So they got that goin' for them....

Not when I've got the fly rod in my hand.....

Obviously, the fish are turning to drugs because they have low self esteem.

Well at least we're finally giving something back to nature.

Title: antidepressants
Tagline: sedatives
1st sentence: Sleeping pills.

Approves.

/DNRTFA
//Yes, a turtle is not a fish

The last time I went out with a commercial fisherman in Seattle he was bemoaning the lack of catch with the theory that we've already caught all of the salmon with a genetic instinct to strike at bait.  At least now he has an alternate theory for their lack of aggression.

Salmon on Serax?  ttt

What drugged phish might look like:

There's almost nothing left to say in this thread.

Time for a tuna sandwich.

Certain types of aquatic animals get really frisky and go into the whole ejaculating and egg-spraying cycle when you put Prozac into the water.

humanshrapnel: [catandkids.files.wordpress.com image 375x262]

Approves.

/DNRTFA
//Yes, a turtle is not a fish

First thing I thought of.

Fish on pfizer, fish on

Antisocial fish with less fear...sounds as if it gives them a human teenage mentality.  On the other hand, will eating these drugged up, easily-caught fish make a human less anxious?

Welp, time to ban adderall and birth control pills.

Gee, Alex Jones was right. Yet another sign we are in the end times.

stirfrybry: Gee, Alex Jones was right. Yet another sign we are in the end times.

Yeah well, Alex Jones also says dogs can't look up.

And the lions shall lay with the lambs because of the Zoloft in the water.

You know what else is in that water?

Viagra.

This article outed as a joke in 3...2...1...

Maynotlast: This article outed as a joke in 3...2...1...

You pretty much have to make that assumption with The Daily Fail.  I've seen someone point out two articles that used the same stock "weird couple" with completely different names.

Sidebar: "Drugged up Scientists studied the behaviour of perch exposed to a sedative called oxazepam, carried into waterways through sewage "

fishy fishy drugs?

Well, that's just like, your opinion man.

Skarekrough: Not when I've got the fly rod in my hand.....

This.
Oh my god this.

I feel I am contributing here. I piss out Paxil, which eventually mellows out the fish on your plate. It's all good.

Omnivorous: The last time I went out with a commercial fisherman in Seattle he was bemoaning the lack of catch with the theory that we've already caught all of the salmon with a genetic instinct to strike at bait.  At least now he has an alternate theory for their lack of aggression.

So, does he generally believe the opposite of theories he reads about? That, too, could lead to a lack of fish on ice.

It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.

SpdrJay: So they got that goin' for them....

Which is nice...

In other news Fish Drink The Water.

Go to Mexico and fish where nobody drinks the water.

Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.

I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?

Feral_and_Preposterous: Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.


I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?

Dinner AND a date!

/Who says there's no intelligent design?
//I hear mermaids are excellent with a nice rosé sauce.
///As long as they don't have implants.

A-balone. I call shenanigans.

/ Never trust a doctor named Jerker Fick.

Feral_and_Preposterous: Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.


I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?

A million miles from nowhere,
Dragon lance burns hot,
In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost,
Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.
Mmmhm.
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish

Android Ariel: Feral_and_Preposterous: Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.


I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?

A million miles from nowhere,
Dragon lance burns hot,
In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost,
Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.
Mmmhm.
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish

O. M. G!!!

I completely forgot that!

I'm laughing so hard right now.

/Greatest show ever made.

This is due to the water supply being contaminated. We are gonna deal with a lot of fresh water issues this century.

Eat shyte and ,... be happy :)

FTA
Drugged up Scientists studied the behaviour of perch exposed to a sedative called oxazepam, carried into waterways through sewage

/obscure?

Of course that fish is mellow. It's getting a soothing fish massage: