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(Mother Jones)   "The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton"   (motherjones.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, FreedomWorks, female intern, Matt Kibbe, panda suit, White House Counsel, Dick Armey, pandas, George H. W. Bush  
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2013-02-14 10:34:19 AM  
lol.
 
2013-02-14 10:44:43 AM  
Now I have a mental image of Sexual Harassment Panda giving a bj to Hillary Clinton.
 
2013-02-14 10:46:58 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Now I have a mental image of Sexual Harassment Panda giving a bj to Hillary Clinton.


I'm thinking parody of that scene from The Shining.
 
2013-02-14 10:49:47 AM  
They're just asking questions. Strange, creepy questions that make you really appreciate Rule 34.
 
2013-02-14 10:54:53 AM  
Stay classy Republicans.
 
2013-02-14 11:02:04 AM  
I'm thinking of a sequel to Ted.

But my oh my, I must say I'm enjoying Mr. Armey watching his Frankenstein monster run amok.

Pretty complicated, bureaucratic, and wealthy for grassroots organization, eh Dick?
 
2013-02-14 11:13:19 AM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2013-02-14 11:27:19 AM  
Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers.  Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was "an inside joke."

Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican humour.

/[theshining]
 
2013-02-14 11:48:58 AM  

WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: Now I have a mental image of Sexual Harassment Panda giving a bj to Hillary Clinton.

I'm thinking parody of that scene from The Shining.


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-14 12:04:29 PM  
There is something seriously, disturbingly wrong with some people.
 
2013-02-14 12:05:33 PM  
I kinda want to see it.
 
2013-02-14 12:06:42 PM  
 And Regnery and Martin have questioned FreedomWorks sources about management and personnel matters. A former FreedomWorks official says Kibbe and Brandon ran the group as a "cult of personality" geared toward promoting Kibbe, and that Kibbe at times issued crude guidelines for hiring women based on their appearance. The investigators, according to a witness interviewed by them, have "asked about a hostile work environment that also included Adam [Brandon] pitting people against each other."
"I heard complaints of insensitive, boorish behavior and of obnoxious references to the condition of pregnancy," Armey says. "Such comments put you in jeopardy of lawsuits." A former FreedomWorks official says, "There was a pattern of misbehavior and inappropriateness that rubbed people the wrong way."


Conservatives not respecting women? I am shocked. Simple shocked.
 
2013-02-14 12:06:56 PM  
They entire right wing media sphere is set up to use the conservative base's fear, ignorance, and bigotry to bilk them out of money.  Given the nature of their base, we are lucky that those in charge are corrupt or incompetent otherwise we'd be a red nation.
 
2013-02-14 12:07:39 PM  
These people are serious political players. They influence legislation.
 
2013-02-14 12:08:29 PM  
So while teabaggers rage against Rove, this is what their money is funding.

Brandon, a former FreedomWorks official says, defended the film, insisting it was creative and funny.

This guy will earn a water carrying trophy this year.
 
2013-02-14 12:08:36 PM  

Lego_Addict: I kinda want to see it.


Especially since it's not actually Hillary, but an intern in a creepy Hillary mask.

/I'll be in my bunk...
 
2013-02-14 12:10:27 PM  
Is the panda black and white?

lolfed.com
 
2013-02-14 12:10:54 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: And Regnery and Martin have questioned FreedomWorks sources about management and personnel matters. A former FreedomWorks official says Kibbe and Brandon ran the group as a "cult of personality" geared toward promoting Kibbe, and that Kibbe at times issued crude guidelines for hiring women based on their appearance. The investigators, according to a witness interviewed by them, have "asked about a hostile work environment that also included Adam [Brandon] pitting people against each other."
"I heard complaints of insensitive, boorish behavior and of obnoxious references to the condition of pregnancy," Armey says. "Such comments put you in jeopardy of lawsuits." A former FreedomWorks official says, "There was a pattern of misbehavior and inappropriateness that rubbed people the wrong way."

Conservatives not respecting women? I am shocked. Simple shocked.


Conservative women would never sue over workplace harassment, would they? They'd just bootstrap themselves to a better job. Maybe something in the sammich making sector.
 
2013-02-14 12:10:56 PM  
There's nothing, NOTHING, about this on FreedomWorks' website.
 
2013-02-14 12:13:39 PM  

red5ish: There's nothing, NOTHING, about this on FreedomWorks' website.


Why haven't they responded to my allegation that the interns were under age......WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!
 
2013-02-14 12:14:09 PM  
I'm curious what this ACTUALLY has to do with Clinton and her ability as a politician. Has anyone got the rundown on this? Is she giving some 'extra' favors to China, or PETA,, something like that?
 
2013-02-14 12:14:10 PM  

Diogenes: I'm thinking of a sequel to Ted.

But my oh my, I must say I'm enjoying Mr. Armey watching his Frankenstein monster run amok.

Pretty complicated, bureaucratic, and wealthy for grassroots organization, eh Dick?


He seems more worried about the possibility of lawsuits than anything else, really.  This is what happens when Dick Armey creates a Dick Army and lets it do its own thing, I guess.
 
2013-02-14 12:17:28 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm curious what this ACTUALLY has to do with Clinton and her ability as a politician. Has anyone got the rundown on this? Is she giving some 'extra' favors to China, or PETA,, something like that?


The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers.  Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was "an inside joke."

farking hell I hope this thing leaks.
 
2013-02-14 12:18:08 PM  

Citrate1007: red5ish: There's nothing, NOTHING, about this on FreedomWorks' website.

Why haven't they responded to my allegation that the interns were under age......WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!


