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(Daily Mail)   Fish around the world are becoming easier to catch because they're drugged up on anti-depressants which mellows them out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 50
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2013-02-14 04:05:21 PM
And here people have been telling me it's because we've lost sight of our conservative values.
 
2013-02-14 05:25:32 PM

naughtyrev: And here people have been telling me it's because we've lost sight of our conservative values.


No.  Its conservative values that boost the market for anti-depressants.
 
2013-02-14 06:29:42 PM
So they got that goin' for them....
 
2013-02-14 06:31:22 PM
Not when I've got the fly rod in my hand.....
 
2013-02-14 06:32:30 PM
Obviously, the fish are turning to drugs because they have low self esteem.
 
2013-02-14 06:32:38 PM
www.dvdtalk.com

A mellow Fish?
 
2013-02-14 06:34:00 PM
Well at least we're finally giving something back to nature.
 
2013-02-14 06:37:46 PM
Title: antidepressants
Tagline: sedatives
1st sentence: Sleeping pills.
 
2013-02-14 06:40:14 PM
It sounds like people are just pissing away their sleeping pills
 
2013-02-14 06:40:44 PM
catandkids.files.wordpress.com

Approves.

/DNRTFA
//Yes, a turtle is not a fish
 
2013-02-14 06:44:05 PM
The last time I went out with a commercial fisherman in Seattle he was bemoaning the lack of catch with the theory that we've already caught all of the salmon with a genetic instinct to strike at bait.  At least now he has an alternate theory for their lack of aggression.
 
2013-02-14 06:46:59 PM
Salmon on Serax?  ttt
 
2013-02-14 06:48:55 PM
What drugged phish might look like:
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-02-14 06:49:05 PM
files.coloribus.com
 
2013-02-14 06:54:43 PM
At the rate we're going, homeopathy will start to work.
 
2013-02-14 06:59:05 PM
There's almost nothing left to say in this thread.

Time for a tuna sandwich.
 
2013-02-14 07:00:50 PM
Certain types of aquatic animals get really frisky and go into the whole ejaculating and egg-spraying cycle when you put Prozac into the water.
 
2013-02-14 07:05:12 PM

humanshrapnel: [catandkids.files.wordpress.com image 375x262]

Approves.

/DNRTFA
//Yes, a turtle is not a fish


First thing I thought of.
 
2013-02-14 07:13:29 PM
i22.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 07:14:39 PM
Fish on pfizer, fish on
 
2013-02-14 07:18:19 PM
Antisocial fish with less fear...sounds as if it gives them a human teenage mentality.  On the other hand, will eating these drugged up, easily-caught fish make a human less anxious?
 
2013-02-14 07:20:32 PM
Welp, time to ban adderall and birth control pills.
 
2013-02-14 07:21:24 PM
Gee, Alex Jones was right. Yet another sign we are in the end times.
 
2013-02-14 07:23:02 PM

stirfrybry: Gee, Alex Jones was right. Yet another sign we are in the end times.


Yeah well, Alex Jones also says dogs can't look up.
 
2013-02-14 07:24:38 PM
And the lions shall lay with the lambs because of the Zoloft in the water.
 
2013-02-14 07:35:08 PM
You know what else is in that water?

Viagra.

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-14 07:38:18 PM

scottyvr6: [files.coloribus.com image 600x405]


"New and Improved! New and Improved! LOVE those Joker products!"

/got nuffin
 
2013-02-14 07:47:22 PM
This article outed as a joke in 3...2...1...
 
2013-02-14 07:51:24 PM

Maynotlast: This article outed as a joke in 3...2...1...


You pretty much have to make that assumption with The Daily Fail.  I've seen someone point out two articles that used the same stock "weird couple" with completely different names.
 
2013-02-14 07:51:59 PM
Sidebar: "Drugged up Scientists studied the behaviour of perch exposed to a sedative called oxazepam, carried into waterways through sewage "
 
2013-02-14 08:13:31 PM
I bet they all talk like a melancholy Alan Rickman
 
2013-02-14 08:15:47 PM
This should wipe out the reaming 2% of the original stocks we used to have rather nicely.

We'll be able to tell our grandchildren stories about taking strange animals from the sea and eating them because they were delicious.
 
2013-02-14 08:16:05 PM
cdn.hark.com

fishy fishy drugs?
 
2013-02-14 08:21:36 PM
Well, that's just like, your opinion man.
 
2013-02-14 08:21:59 PM

Skarekrough: Not when I've got the fly rod in my hand.....


This.
Oh my god this.
 
2013-02-14 08:24:22 PM
I feel I am contributing here. I piss out Paxil, which eventually mellows out the fish on your plate. It's all good.
 
2013-02-14 08:40:16 PM

Omnivorous: The last time I went out with a commercial fisherman in Seattle he was bemoaning the lack of catch with the theory that we've already caught all of the salmon with a genetic instinct to strike at bait.  At least now he has an alternate theory for their lack of aggression.




So, does he generally believe the opposite of theories he reads about? That, too, could lead to a lack of fish on ice.
 
2013-02-14 08:51:35 PM
It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.
 
2013-02-14 08:53:26 PM

SpdrJay: So they got that goin' for them....


Which is nice...
 
2013-02-14 08:56:57 PM
In other news Fish Drink The Water.

Go to Mexico and fish where nobody drinks the water.
 
2013-02-14 09:09:27 PM

Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.



I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?
 
2013-02-14 09:40:05 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.


I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?


Dinner AND a date!

/Who says there's no intelligent design?
//I hear mermaids are excellent with a nice rosé sauce.
///As long as they don't have implants.
 
2013-02-14 11:19:37 PM
A-balone. I call shenanigans.

/ Never trust a doctor named Jerker Fick.
 
2013-02-15 01:25:57 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.


I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?


i.imgur.comA million miles from nowhere,
Dragon lance burns hot,
In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost,
Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.
Mmmhm.
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish
 
2013-02-15 01:35:01 AM

Android Ariel: Feral_and_Preposterous: Smgth: It's the circle of life!

We eat antidepressants.
Fish drink our antidepressant pee.
We eat the fish.
We get back the extra antidepressants we peed out!

Everybody wins!

/DNRTFA
//But have heard this news about antidepressants and what not getting into the water and consequently the seafood for YEARS.
///No fish would survive the amount of medications in my urine.


I heard about estrogen in the water, too. Does this mean we'll soon have fish with titties?

/Yay!?

A million miles from nowhere,
Dragon lance burns hot,
In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost,
Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.
Mmmhm.
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish


O. M. G!!!

I completely forgot that!

I'm laughing so hard right now.

/Greatest show ever made.
 
2013-02-15 02:02:00 AM
This is due to the water supply being contaminated. We are gonna deal with a lot of fresh water issues this century.
 
2013-02-15 04:00:11 AM
Eat shyte and ,... be happy :)
 
2013-02-15 04:13:24 AM
FTA
Drugged up Scientists studied the behaviour of perch exposed to a sedative called oxazepam, carried into waterways through sewage
 
2013-02-15 07:26:03 AM
i26.photobucket.com

/obscure?
 
2013-02-15 09:22:20 AM
Of course that fish is mellow. It's getting a soothing fish massage:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
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