fark those two worthless wastes of O2!!

clancifer: I don't think this is the first time Kim has been taken through the back way.

We're done here.  Turn out the lights on your way out.

Come on, they're celebrities in an emergency. Also, is it snowing in space?

I would rather, those people, bypass normal> security. With the traveling circus that surrounds, those people, I want them and the hassels them come with them to stay away from me.

Good.  fark em.

Who cares?

It's not like they're going to hijack the plane.

Kim and Kanye? They are famous? I'm not sure how.

gopher321: BUT THEY'RE BETTER THAN US!!!

I mean, they are flying commercial. with, like, peasants and whatnot.

Most people should be far more outraged that the congressmen who voted for the inane security measures, and TSA's top brass, bypass the same security measures their voted confidently to impose on everyone else in their country.

//look congressmen, if you're going to subject us to radiation and backscatter scanners, you should damn well do the same.

When I flew last weekend I opted out as I usually do. Both times the blueshirts wanted me to know that the imagers they were using were new style RF scanners and not the backscatter X-ray images. I said it didn't matter, I preferred the pat-down. I don't care if you're using RF, X-ray, orgone or psi waves, you're still not taking pictures of my junk. I don't care if there's an "android" graphic displayed on the screen, that shiat's still being saved on a hard drive somewhere. Also, if people need security theatre to make themselves feel happy, then they can watch me getting frisked while they're on their way to Ft. Lauderdale. Enjoy the reminder.

Those two truly deserve each other. I cannot think of two people more suited to be husband and wife. The thing I really can't wait for is when she "breaks" Kanye, and he gets so much plastic surgery he starts looking like a middle-aged lesbian. Like her old bat of a mom did to the once proud Olympian Bruce Jenner.

Three opinions about how big her ass is going to be when this is all over.



/Is Kim still hot? Is the image still hot if I link back to TFA?

Thoguh: TSA has a policy of not patting down old people, little kids, or anyone famous

Well I think they make exceptions if the old person or child is disabled somehow or wearing medical equipment.

There's a private airport not 45 minutes away from JFK that has corporate and charter planes flying all the damn time. You'd think someone like Kanye would be booking through NetJets, or have his own G5 by this stage of his career. Kills two birds with one stone. Celebs and the like don't have to go through security with the hoi polloi and regular flights don't get delayed because an airline employee wants to kiss famous person ass.

Hahaha, that pic of KK in the hot pink drogue chute makes me LOL. She's starting to swell up like a balloon already. It's gonna take an army of personal trainers to keep her ass in check now.

Molavian: Plane should have taken off without them sucked them both into its engines.

FTF The World.

Fuggin Bizzy: Three opinions about how big her ass is going to be when this is all over.

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/Is Kim still hot? Is the image still hot if I link back to TFA?

The worst part of that picture is that anyone else doing that would be slammed by the religious right for mocking jesus, but since they're celebrities it's "artsy and hip"..

On one hand I take umbrage to the idea of them getting special treatment.  But then the rational part of me says that the whole purpose of screening is to identify threats and, as these are well-known people, they are already known not to be a threat.

Henri Devereaux shrugs at the masses, insists there's nothing in the rocker panels.
 

Maybe if her ass wasn't so big their plane would have arrived sooner.

Diogenes: Put every TSA agent that violates their own codes on the Do Not Fly List.

They are threatening our safety, using their own definition and codes.

I say arrest them.
Put them in Guantanamo.
They are probably terrorists.

oh_please: dramboxf: It's not the bypassing of security that P'd them O, but having to wait an hour for a re-screen.

Yeah. I'd be a bit irritated if I saw them bypass the line, but having to sit on the farking plane for an extra hour? OH HELL NO

The passengers actually got off easy given TSA's history. If it had been anyone else, the entire concourse would have been evacuated and all 15,000 people would have had to go back through security.

When the first celebrity smuggles a bomb onto a plane, I will get outraged. Until then, it just means shorter lines for me. If my rights are going to be trampled on, I want it to be done quickly.

Diogenes: Put every TSA agent that violates their own codes on the Do Not Fly List. out of a job.

FTFY

If they can't manage a private plane, they aren't that special.

X-ray them to a crisp.

blatz514: Dear TSA:  Why would you NOT screen her and/or pat her down??

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oh! I know!

cause she's a cow?

It goes without saying that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby will be the most important baby of all time.

Imma let you finish, as long as you aren't being serious.

I especially love the commends in TFA:

grandeur1: I thought she ain't no hollaback girl?
Midnight Fapper: nah, that's gwen stefani, half her songs are about anal sex.
BrassMonkeyBallz: Citation please
Midnight Fapper: listen to virtually any no doubt / gwen stefani song and read between the lines, it's immediately clear.
BrassMonkeyBalls: Read between my ballz: NO
robingee: shut up

Thoguh: TSA has a policy of not patting down old people, little kids, or anyone famous.  Basically anyone who they could get bad press about if pictures were taken.  It isn't a secret, its in the handbook.

They must have forgotten to read the handbook in Tampa. My sister, brother-in-law and their 18-month old son were all given a 'pat-down' (which would get anyone else a sexual assault charge) and had their luggage dumped out. They inspected my nephew's toys as if they thought they were made from explosives. This was a little less than a month ago. Meanwhile, my wife and I had to wait for them as we had been ushered through a different line that didn't require us to remove shoes or belts, just dump our bags on the conveyor and walk through a metal detector. We saw most of the 'inspection' but knew better than to say anything as we didn't feel like getting tackled, cuffed or molested by the TSA.

Somaticasual: Fuggin Bizzy: Three opinions about how big her ass is going to be when this is all over.

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/Is Kim still hot? Is the image still hot if I link back to TFA?

The worst part of that picture is that anyone else doing that would be slammed by the religious right for mocking jesus, but since they're celebrities it's "artsy and hip"..

Leave the country every now and then. Most all visitors pose that way

Odd Bird: Henri Devereaux shrugs at the masses, insists there's nothing in the rocker panels.
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I get this reference!

So, starring in your own porn flick that your ex leaks makes you a celebrity? or is it that she's married/dating/fking some self absorbed duche who sells records?

I hate celebrities. I hate stuff about celebrities (looking at you TMZ). I hate people who slavishly follow the every utterance, movement and fart of celebrities.
and I'm begining to eye some of you suspiciously

why no, I've not received a Valentine today. Why do you ask?

The major point of the screening security at an airport is to prevent a person from being able to board a plane with a weapon/explosive device on their person. The likelihood an actor(in her case I use the word extremely loosely which oddly enough also describes her vagina) boarding a plan with ill intent is remarkable low.