27 PM
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND......
 
2013-02-14 06:56:39 PM
shanrick:

Istanbul


A-hole. THANKS!
 
2013-02-14 06:56:50 PM
The BEST song I ever heard to get rid of ear worms is Rush YYZ.

DNRTFA
 
2013-02-14 06:57:06 PM
Louie louie
 
2013-02-14 06:57:12 PM
 
2013-02-14 06:57:21 PM
I met someone that this happened to. I guess it's a small world after all.
 
2013-02-14 06:58:13 PM
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-14 06:59:32 PM

SJKebab: What's worse than getting an ear worm?

Cancer?


Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
 
2013-02-14 07:00:45 PM
What walks down stairs,
alone or in pairs,
and makes a slinkety sound?
 
2013-02-14 07:00:49 PM
Battletoads Pause Music.

Chunka chunka chunka ka ka ka, thump thump thump ka ka ka.
 
2013-02-14 07:02:06 PM

eyeq360: SJKebab: What's worse than getting an ear worm?

Cancer?

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.


Probably should have opted for the hat.
 
2013-02-14 07:02:13 PM
Interior crocodile alligator

Have you seen Lydia?
 
2013-02-14 07:02:58 PM
whatculture.com
 
2013-02-14 07:03:48 PM
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
 
2013-02-14 07:04:13 PM
At least it wasn't the sweet melodies of Ludwig Van.
 
2013-02-14 07:04:23 PM
DON'T STOP. BELEEEEEIIIIIIIIIVIN'. Hold onto that feel-yeah yeaaaahhhhhhhhh.....
 
2013-02-14 07:04:36 PM
It's a small world after all.
 
2013-02-14 07:05:29 PM
shiat, that should've been "BELIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEVIN'"
 
2013-02-14 07:05:38 PM

RedPhoenix122: eyeq360: SJKebab: What's worse than getting an ear worm?

Cancer?

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Probably should have opted for the hat.


I got a hat from the radiation oncology people at the cancer center.  I didn't care too much for the drab gray color.  Nor did I particularly enjoy getting my groin/abdominal area getting nuked for six weeks.
 
2013-02-14 07:06:17 PM
"It's eating out the backs of my eyes!!!!!"

/tom tucker
 
2013-02-14 07:07:03 PM
Here's a little song I wrote,
You might want to sing it note-for-note....
 
2013-02-14 07:07:38 PM
I've had them last sometimes for weeks on end; it's horrible, especially when it gets so bad that I hear the same song in my sleep.  When I've told people how bad it can be, no one has really believed it.  I'm glad to read this article since it proves that I'm not making this up.  Seriously.

/mostly Pet Shop Boys songs
 
2013-02-14 07:08:06 PM
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oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
 
2013-02-14 07:11:38 PM

Bravo Two: this_is_ace: mna mna ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Mc55P1i9g

Phenomenon...


EPIC.
 
2013-02-14 07:11:41 PM
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Round and round the record spins all day
Listen again it takes you far away,
Trying to stop it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle!
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
 
2013-02-14 07:15:06 PM
I was in a grocery store a coupla weeks ago, Elton John is still playin' in my head.

//I guess that's why they call it the blues.
 
2013-02-14 07:15:33 PM

Ishkur: That's nothing -- I've had the same song stuck in my head for 20 years.

It's called house music.


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2013-02-14 07:17:38 PM

signaljammer: I was in a grocery store a coupla weeks ago, Elton John is still playin' in my head.

//I guess that's why they call it the blues.


Laughin like children, livin like lovahs....fapping like thundah....undah the covvvahhhhhhssss....and I guess that's what happens when you give me the blues...
 
2013-02-14 07:18:41 PM
I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

Second verse same as the first
I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am.

Second verse same as the first...
 
2013-02-14 07:20:05 PM
Is it in her ear -- or in her mind?
 
2013-02-14 07:20:07 PM

skinink: I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

Second verse same as the first
I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am.

Second verse same as the first...


Oh-me, oh-my, oh-you 
Whatever shall I do 
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar 
I'd give a lot of dough 
If only I could know 
The answer to my question 
Is it yes or is it no 

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour 
On the bedpost overnight 
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite 
Can you catch it on your tonsils 
Can you heave it left and right 
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour 
On the bedpost overnight 

Here comes a blushing bride 
The groom is by her side 
Up to the altar 
Just as steady as Gibraltar 
Why, the groom has got the ring 
And it's such a pretty thing 
But as he slips it on her finger 
The choir begins to sing 

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour 
On the bedpost overnight 
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite 
Can you catch it on your tonsils 
Can you heave it left and right 
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour 
On the bedpost overnight 

Now the nation rise as one 
To send their only son 
Up to the White House 
Yes, the nation's only White House 
To voice their discontent 
Unto the Pres-I-dent 
They pawn the burning question 
What has swept this continent 

(Lonnie speaks)
If tin whistles are made of tin 
What do they make fog horns out of 
Boom, boom 

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour 
On the bedpost overnight 
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite 
Can you catch it on your tonsils 
Can you heave it left and right 
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour 
On the bedpost overnight 

On the bedpost overnight 

(Man) 
Hello there, I love you and the one who holds you tight

(Lonnie) 
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday 
Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night 

On the bedpost overnight 

(Man) 
A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime 

(Lonnie) 
He's singin' out the chorus 
But he hasn't got the time 

On the bedpost overnight, yeah
 
2013-02-14 07:20:56 PM
Ah there she was just-a walkin down the street singin doo-wa-diddy diddy dum diddy dooo...
 
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