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(Fark)   On this most joyous of romantic holidays, let us reflect on the very best thing about it...bad Valentine's Day Cards. Post them here   (fark.com) divider line 184
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MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 09:47:00 AM
Plumbers are red,
Hedgehogs are blue,
Will you press start,
and be my player 2?
 
2013-02-14 09:47:44 AM
static-imgs-acf.hereisthecity.com
 
2013-02-14 09:48:20 AM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 09:48:34 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 09:48:56 AM
Smaug's scales are red
The Sting glows blue
I'd travel all of Middle Earth
To bring the One Ring to you
 
2013-02-14 09:48:57 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-14 09:49:20 AM
cdn.someecards.com
 
2013-02-14 09:49:36 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-14 09:50:55 AM
www.guyville.com
 
2013-02-14 09:50:58 AM
Last Valentine's, my son wrote a card to a girl in his class that, essentially, said this:

Happy Valentine's Day. I hope you get better at math.
 
2013-02-14 09:51:03 AM
What rhymes with 'anus'....hmm....
 
2013-02-14 09:51:15 AM
Pretty sure this one was made with kwame in mind.

cdn.someecards.com
 
2013-02-14 09:51:55 AM

ami5000: [www.guyville.com image 405x543]


Nice boudoir shot. Have you lost weight?
 
2013-02-14 09:52:01 AM
I sent out two this morning, just for shiats and giggles.
 
2013-02-14 09:53:02 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Hey, how about a blow job?
 
2013-02-14 09:54:46 AM
cdn.someecards.com
 
2013-02-14 09:55:02 AM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 09:55:02 AM

Al_Ed: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Hey, how about a blow job?


I think this one is for you:
i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 09:55:53 AM
GODDAMMIT AMI
 
2013-02-14 09:56:44 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
Posted in a Nite Krew thread.
 
2013-02-14 09:56:47 AM

ffish: [cdn.someecards.com image 425x237]


Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex tonight
'cause I'm stronger than you
 
2013-02-14 09:57:13 AM

imontheinternet: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x380]
Posted in a Nite Krew thread.


I like the grumpy old man original better.
 
2013-02-14 09:57:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 09:57:51 AM

Ponzholio: ffish: [cdn.someecards.com image 425x237]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex tonight
'cause I'm stronger than you


LOL
 
2013-02-14 09:58:23 AM

mryoop789: I think this one is for you:
[i2.photobucket.com image 420x294]


*sniff*
 
2013-02-14 09:59:32 AM

Al_Ed: mryoop789: I think this one is for you:
[i2.photobucket.com image 420x294]

*sniff*


Drink up, boozy. You'll feel better in no time.
 
2013-02-14 09:59:41 AM

ffish: [cdn.someecards.com image 425x237]


Lol
 
2013-02-14 10:00:30 AM
cdn.someecards.com

Laaaaaaaaaadies ...
 
2013-02-14 10:00:45 AM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 10:01:58 AM

MBK: Smaug's scales are red
The Sting glows blue
I'd travel all of Middle Earth
To bring the One Ring to you


static03.mediaite.com
 
2013-02-14 10:02:35 AM
Protip:

cdn.someecards.com
 
2013-02-14 10:03:19 AM

I_C_Weener: MBK: Smaug's scales are red
The Sting glows blue
I'd travel all of Middle Earth
To bring the One Ring to you

[static03.mediaite.com image 500x300]


cdn.someecards.com
 
2013-02-14 10:03:44 AM

ffish: Protip:

[cdn.someecards.com image 425x237]


LULZ
 
2013-02-14 10:03:51 AM

mryoop789: Drink up, boozy. You'll feel better in no time.


Ouch.
 
2013-02-14 10:05:12 AM

Al_Ed: mryoop789: Drink up, boozy. You'll feel better in no time.

Ouch.


Aw, I'm sorry. I'm just teasing. There, there.
*ass pat*
 
2013-02-14 10:05:44 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-14 10:11:59 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-14 10:16:46 AM

ami5000: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x283]


Hahaha
 
2013-02-14 10:18:56 AM
data.whicdn.com

s4.guyism.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 10:27:52 AM
Valentine's Day is all about being with the one you love and sharing something special.  And by "something special," it does not mean antibiotic resistant STD.
 
2013-02-14 10:28:57 AM
i59.photobucket.com
i59.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 10:29:26 AM

Mangoose: Last Valentine's, my son wrote a card to a girl in his class that, essentially, said this:

Happy Valentine's Day. I hope you get better at math.


God damn, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread while drinking coffee. I literally blew coffee out of my nose.

/now cleaning up my desk and my jacket
 
2013-02-14 10:31:29 AM

CatherineM: [i59.photobucket.com image 259x195]
[i59.photobucket.com image 402x302]


Look, some of us will take any opportunity we can to get some.
 
2013-02-14 10:32:43 AM
Bad valentines cards from Mock the Week.
 
2013-02-14 10:33:44 AM

CatherineM: [i59.photobucket.com image 259x195]
[i59.photobucket.com image 402x302]


You don't uproot a rose, you cut it.

/Just saying....
 
2013-02-14 10:33:57 AM
The best thing about Valentine's Day is all the mid-November babies!

TEAM SCORPIO!
 
2013-02-14 10:34:52 AM

moogrum: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


this is the kind of card i give to people.  i transformed a bat mitzvah card into a birthday card for a guy.
 
2013-02-14 10:35:46 AM
i59.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 10:38:43 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'll fark you with a rake.
 
2013-02-14 10:42:45 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
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