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(Orlando Sentinel)   If you don't know how to drive a stick shift, you probably shouldn't try to carjack a Corvette   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 10
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2013-02-14 06:09:14 PM
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lolsheaven.com
2013-02-15 02:29:06 PM
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seelorq: Ferraris


Yes and no.
All ferrari's come in a 6 speed manual, or a paddle shifter(semi-automatic). Few Ferrari's are automatic: Ferrari 400i(built back in the 70's-80's which has a 3 speed auto box) and the other was the ferrari 456 GTA in 1997.

Lamborghini's also come in 6 speed manuals, or paddle shifter (e-gear).

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa is the only person in the world to own a automatic Murciélago.
2013-02-14 11:18:25 PM
1 votes:
Girion47: Automatics are the AOL of the automotive world.

That's beautiful... *sniff, sob*

/I would like to buy that bumper sticker very much.
2013-02-14 08:55:01 PM
1 votes:

kelmeister: I went to the university hospital once, and there was construction so I left my five-speed Civic with the valet. When I came out two hours later, it was sitting where I'd left it, because none of the kids working at the valet station knew how to drive a stick. I still had to pay to get my keys back, but I did not tip.


If you really want to confuse a valet - try giving them a column-shift manual
2013-02-14 07:40:11 PM
1 votes:
All trannys have sticks.
2013-02-14 07:01:51 PM
1 votes:

Deathray187: Umm, most corvettes are autos.


All cars are autos.
2013-02-14 06:53:18 PM
1 votes:

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: I can drive a stick with a cup of coffee in my hand.


You're one of those people that eats a bowl of cereal while driving, aren't you?
2013-02-14 06:09:35 PM
1 votes:
Automatics are the AOL of the automotive world.
2013-02-14 06:08:34 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Headline implies that all Corvettes are stick shifts.


I'm implying that subbys mom likes to drive stick.
2013-02-14 05:11:42 PM
1 votes:
Ah so this story has a happy ending after all.

I hope that Big Mac was worth the felony attempted car jacking charge, genius.  Let the fond memory of that hamburger warm your heart as you get repeatedly raped in prison in the coming years.
 
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