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(Fark)   Can we have this week's food thread early? What's a romantic meal to cook for Valentine's Day?   (fark.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-14 10:33:09 AM  
8 votes:
Sausage and eggs.
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2013-02-14 10:55:32 AM  
4 votes:

IronJelly: Any food you can make heart shaped.  biatches love hearts for some reason.


www.pushindaisies.com

*swoon*
2013-02-14 12:11:54 PM  
2 votes:
I found this great recipe for Dikinabawks.

1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
2013-02-14 10:36:25 AM  
2 votes:

Ras-Algethi: It's unofficial "steak & BJ" day at the Algethi household.


Can I come?  I don't even need any steak
2013-02-14 02:42:43 PM  
1 votes:
i.walmartimages.com
2013-02-14 12:35:38 PM  
1 votes:
I'm making iron skillet seared filets oscar style and little red potatoes with rosemary.
But I'm cheating and using an easy fix bearnaise.
Little Cab, little bubbly with chocolate covered strawberries, then whisk my gal to bed.
Where she will promptly fall asleep.
2013-02-14 11:46:50 AM  
1 votes:
spotted dick
2013-02-14 11:31:54 AM  
1 votes:

IronJelly: Any food you can make heart shaped.  biatches love hearts for some reason.


Grilled cow's heart, FTW?
2013-02-14 11:23:52 AM  
1 votes:
Well tonight is my bowling night so I'm having grilled swiss cheese with bacon and tomato. Probably have a nice helping of cold shoulder when I get home afterwards.
2013-02-14 11:19:06 AM  
1 votes:

kwame: CatherineM: cook naked

I don't know who decided that's supposed to be sexy, but it's really not.  Really, really not.  Changing the air filter on an '84 Buick naked is right about where that sexy level lies.


Cooking naked isn't sexy.  But one of these days I'm going to make a delicious pie and, once it's ready, serve it wearing only an apron and heels with sexy hair and makeup.

Hopefully that will rank above "changing the air filter on an '84 Buick naked."
2013-02-14 11:13:50 AM  
1 votes:
Out to dinner, then home to play "Hide The Weeny".
2013-02-14 11:11:54 AM  
1 votes:
Cocoa & coffee crusted steaks.

Unless your girlfriend is a vegetarian.  Then you should break up with her instead of cooking her dinner.
2013-02-14 11:11:15 AM  
1 votes:

Rev.K: I think I'm getting sick.

My wife and kids are sick.

So we'll probably have chicken soup and go to bed at 7:30....


Then I'll finish the night with my dick.

just thought I'd finish that poem for you
2013-02-14 10:58:53 AM  
1 votes:
Wikipedia says that St. Valentine's patronage includes epilepsy, so I suggest Shake 'n Bake.
2013-02-14 10:58:14 AM  
1 votes:
Bathing in food. I think that's my new thing. At least, I'm going to try and make it a thing.

How many slices of toast would I need to fill a bathtub?
2013-02-14 10:52:21 AM  
1 votes:
Cream filled doughnuts.
2013-02-14 10:35:33 AM  
1 votes:
Greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray.
2013-02-14 10:35:01 AM  
1 votes:
I'm gonna try to make a red wine reduction.  Do biatches like those?
2013-02-14 10:31:20 AM  
1 votes:
We're making corndogs tonight because they're my favorite. Might not seem romantic to anyone else, but that's what I love. Plus, it's sort of like foreplay when he watches me deep throat that dog and homemade batter.
 
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