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(Fark)   Can we have this week's food thread early? What's a romantic meal to cook for Valentine's Day?   (fark.com) divider line 158
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2013-02-14 10:30:28 AM  
Any food you can make heart shaped.  biatches love hearts for some reason.
 
2013-02-14 10:31:20 AM  
We're making corndogs tonight because they're my favorite. Might not seem romantic to anyone else, but that's what I love. Plus, it's sort of like foreplay when he watches me deep throat that dog and homemade batter.
 
2013-02-14 10:31:41 AM  
I am going to cook stuffed acorn squash, and an apple, parsnip and celery soup.
 
2013-02-14 10:32:35 AM  
Anything with garlic.  Or even baked beans.
 
2013-02-14 10:33:09 AM  
Sausage and eggs.
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2013-02-14 10:35:01 AM  
I'm gonna try to make a red wine reduction.  Do biatches like those?
 
2013-02-14 10:35:05 AM  
I'm cooking steak. I was going to ask for everyone's favorite way to do steak. I'm thinking of something I saw on Alton Brown: sear it in a pan & finish it off in the oven.
It's unofficial "steak & BJ" day at the Algethi household.
 
2013-02-14 10:35:33 AM  
Greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray.
 
2013-02-14 10:35:42 AM  

Ras-Algethi: I'm thinking of something I saw on Alton Brown: sear it in a pan & finish it off in the oven.


That's how I do it.
 
2013-02-14 10:36:09 AM  
We're having seared scallops with broccoli rabe
 
2013-02-14 10:36:25 AM  

Ras-Algethi: It's unofficial "steak & BJ" day at the Algethi household.


Can I come?  I don't even need any steak
 
2013-02-14 10:37:35 AM  
Six dozen oysters sprinkled with powdered rhino horn.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 10:38:57 AM  

melaniethepanda: We're making corndogs tonight because they're my favorite. Might not seem romantic to anyone else, but that's what I love. Plus, it's sort of like foreplay when he watches me deep throat that dog and homemade batter.


...do you use mustard?  This is important.
 
2013-02-14 10:40:16 AM  
I think I'm getting sick.

My wife and kids are sick.

So we'll probably have chicken soup and go to bed at 7:30.
 
2013-02-14 10:41:32 AM  
We're having crab cakes.  I could probably make them heart-shaped.
 
2013-02-14 10:42:24 AM  

IronJelly: Any food you can make heart shaped.  biatches love hearts for some reason.


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2013-02-14 10:43:28 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: Sausage and eggs.
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What makes it even funnier is that the fridge is empty.
 
2013-02-14 10:44:49 AM  

MBK: melaniethepanda: We're making corndogs tonight because they're my favorite. Might not seem romantic to anyone else, but that's what I love. Plus, it's sort of like foreplay when he watches me deep throat that dog and homemade batter.

...do you use mustard?  This is important.


Yes. And ketchup. But not blended. I make a pile of each, dip once into one, eat, then once into the other and eat.
 
2013-02-14 10:44:55 AM  
I'm making garlic butter shrimp, parmesan mushroom risotto, and broccoli rabe. Don't tell him, it's a surprise.
 
2013-02-14 10:46:21 AM  

melaniethepanda: We're making corndogs tonight because they're my favorite. Might not seem romantic to anyone else, but that's what I love.


My wife wanted fresh ground hamburgers with bleu cheese on homemade soughdough buns.  So, that's what she's gonna get.

Plus, it's sort of like foreplay when he watches me deep throat that dog and homemade batter.

And that's where the similarity ends.
 
2013-02-14 10:46:29 AM  
Going out for Belizean   food.  biatch lovesBelizean  food.
 
2013-02-14 10:46:34 AM  
Idk, I've made lots of stuff over the years.  Braised lamb shanks in a red wine reduction, homemade chicken alfredo over linguine, coq au vin.

This afternoon I am having tortellini and spinach in a garlic cream sauce with sausage and a glass of white wine.  For dinner, it will be sushi and champagne.
 
2013-02-14 10:47:20 AM  
I HATE  broccoli rabe.  It tastes like poison
 
2013-02-14 10:52:21 AM  
Cream filled doughnuts.
 
