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(KFYI)   Apparently Sen Rubio's awkward pause during his SOTU rebuttal to chug water wasn't so much a flub as it was product placement   (politics.kfyi.com) divider line 128
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2013-02-14 01:56:38 PM
static.guim.co.uk

Doesn't approve because it wasn't Sierra Springs.
 
2013-02-14 01:58:50 PM
A likely story.  He was coming on to America.
 
2013-02-14 02:32:01 PM
Poland Spring. He can't even drink our water, but he wants to be our President.
 
2013-02-14 02:34:50 PM
FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.
 
2013-02-14 02:37:12 PM

born_yesterday: "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too,"


He's going to pee on me?
 
2013-02-14 02:39:13 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: born_yesterday: "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too,"

He's going to pee on me?


"Trickle down" starts to make sense.
 
2013-02-14 02:42:02 PM

St_Francis_P: Poland Spring. He can't even drink our water, but he wants to be our President.


Poland Spring?  Weren't they annexed by Morgan Creek?

www.siyumhaseinfeld.com

...and their stock rose high
 
2013-02-14 03:14:37 PM

born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.


Who is inspired by Marco Rubio?
 
2013-02-14 03:16:40 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: A likely story.  He was coming on to America.


With all his face touching, I think he was just acting out his favorite movie:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-14 03:20:26 PM
It was non-fluoridated, pure 'Merkan water?
 
2013-02-14 03:21:31 PM
they should've just run the speech up the screen like they do in the beginning of the SarWars films & saved Rubio the embarrassment.
 
2013-02-14 03:22:26 PM
For some reason, I don't think Republicans want to be known for reminding people about Poland quite yet.
 
2013-02-14 03:23:54 PM
Another politician firmly in the pocket of Big Water
 
2013-02-14 03:25:29 PM

Car_Ramrod: The My Little Pony Killer: A likely story.  He was coming on to America.

With all his face touching, I think he was just acting out his favorite movie:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 478x258]


isn't face touching usually an indication of deception ?
 
2013-02-14 03:26:06 PM
No love for Zephyrhills?
 
2013-02-14 03:27:03 PM

MFAWG: It was non-fluoridated, pure 'Merkan water?


yup. it's from Maine.
 
2013-02-14 03:28:46 PM

Tymast: isn't face touching usually an indication of deception ?


Actually, with Marco Rubio, his tell is his mouth. If it's open...
 
2013-02-14 03:29:20 PM
These threads are making me regret not watching Rubio's rebuttal.  But it is also one of those feelings that aren't strong enough to make me seek out the video.  I'm living vicariously through you guys.
 
2013-02-14 03:29:57 PM
Because in today's GOP, everything is for sale.

(in all seriousness though, taking advantage of a flubby moment by selling water bottles is probably the savviest thing for them to do right now)
 
2013-02-14 03:32:44 PM
You know the left is really, really desperate when they try to make someone taking a drink of water a "career ending" news story. Liberalism is a MENTAL DISORDER, folks!
 
2013-02-14 03:32:58 PM
So you're paying 25 dollars for Rubio Water™. Just one bottle. Anyone know how I can get in on this money making scheme? It sounds profitable if the rubes who traditionally vote Republican really do want to 'stick it' to those mean old liberals.
 
2013-02-14 03:33:32 PM
............i don't want to be hydrated by Marco Rubio.
 
2013-02-14 03:34:24 PM

karmaceutical: These threads are making me regret not watching Rubio's rebuttal.  But it is also one of those feelings that aren't strong enough to make me seek out the video.  I'm living vicariously through you guys.


Thespeech itself was the same GOP story. "I'm an average Joe because my family has benefited from government programs at one time or another. But government is evil, causes all of our problems, and must be KILLED!!
 
2013-02-14 03:36:16 PM

karmaceutical: These threads are making me regret not watching Rubio's rebuttal.  But it is also one of those feelings that aren't strong enough to make me seek out the video.  I'm living vicariously through you guys.


I hate Rubio as much as the next guy, but it honestly wasn't even notable. He garbled some words, took a sip of water and continued on. I don't know why we're making fun of that when we could be laughing at the actual content of what he said.

Also, here's a 30 second clip of it happening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZxJVnM5Gs
 
2013-02-14 03:36:36 PM
i171.photobucket.com

I remembered Poland.
 
2013-02-14 03:42:33 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: born_yesterday: "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too,"

He's going to pee on me?

That wouldn't hydrate you, he needs to pee into you.
 
2013-02-14 03:43:00 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: born_yesterday: "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too,"

He's going to pee on me?


It's okay, it will trickle down eventually.
 
2013-02-14 03:43:03 PM

born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.


You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.
 
2013-02-14 03:43:56 PM

jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


Yes, everyone is terrified of Marco Rubio. Terrified.
 
