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(Huffington Post)   Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour after doctors learn her hip was torn this way   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 82
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2013-02-14 09:53:27 AM
Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.
 
2013-02-14 10:00:24 AM
I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.
 
2013-02-14 10:10:12 AM
That is a quality headline.
 
2013-02-14 10:51:45 AM
That's too bad, she was scheduled to be in Tulsa soon, and I had tickets.

/don't own any of her music
//but I wanted to see that show live
///there would be freaks everywhere!
 
2013-02-14 12:29:32 PM
Something Something golfball dimpler
 
2013-02-14 12:29:45 PM
Her live show was amazing.

I wish her well.
 
2013-02-14 12:34:26 PM

Rev.K: That is a quality headline.


This
 
2013-02-14 12:35:16 PM
Probably from all the extra weight she's carrying now. Seriously, biatch got fat.
 
2013-02-14 12:36:53 PM
The surgery for this sucks big time.
Sprinter Tyson Gay cannot even run turns anymore and is in pain every race after the procedure.
Lots of rehab.
My wife has the injury (she is a runner) and is down to running just one day a week but can swim and bike.
 
2013-02-14 12:37:00 PM
+1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live


I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.
 
2013-02-14 12:38:02 PM
I hope her penis wasn't hurt.
 
2013-02-14 12:40:51 PM
I had a view of her tour trucks from my office window on the morning of 2/11.

/Nevar forget
 
2013-02-14 12:46:07 PM

Flab: I had a view of her tour trucks from my office window on the morning of 2/11.

/Nevar forget


CSB!
 
2013-02-14 12:46:45 PM
i6.photobucket.com


that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler
 
2013-02-14 12:48:34 PM

nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.


Yeah, but her showman's hip sucks! Badabish!

/Seriously, isn't hip replacement something you need an AARP card for?
 
2013-02-14 12:49:15 PM
Looks like a female Marilyn Manson
 
2013-02-14 12:50:41 PM

Buttknuckle: CSB!


Someone needs to brush up on their Fark memes.
 
2013-02-14 12:52:04 PM

nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.


I agree with this statement.
 
2013-02-14 12:52:19 PM
i.imgur.com

Well if she can't dance anymore then Phase 2 of her career as sitting still on benches at KFC restaurants and creeping out the customers is ready to kick in.
 
2013-02-14 12:54:58 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.

I agree with this statement.


Me too.
 
2013-02-14 12:55:08 PM
It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.
 
2013-02-14 12:56:05 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hope her penis wasn't hurt.


She actually had a labral tear. That sounds painful.
 
2013-02-14 12:58:35 PM
Really wish Oscar Pistorius had been dating her.
 
2013-02-14 12:58:55 PM

rickythepenguin: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]


that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler


Does anyone have the original for this?
 
2013-02-14 01:03:51 PM
 
2013-02-14 01:06:39 PM
The personification of style over substance.
 
2013-02-14 01:09:59 PM

kanesays: Really wish Oscar Pistorius had been dating her.


Nice!

+1
 
2013-02-14 01:15:31 PM

Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.


I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.
 
2013-02-14 01:21:31 PM
Old people problems.

/Without makeup she looks like an old Jewish woman
//Kinda like Jeffrey Ross
 
2013-02-14 01:22:51 PM
anyone else think this is bullcrap and a cover story for shiatty ticket sales?
 
2013-02-14 01:29:03 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.


If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.
 
2013-02-14 01:32:18 PM

Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.


this is actually my problem with gaga.  the music is an afterthought  - the spectacle comes first and that very much means that if the show is just gaga onstage sitting and singing her songs, no one will give two shiats in the wind.

/the music is dance garbage with no longevity.  good pop it is not.
 
2013-02-14 01:37:00 PM

Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.


That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.
 
2013-02-14 01:38:13 PM

frepnog: this is actually my problem with gaga.  the music is an afterthought  - the spectacle comes first and that very much means that if the show is just gaga onstage sitting and singing her songs, no one will give two shiats in the wind.


I might somewhat want to see David Bowie sit on a barstool and play songs on an accousting guitar.   I'd give a leg to see him as Ziggy Stardust in 1972.
 
2013-02-14 01:41:07 PM
Shame. I guess her just isn't gonna take it anymore.
 
2013-02-14 01:45:53 PM
sigh... not only did the pic not show up, but I can't even form proper sentences. Either I'm too drunk, or not drunk enough.
 
2013-02-14 01:46:29 PM

zinny: Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.


or just play the damn piano:

ranchomurieta.com
 
2013-02-14 01:46:33 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

pampelmoose.com

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com


weirdestband.files.wordpress.com

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com

There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.
 
2013-02-14 01:46:34 PM

Flab: Buttknuckle: CSB!

Someone needs to brush up on their Fark memes.


What is to get?  Besides the sarcasm, of course.
 
2013-02-14 01:47:21 PM
I'd love to wreck that in 30 seconds or less.
 