2013-02-14 10:52:38 AM  
Donut filled cream
 
2013-02-14 10:55:05 AM  
I'd like to go home and find my bathtub full of chicken soup.

That seems appealing to me right now.

F*ck I feel awful.
 
2013-02-14 10:55:32 AM  

IronJelly: Any food you can make heart shaped.  biatches love hearts for some reason.


www.pushindaisies.com

*swoon*
 
2013-02-14 10:55:34 AM  
Fried spam and eggs.

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2013-02-14 10:55:44 AM  
She gets her favorites all week, but I don't know if she's realized I've been doing it.  Brussels sprouts last night.  Maybe fish and chips tonight.
 
2013-02-14 10:57:43 AM  
she made sushi for me last night.

we do valentine's day in reverse around here, because I'm the man.
 
2013-02-14 10:58:14 AM  
Bathing in food. I think that's my new thing. At least, I'm going to try and make it a thing.

How many slices of toast would I need to fill a bathtub?
 
2013-02-14 10:58:37 AM  
I actually might stop and pick up a pizza tonight. I don't know if I feel like cooking..
 
2013-02-14 10:58:53 AM  
Wikipedia says that St. Valentine's patronage includes epilepsy, so I suggest Shake 'n Bake.
 
2013-02-14 10:59:07 AM  
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2013-02-14 10:59:13 AM  
I didn't really answer your question. I don't know what "romantic" food is.. whatever you like to eat, I guess..
 
2013-02-14 10:59:16 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Fried spam and eggs.

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How about a  Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
 
2013-02-14 11:00:06 AM  

Raging Thespian: [semencookbook.jpg]


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2013-02-14 11:00:43 AM  

CatherineM: I actually might stop and pick up a pizza tonight. I don't know if I feel like cooking..


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2013-02-14 11:01:29 AM  

Rev.K: Bathing in food. I think that's my new thing. At least, I'm going to try and make it a thing.


Yeah, let us know how getting those noodle stars out of your butthole works.
 
2013-02-14 11:02:04 AM  

Solid State Vittles: Wikipedia says that St. Valentine's patronage includes epilepsy, so I suggest Shake 'n Bake.


"Baby, I'm your patron tonight, and I'm going to have you seizing all night long.
 
2013-02-14 11:02:23 AM  

CatherineM: I don't know what "romantic" food is.. whatever you like to eat, I guess..


It also needs to be something that doesn't make you too tired to have sexy time and it's also a good idea if it doesn't make anyone fart.
 
2013-02-14 11:03:24 AM  
If you're a guy, subby, then quit kidding yourself, that's not a meal.  It's barely an amuse-bouche.
 
2013-02-14 11:04:45 AM  
I had a request for tacos and smoked sausage..
 
2013-02-14 11:06:02 AM  
Future Mr. Mouse texted me earlier saying that after sexy time tonight he's going to make a pancake dinner with an abundance of bacon. I'm just glad he offered to cook for a change.
 
2013-02-14 11:06:30 AM  

melaniethepanda: We're making corndogs tonight because they're my favorite. Might not seem romantic to anyone else, but that's what I love. Plus, it's sort of like foreplay when he watches me deep throat that dog and homemade batter.


*swoon*
 
2013-02-14 11:06:44 AM  
Something light.
 
2013-02-14 11:06:53 AM  
 basemetal: MAN Cream filled doughnuts.

FTFY
 
2013-02-14 11:07:43 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: CatherineM: I actually might stop and pick up a pizza tonight. I don't know if I feel like cooking..

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What gave it away?

kwame: CatherineM: I don't know what "romantic" food is.. whatever you like to eat, I guess..

It also needs to be something that doesn't make you too tired to have sexy time and it's also a good idea if it doesn't make anyone fart.


Have sex first, then cook naked..
 
2013-02-14 11:08:03 AM  

IronJelly: biatches love hearts for some reason.


Sluts hate being called biatches.
 
2013-02-14 11:08:45 AM  

kwame: CatherineM: I don't know what "romantic" food is.. whatever you like to eat, I guess..

It also needs to be something that doesn't make you too tired to have sexy time and it's also a good idea if it doesn't make anyone fart.


Farting during sexytime is usually frowned upon.

Usually.
 
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