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		Nice: Parents take adopted child for baby photos. Fark: When he's 13 years old (kdvr.com)		21
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doczoidberg		2013-02-14 01:42:14 PM

6 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: How is 13 year old babby formed?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier 13 year old babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three 13 year old kids. they are taking the three 13 year old babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his 13 year old children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

OneFretAway		2013-02-14 01:42:07 PM

6 votes:

He's not a teenager. He's just in his 55th trimester.

WordyGrrl		2013-02-14 05:40:16 PM

5 votes:

This really is a cute story, and I'd love to see it as part of a campaign to get older kids adopted. The second ad? "Potty training was a breeze with our little Michael. All we had to do was say "It's down the hall, next to your bedroom." He said "Okay, thanks." And that was it! We were done with potty training. Parenting is awesome!"

namegoeshere		2013-02-14 04:17:49 PM

3 votes:

Aw. Sweet. Needs a great big 13 year old footprint, though. Maybe a bronzed gym sneaker.

SomethingToDo		2013-02-14 03:30:59 PM

3 votes:

I love my gay black son!

flux		2013-02-14 02:20:42 PM

3 votes:

neongoats: I thought it was a great story when I read it two days ago. Haters gonna hate. In this case the haters should be punched in the genitals until they die.

Wow... that would take a very long time. Like, death might come not from the actual genital punching, but from dehydration or exposure depending on the circumstances. At some point, you've got a person so weak and close to death that they're unable to move, but still, someone is there, punching them repeatedly in the genitals. You'd have to have a medical professional present to call the time of death, if for no other reason than to let the puncher know when to finally stop punching.

TheOther		2013-02-14 01:45:44 PM

3 votes:

GungFu		2013-02-14 01:53:43 PM

2 votes:

Normal babby photos have their bits hanging out. Just sayin....
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blatz514		2013-02-14 01:44:02 PM

2 votes:

FarkingReading		2013-02-14 01:41:19 PM

2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver		2013-02-14 01:28:45 PM

2 votes:

ITGreen		2013-02-14 05:07:36 PM

1 votes:

namegoeshere: Aw. Sweet. Needs a great big 13 year old footprint, though. Maybe a bronzed gym sneaker.

He'll get too old for this joke eventually.

Like this guy:
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"I'm a good little girl!"

insert sarcastic comment		2013-02-14 03:07:33 PM

1 votes:

flux: neongoats: I thought it was a great story when I read it two days ago. Haters gonna hate. In this case the haters should be punched in the genitals until they die.

Wow... that would take a very long time. Like, death might come not from the actual genital punching, but from dehydration or exposure depending on the circumstances. At some point, you've got a person so weak and close to death that they're unable to move, but still, someone is there, punching them repeatedly in the genitals. You'd have to have a medical professional present to call the time of death, if for no other reason than to let the puncher know when to finally stop punching.

OMFSM....horrifying yet deliciously funny

FatherChaos		2013-02-14 02:06:01 PM

1 votes:

Is being unintentionally sick and twisted an arrestable offense?

blatz514		2013-02-14 01:49:11 PM

1 votes:

thecpt: This is awesome/hilarious .....aweslarious

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The My Little Pony Killer		2013-02-14 01:47:41 PM

1 votes:

Oh no, an adoptive parent is trying things in order to bond with their child. The horror!

thecpt		2013-02-14 01:45:32 PM

1 votes:

This is awesome/hilarious .....aweslarious

Well I use Mac/Linux...		2013-02-14 01:45:14 PM

1 votes:

The wife and I were doing a hospital tour last night (baby due next month). In the hallway they had cork boards filled with baby pictures. Apparently they have people who come around right after the kid is born and try to sell you baby glamor shots. fark that noise. Anyhow, it was all I could do to keep from cracking up at some of them. My favorite was a shot of the hospital from outside, with a disembodied baby's head floating above it in the sky. It was just laughably bad.

Big Man On Campus		2013-02-14 01:43:34 PM

1 votes:

Why not? It worked for Trayvon.

flux		2013-02-14 01:43:30 PM

1 votes:

FTA: Latrell mentioned that he didn't have any pictures of himself when he was born and Mrs Higgins' 12-year-old daughter Alycia suggested recreating a shoot just for him.
'I thought it was funny and that it would be a good idea,' Mrs Higgins said. 'I was very sad too because I didn't have any photos of him either.'
The next day she took a series of pictures of Latrell at home and she recalled that they both laughed 'hysterically' throughout.

There are much, much creepier things than turning a silly idea into a tongue-in-cheek photo shoot where you laugh a lot with your kid.