2013-02-14 01:49:57 PM

InmanRoshi: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

[pampelmoose.com image 270x203]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 270x186]

[weirdestband.files.wordpress.com image 527x364]

[cdn.mos.totalfilm.com image 470x401]

There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.


Yeah if I want to see someone sitting still and singing, I have my pick of open mic nights.
 
2013-02-14 01:51:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: zinny: Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.

or just play the damn piano:

[ranchomurieta.com image 300x314]


OK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8SrlbpJ5A
 
2013-02-14 01:57:46 PM
I heard her labia was torn... ouch
 
2013-02-14 02:09:22 PM

xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.


I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.
 
2013-02-14 02:10:20 PM

rickythepenguin: that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler


That's...unfortunate.
 
2013-02-14 02:14:15 PM

Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.


yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.
 
2013-02-14 02:19:44 PM

vudukungfu: I'd love to wreck that in 30 seconds or less.


www.thenerdpocalypse.com
 
2013-02-14 02:27:50 PM
The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.
 
2013-02-14 02:30:07 PM

frepnog: Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.

yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.


I don't think she's all that unattractive, really. Her face can be pretty sometimes; even in that KFC picture posted above, her face looks nice.

But everything else you said is dead on.  And her music kind of sucks.
 
2013-02-14 02:31:19 PM

Cargo: frepnog: Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.

yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.

I don't think she's all that unattractive, really. Her face can be pretty sometimes; even in that KFC picture posted above, her face looks nice.

But everything else you said is dead on.  And her music kind of sucks.


FTFM.
 
2013-02-14 02:35:50 PM
Why is it never lupus?
 
2013-02-14 02:39:09 PM

Cargo: frepnog: Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.

yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.

I don't think she's all that unattractive, really. Her face can be pretty sometimes; even in that KFC picture posted above, her face looks nice.

But everything else you said is dead on.  And her music kind of sucks.


with enough makeup and a distance of about 10 feet, she approaches cute.

with no makeup and a distance of 12 inches or so she looks like hammered shiat.

she had a sort of nerd-girl cuteness about her when she was 18 or so (mostly because most very young, thin women can look cute unless their face is just unfortunate).  The ensuing 8 years or so have really been rough on her.
 
2013-02-14 03:06:32 PM

doczoidberg: The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-14 03:10:21 PM

ChrisDe: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hope her penis wasn't hurt.

She actually had a labral tear. That sounds painful.


Sounds more like a gynecological problem.

/ At least it ain't centipedes.
 
2013-02-14 03:19:02 PM

vudukungfu: I'd love to wreck that in 30 seconds or less.


Yeah me too. Talent is a huge turn on.

/for me anyway
/also she's pretty hot
 
2013-02-14 03:28:07 PM
My opinion of her raised several notches after her piano duet with Elton John from the Grammys a few
years ago, where she proved that she does, indeed, have actual musical chops.

And I have to admit that I like EDGE OF GLORY and JUDAS and have them on my iPod, even though I
recognize them as the disposable electro pop/dance crap they are.
 
2013-02-14 03:41:06 PM

doczoidberg: The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.


While I'm not a fan, I do think she actually has some talent. The problem is, now days you have to have an over the top live show to be considered a 'talented entertainer'.
 
2013-02-14 04:01:08 PM
Bette Midler had that "mermaid in a wheelchair" routine. Maybe Gaga could rip-off that for her concerts?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 04:11:15 PM
that's a pretty bad sex injury right there.
 
2013-02-14 04:28:14 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: doczoidberg: The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.

While I'm not a fan, I do think she actually has some talent. The problem is, now days you have to have an over the top live show to be considered a 'talented entertainer'.


See:

InmanRoshi: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

[pampelmoose.com image 270x203]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 270x186]

[weirdestband.files.wordpress.com image 527x364]

[cdn.mos.totalfilm.com image 470x401]

There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.

 
2013-02-14 04:56:20 PM
You know The Replacements are getting back together, maybe they will go on a tour and we could go see them instead.
 
2013-02-14 05:00:24 PM

Buttknuckle: Flab: Buttknuckle: CSB!

Someone needs to brush up on their Fark memes.

What is to get?  Besides the sarcasm, of course.


Once upon a time, there was a Farker who said that he had a view of Logan airport from his hotel room on 9/11, so that apparently made his connection to the events that transpired that day special.  It's just like Omarion asking his fans to pray for him because he was in Londond when the subway bombers hit.
 
2013-02-14 05:14:23 PM

Clash City Farker: You know The Replacements are getting back together, maybe they will go on a tour and we could go see them instead.


AWESOME.

/I mean that.
 
2013-02-14 05:34:24 PM

Clash City Farker: You know The Replacements are getting back together, maybe they will go on a tour and we could go see them instead.


During the recording of Sorry Ma a studio visitor noted vomit stains on the ceiling.  An engineer explained, "They barfed into their hands and threw it up there."
 
2013-02-14 05:38:40 PM

frepnog: anyone else think this is bullcrap and a cover story for shiatty ticket sales?


