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(Huffington Post)   Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour after doctors learn her hip was torn this way   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Lady Gaga, hip surgery, highest-grossing concert tours  
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5798 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Feb 2013 at 12:25 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-14 10:00:24 AM  
3 votes:
I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.
2013-02-14 09:53:27 AM  
3 votes:
Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.
2013-02-14 01:46:33 PM  
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

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There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.
2013-02-14 01:22:51 PM  
2 votes:
anyone else think this is bullcrap and a cover story for shiatty ticket sales?
2013-02-14 10:10:12 AM  
2 votes:
That is a quality headline.
2013-02-14 05:55:05 PM  
1 vote:

Jeff_Reisberg: does this mean one less idiot babbling on about "homosexual rights"?

it's win/win.


She's not dead, you know. And she doesn't call it "homosexual rights". But nice troll attempt.
2013-02-14 04:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
You know The Replacements are getting back together, maybe they will go on a tour and we could go see them instead.
2013-02-14 04:01:08 PM  
1 vote:
Bette Midler had that "mermaid in a wheelchair" routine. Maybe Gaga could rip-off that for her concerts?
2013-02-14 03:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.


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2013-02-14 02:27:50 PM  
1 vote:
The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.
2013-02-14 02:19:44 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: I'd love to wreck that in 30 seconds or less.


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2013-02-14 02:09:22 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.


I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.
2013-02-14 01:46:29 PM  
1 vote:

zinny: Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.


or just play the damn piano:

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2013-02-14 01:32:18 PM  
1 vote:

Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.


this is actually my problem with gaga.  the music is an afterthought  - the spectacle comes first and that very much means that if the show is just gaga onstage sitting and singing her songs, no one will give two shiats in the wind.

/the music is dance garbage with no longevity.  good pop it is not.
2013-02-14 01:29:03 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.


If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.
2013-02-14 01:06:39 PM  
1 vote:
The personification of style over substance.
2013-02-14 12:37:00 PM  
1 vote:
+1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live


I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.
2013-02-14 12:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
Probably from all the extra weight she's carrying now. Seriously, biatch got fat.
2013-02-14 12:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
Her live show was amazing.

I wish her well.
 
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