2013-02-14 03:45:28 PM
he hydrates you

What is it with Republicans trying to be physically attractive (to women).  First Dan Quayle was supposed to get the female vote because of his looks, then Paul Ryan did the whole Mr. Muscle thing and now Rubio "Hydrates you."  Which I guess is conservative short hand for moistens the lady parts
 
2013-02-14 03:47:07 PM

FIDoAlmighty82: Anyone know how I can get in on this money making scheme?


I'll sell you a way in for $25.00...
 
2013-02-14 03:47:38 PM

jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


We'll see if you're still carrying his water come 2016.
 
2013-02-14 03:48:17 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.

Yes, everyone is terrified of Marco Rubio. Terrified.


Just like we were terrified of Sarah Palin.
 
2013-02-14 03:49:45 PM
Hmm. Republicans are afraid to drink tap water? Are they saying are drinking water is not good enough? Is this a sign that the Republican Party is getting behind Clean Air and Water Legislation? That's it, ladies and gentleman? The Republican Party is Going Granola!
 
2013-02-14 03:50:44 PM

karmaceutical: These threads are making me regret not watching Rubio's rebuttal.  But it is also one of those feelings that aren't strong enough to make me seek out the video.  I'm living vicariously through you guys.


Just watch the clips on the Daily Show--that's what I did.
 
2013-02-14 03:50:48 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: A Dark Evil Omen: jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.

Yes, everyone is terrified of Marco Rubio. Terrified.

Just like we were terrified of Sarah Palin.


You libs are just frightened by strong Republican women.
 
2013-02-14 03:51:34 PM
Impeach his ass and remove him from office
 
2013-02-14 03:51:43 PM

jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


Yeah, those empty platitudes and cliche talking points he used really made me soil my trousers big time.
 
2013-02-14 03:52:10 PM

jjorsett: Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


yes, his stammering delivery was scary & his awkward glare into the camera left me feeling intimidated.
consider my trousers soiled.
 
2013-02-14 03:52:39 PM
BTW, if anyone suffers from this sort of flop sweat and other physical anxiety symptoms during public speaking, talk to your doctor about Propranolol. It's a low level beta blocker which will stop that nervous sweating, flush cheeks, high voice, etc. from adrenaline production in anxious situations. It's really cheap and effective. You only take it when you need it. It's also good if you feel anxious in other situations like parties, interviews, etc. It won't stop the anxiety that may be going on in your brain, but it will prevent sweat dripping down from your temples and inconvenient dodges to water bottles.
 
2013-02-14 03:53:11 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: You libs are just frightened by strong enjoy laughing at stupid Republicans women.

 
2013-02-14 03:54:42 PM

cretinbob: A Dark Evil Omen: You libs are just frightened by strong enjoy laughing at stupid Republicans women.


i611.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 03:56:52 PM
This is Conservative Humor
 
2013-02-14 03:56:54 PM

tony41454: You know the left is really, really desperate when they try to make someone taking a drink of water a "career ending" news story. Liberalism is a MENTAL DISORDER, folks!


jjorsett: You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


These guys were excited about Sarah Palin 4 years ago. lol
 
2013-02-14 03:56:56 PM
Stewart, Colbert, and even Letterman had a field day last night with Rubio's "Watergate" moment.
 
2013-02-14 03:56:58 PM

jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


You can always tell how desperate conservative are to find someone to praise by their rapid attempts to declare fear of someone on the part of the libs.  Remember when the libs were afraid of Sarah Palin?  Yea... how'd that work out for you guys? She's a laughing stock.

You want Rubio... bring 'em on. As long as conservatives continue their losing positions on all manner of social issues, they will continue to be marginalized. Please proceed.
 
2013-02-14 03:57:32 PM

NateGrey: tony41454: You know the left is really, really desperate when they try to make someone taking a drink of water a "career ending" news story. Liberalism is a MENTAL DISORDER, folks!

jjorsett: You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.

These guys were excited about Sarah Palin 4 years ago. lol


Who?
 
2013-02-14 03:58:07 PM
Rubio I drink you up
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup. uh huh.
 
2013-02-14 03:59:26 PM

Mrtraveler01: NateGrey: tony41454: You know the left is really, really desperate when they try to make someone taking a drink of water a "career ending" news story. Liberalism is a MENTAL DISORDER, folks!

jjorsett: You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.

These guys were excited about Sarah Palin 4 years ago. lol

Who?


She's this sort-TV personality who did this crap miniseries on TLC about Alaska a couple years ago. She shows up on Fox now and then but, really, her career hasn't taken off.

I guess she was involved in politics, too, at one point.
 
2013-02-14 03:59:43 PM

jjorsett: born_yesterday: FTFA:  "Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you...he hydrates you too," the page reads.


Take the intellect of Einstein, and the verbal wit of Shakespeare, and you have the exact opposite of everyone involved with this asshole.

You can always tell who libs fear by seeing who they hate. We're four years away from the next presidential election and already the knives are out, so looks like Rubio inspires trouser-soiling dread.


Yeah. And you said the same thing about Sarah Palin. And Michele Bachmann. And Herman Cain.

How did they work out for you?
 
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