This. It's been fairly well documented that even when her concerts sell out, she still loses money because the costuming and show expenses are beyond belief.  Couple that with the fact that she's earning less and less revenue from her label, I'd say she's going broke FAST.
 
2013-02-14 05:48:05 PM
does this mean one less idiot babbling on about "homosexual rights"?

it's win/win.
 
2013-02-14 05:55:05 PM

Jeff_Reisberg: does this mean one less idiot babbling on about "homosexual rights"?

it's win/win.


She's not dead, you know. And she doesn't call it "homosexual rights". But nice troll attempt.
 
2013-02-14 06:05:38 PM

FooDog: nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.

Yeah, but her showman's hip sucks! Badabish!

/Seriously, isn't hip replacement something you need an AARP card for?


As someone who had a mis-diagnosed spinal issue ("growing pains" growing up because "one leg didn't grow as fast as the other" -- completely wrong they discovered, finally, when I was 23 or 24 and walking with a cane,) plenty of non-crazy things can fark your hips up; they said mine were so worn they'd think I was in my 50s or 60s.

/csb
 
2013-02-14 06:08:08 PM
Indiviual tastes in music can eclectic to say the least....and occasionally there can be a rush to judgement..I did the pop-in at a buddy's house a while back and joined him as he watched television...After about an hour,I'm trying to figure why he's watching a Hanson Brothers video...and why is this video so long???   Turns out it was Children Of The Corn IV.....
 
2013-02-14 06:35:57 PM
i6.photobucket.com

That guy on the right in the hat somehow ended up at a Lady Gaga show.
 
2013-02-14 08:23:23 PM
Looks like a certain meme-forcer has a lot of alts.
 
2013-02-14 08:57:47 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Looks like a certain meme-forcer has a lot of alts.


I don't know why, but this is the only meme to completely irk me
 
2013-02-14 09:14:23 PM
Will she have to share a hospital room with the unfortunate guy who got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler?
 
2013-02-14 09:57:42 PM
i860.photobucket.com
How do ya like them dimples?
 
2013-02-14 11:07:07 PM
I am a bit bummed; I was going to see her in Chicago (only my second "arena" show: my first one being in 1986--Iron Maiden and Twisted Sisier at the Cow Palace).
anyway...
Per the talent vs gimmick arguments, students in my composition classes have been arguing that idea for their first paper. One of the sources quoted in one of the articles I provided (the speaker was Doucette from Matchbox 20, so...) expressed something a lot of the students agreed with:
"Eventually Lady Gaga's not going to be able to wear the meat dress," he says. "But she's not going to have a problem, because she's been, like, I can do this. And when (she) gives you a regular song, that's going to be as shocking as the meat dress, with her sitting there at the piano with no crazy hat on."
here's the article, if ya care:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/27/showbiz/art-pop-music-image
 
2013-02-15 12:25:23 AM
Yea but can she talk that way?

/See what you did
//Don't understand
///DNRTFA
 
2013-02-15 02:05:34 AM
Subby +1
 
2013-02-15 02:25:20 AM
endtimethirtyfour:
"Eventually Lady Gaga's not going to be able to wear the meat dress," he says. "But she's not going to have a problem, because she's been, like, I can do this. And when (she) gives you a regular song, that's going to be as shocking as the meat dress, with her sitting there at the piano with no crazy hat on."

That, and it seems most people in this thread are forgetting how broken the music industry is now.  The only 'hits' we hear on the radio are what megaliths like Clear Channel have run through focus groups after focus groups.

My  wife was dragging me to the show so I pulled her up on spotify.  I can't remember any track names yet but she has some really great stuff that isn't on the radio, both musically and lyrically.  And some of her most powerful stuff is just her on the piano singing 'normal' versions of her pop songs.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lady+gaga+on+piano&oq=la dy +gaga+on+piano
 
2013-02-15 07:44:04 AM

InmanRoshi: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

[pampelmoose.com image 270x203]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 270x186]

[weirdestband.files.wordpress.com image 527x364]

[cdn.mos.totalfilm.com image 470x401]

There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.


Yeah, but I contend something had to be done.  By the late 80s, music had passed beyond the glam stage and was deep into full-on silly.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 10:50:35 AM

rickythepenguin: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]


that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler


came for this.
leaving happy.
 
2013-02-15 12:35:52 PM
She's a talented woman who went to a prestigious music school and has formal training. The show biz types she ran into while trying to get representation told her either that she was not attractive enough or looked too much like Cher (as if Gaga's Little Monsters know who Cher is) and that she had to do something with her image. Pragmatic person that she is, she went along with it and did the bleached hair and funny costumes. It seems that female pop stars are required to do their performances jumping around in sequinned bikinis these days.

Long story short: haters gotta hate. I think she's entertaining and hope she recovers fully from her injury.
 
2013-02-15 02:23:07 PM
but we can still use the golf ball dimpler though right?
 
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