HotWingConspiracy: How is 13 year old babby formed?
neongoats: I thought it was a great story when I read it two days ago. Haters gonna hate. In this case the haters should be punched in the genitals until they die.
namegoeshere: Aw. Sweet. Needs a great big 13 year old footprint, though. Maybe a bronzed gym sneaker.
flux: neongoats: I thought it was a great story when I read it two days ago. Haters gonna hate. In this case the haters should be punched in the genitals until they die.Wow... that would take a very long time. Like, death might come not from the actual genital punching, but from dehydration or exposure depending on the circumstances. At some point, you've got a person so weak and close to death that they're unable to move, but still, someone is there, punching them repeatedly in the genitals. You'd have to have a medical professional present to call the time of death, if for no other reason than to let the puncher know when to finally stop punching.
thecpt: This is awesome/hilarious .....aweslarious
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