I wonder what they know about that woman that died in 1990
 
2013-02-14 12:18:26 PM  

Lego_Addict: I kinda want to see it.


me too...
 
2013-02-14 12:20:58 PM  
People at FreedomWorks* have absolutely no understanding of either freedom or work.

*All Republicans
 
2013-02-14 12:21:37 PM  
This is appauling! Just because the Republican establishment doesn't want to adjust to the young TEA Party way of doing things, they censor the speach of these two interns who are obviously in love. If they want to find a safe haven for their particular political inclinations, they will be met with open arms by Young Investors for Freedom (YIFF)
 
2013-02-14 12:22:07 PM  
Go on....
 
2013-02-14 12:22:29 PM  
Sounds like Kibbe didn't think his clever plan all the way through.

img.math-fail.com
 
2013-02-14 12:26:21 PM  
f*#%ing furries, man...
 
2013-02-14 12:26:42 PM  
I was drunk, it was late, I had just broken off a three relation and there was this panda sitting alone in one corner.  Best night ever
 
2013-02-14 12:38:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: So while teabaggers rage against Rove, this is what their money is funding.

Brandon, a former FreedomWorks official says, defended the film, insisting it was creative and funny.

This guy will earn a water carrying trophy this year.


Well if it's so creative and funny share it with us and we'll tell you how great it is.
 
2013-02-14 12:39:48 PM  
do want!
 
2013-02-14 12:40:40 PM  
www.geocities.ws
 
2013-02-14 12:42:06 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm curious what this ACTUALLY has to do with Clinton and her ability as a politician. Has anyone got the rundown on this? Is she giving some 'extra' favors to China, or PETA,, something like that?


It was a panda suit. One they had laying around for some other dumb purpose ("panderers", etc).
Sounds like some people clowning around.

And here I was girding up my poutrage.
 
2013-02-14 12:45:53 PM  

illegal.tender: There is something seriously, disturbingly wrong with some people.


Yes there is.  We call them Republicans.
 
2013-02-14 12:48:15 PM  

Citrate1007: They entire right wing media sphere is set up to use the conservative base's fear, ignorance, and bigotry to bilk them out of money.


Bears repeating.
 
2013-02-14 01:00:06 PM  
I'm not sure if I should check YouTube today or tomorrow for the video of someone recreating this splendid idea.
 
2013-02-14 01:01:38 PM  
Proposaurus:  Philip Francis Queeg: A former FreedomWorks official says, "There was a pattern of misbehavior and inappropriateness that rubbed people the wrong way."

Conservatives not respecting women? I am shocked. Simply shocked.

Conservative women would never sue over workplace harassment, would they? They'd just bootstrap themselves to a better job. Maybe something in the sammich making sector.


I loved the comment about rubbing people the wrong way - the video would demonstrate the right way?  And maybe conservative women will do what they have learned from FreedomWorks - how to use this information later to coerce their way up the ladder.  And, thus, a Happy Ending was had by all!

THE END!

And I bet that video will be out within a couple days - possibly a couple hours!  Popcorn time!
 
2013-02-14 01:13:15 PM  
I blame Benghazi.
 
2013-02-14 01:16:36 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Mikey1969: I'm curious what this ACTUALLY has to do with Clinton and her ability as a politician. Has anyone got the rundown on this? Is she giving some 'extra' favors to China, or PETA,, something like that?

The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers.  Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was "an inside joke."

farking hell I hope this thing leaks.


Yeah, pretty "inside", I guess...  I'm not too optimistic about the outcome if it leaks, a bunch of blaming liberals and looking the other way, S.O.P...
 
2013-02-14 01:19:58 PM  

xrayspx: Diogenes: I'm thinking of a sequel to Ted.

But my oh my, I must say I'm enjoying Mr. Armey watching his Frankenstein monster run amok.

Pretty complicated, bureaucratic, and wealthy for grassroots organization, eh Dick?

He seems more worried about the possibility of lawsuits than anything else, really.  This is what happens when Dick Armey creates a Dick Army and lets it do its own thing, I guess.


oh, very nice, mr. xrayspx.  very nice.
 
2013-02-14 01:20:27 PM  
Can someone at least do a good photoshop of what this video might look like? I need this for my fap bank.
 
2013-02-14 01:22:28 PM  
Family values FTW
 
2013-02-14 01:28:06 PM  
The Party of Personal Responsibilty and Family Values everyone!
 
2013-02-14 01:46:54 PM  
that video sounds so WITTY
 
2013-02-14 01:59:25 PM  
Y'know, I actually think Hillary has gotten better looking over the last 4 years. She looks her age, but well. I don't think she's had any work done, but if so, it's very good. Mostly I think she has better stylists. Her hair looks better a bit longer. She has more stylish glasses, better makeup. And she seems to have gotten over that awkward pantsuit phase and into better fitting, more stylish clothes.
I know. Someone will surely retort with pictures of her making weird faces or in what looks to be mid-scream like some harpy. I stand by my assessment.
 
2013-02-14 02:35:12 PM  
Dick Army sounds like a good name for a pron group of male gangbangers.
 
2013-02-14 02:58:57 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm curious what this ACTUALLY has to do with Clinton and her ability as a politician. Has anyone got the rundown on this? Is she giving some 'extra' favors to China, or PETA,, something like that?


It's the republican way. The President is a ni-bong and Hillary is a les-bong, ability has nothing to do with anything as evidenced by their primary choices.
 
2013-02-14 03:15:34 PM  

Dr.Zom: Citrate1007: They entire right wing media sphere is set up to use the conservative base's fear, ignorance, and bigotry to bilk them out of money.

Bears repeating.


As I understand it, there was only one bear this time.
 
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