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(Gothamist)   It seems ordinary travelers have a problem when celebs bypass JFK security screening   (gothamist.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, JFK, security protocol, Topshop, Security checkpoint, American Airlines  
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15747 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2013 at 2:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-14 11:24:19 AM  
24 votes:
I don't think this is the first time Kim has been taken through the back way.
2013-02-14 03:15:55 PM  
8 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-02-14 02:39:47 PM  
5 votes:
Three opinions about how big her ass is going to be when this is all over.

gothamist.com

/Is Kim still hot? Is the image still hot if I link back to TFA?
2013-02-14 02:45:49 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe if her ass wasn't so big their plane would have arrived sooner.
2013-02-14 02:45:16 PM  
2 votes:
Henri Devereaux shrugs at the masses, insists there's nothing in the rocker panels.
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2013-02-14 02:38:42 PM  
2 votes:
Those two truly deserve each other. I cannot think of two people more suited to be husband and wife. The thing I really can't wait for is when she "breaks" Kanye, and he gets so much plastic surgery he starts looking like a middle-aged lesbian. Like her old bat of a mom did to the once proud Olympian Bruce Jenner.
2013-02-15 10:08:06 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I mean, who has ever heard of a rapper carrying a weapon?
2013-02-14 09:23:15 PM  
1 vote:

Sticky Hands: Somaticasual: Fuggin Bizzy: Three opinions about how big her ass is going to be when this is all over.

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/Is Kim still hot? Is the image still hot if I link back to TFA?

The worst part of that picture is that anyone else doing that would be slammed by the religious right for mocking jesus, but since they're celebrities it's "artsy and hip"..

When I think of the celebrities that the religious right would allow to get away with anything, those are the two that come to mind.


I'm sorry, that would be Pat Boone and Marie Osmond.  Thank you for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you.
2013-02-14 03:55:56 PM  
1 vote:
TSA versus this attention-whoring couple....hard to root for someone in this race.
2013-02-14 03:48:57 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Dear TSA:  Why would you NOT screen her and/or pat her down??

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Fear of catching some disease, like the herps?
2013-02-14 03:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
2013-02-14 03:24:30 PM  
1 vote:

Profedius: The major point of the screening security at an airport is to prevent a person from being able to board a plane with a weapon/explosive device on their person. The likelihood an actor(in her case I use the word extremely loosely which oddly enough also describes her vagina) boarding a plan with ill intent is remarkable low.


Cat Stevens is a Celebrity... Think he would get a pat-down?
2013-02-14 03:06:47 PM  
1 vote:

Somaticasual: Fuggin Bizzy: Three opinions about how big her ass is going to be when this is all over.

[gothamist.com image 500x795]

/Is Kim still hot? Is the image still hot if I link back to TFA?

The worst part of that picture is that anyone else doing that would be slammed by the religious right for mocking jesus, but since they're celebrities it's "artsy and hip"..


When I think of the celebrities that the religious right would allow to get away with anything, those are the two that come to mind.
2013-02-14 02:43:51 PM  
1 vote:

Molavian: Plane should have taken off without them

 sucked them both into its engines.

FTF The World.
2013-02-14 02:41:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hahaha, that pic of KK in the hot pink drogue chute makes me LOL. She's starting to swell up like a balloon already. It's gonna take an army of personal trainers to keep her ass in check now.
2013-02-14 02:34:54 PM  
1 vote:
Good.  fark em.
2013-02-14 02:32:59 PM  
1 vote:
Plane should have taken off without them.
2013-02-14 02:06:22 PM  
1 vote:
BUT THEY'RE BETTER THAN US!!!
2013-02-14 01:20:15 PM  
1 vote:
Galeão-Antonio Carlos Jobim International Airport has the best security of all time!

OF ALL TIME!
2013-02-14 01:13:13 PM  
1 vote:

clancifer: I don't think this is the first time Kim has been taken through the back way.


We're done here.  Turn out the lights on your way out.
2013-02-14 11:07:51 AM  
1 vote:
fark those two worthless wastes of O2!!
 
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