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(Huffington Post)   Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour after doctors learn her hip was torn this way   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Lady Gaga, hip surgery, highest-grossing concert tours  
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5800 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Feb 2013 at 12:25 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-14 12:46:45 PM  
5 votes:

that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler
2013-02-14 12:38:02 PM  
4 votes:
I hope her penis wasn't hurt.
2013-02-14 12:48:34 PM  
2 votes:

nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.

Yeah, but her showman's hip sucks! Badabish!

/Seriously, isn't hip replacement something you need an AARP card for?
2013-02-14 04:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
You know The Replacements are getting back together, maybe they will go on a tour and we could go see them instead.
2013-02-14 03:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.
2013-02-14 02:35:50 PM  
1 vote:
Why is it never lupus?
2013-02-14 02:10:20 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler

2013-02-14 02:09:22 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.
2013-02-14 01:21:31 PM  
1 vote:
Old people problems.

/Without makeup she looks like an old Jewish woman
//Kinda like Jeffrey Ross
2013-02-14 01:09:59 PM  
1 vote:

kanesays: Really wish Oscar Pistorius had been dating her.


2013-02-14 12:58:35 PM  
1 vote:
Really wish Oscar Pistorius had been dating her.
2013-02-14 12:52:19 PM  
1 vote:

Well if she can't dance anymore then Phase 2 of her career as sitting still on benches at KFC restaurants and creeping out the customers is ready to kick in.
2013-02-14 12:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
Probably from all the extra weight she's carrying now. Seriously, biatch got fat.
2013-02-14 12:29:32 PM  
1 vote:
Something Something golfball dimpler
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