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(Huffington Post)   Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour after doctors learn her hip was torn this way   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 82
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2013-02-14 09:53:27 AM
Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.
 
2013-02-14 10:00:24 AM
I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.
 
2013-02-14 10:10:12 AM
That is a quality headline.
 
2013-02-14 10:51:45 AM
That's too bad, she was scheduled to be in Tulsa soon, and I had tickets.

/don't own any of her music
//but I wanted to see that show live
///there would be freaks everywhere!
 
2013-02-14 12:29:32 PM
Something Something golfball dimpler
 
2013-02-14 12:29:45 PM
Her live show was amazing.

I wish her well.
 
2013-02-14 12:34:26 PM

Rev.K: That is a quality headline.


This
 
2013-02-14 12:35:16 PM
Probably from all the extra weight she's carrying now. Seriously, biatch got fat.
 
2013-02-14 12:36:53 PM
The surgery for this sucks big time.
Sprinter Tyson Gay cannot even run turns anymore and is in pain every race after the procedure.
Lots of rehab.
My wife has the injury (she is a runner) and is down to running just one day a week but can swim and bike.
 
2013-02-14 12:37:00 PM
+1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live


I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.
 
2013-02-14 12:38:02 PM
I hope her penis wasn't hurt.
 
2013-02-14 12:40:51 PM
I had a view of her tour trucks from my office window on the morning of 2/11.

/Nevar forget
 
2013-02-14 12:46:07 PM

Flab: I had a view of her tour trucks from my office window on the morning of 2/11.

/Nevar forget


CSB!
 
2013-02-14 12:46:45 PM
i6.photobucket.com


that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler
 
2013-02-14 12:48:34 PM

nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.


Yeah, but her showman's hip sucks! Badabish!

/Seriously, isn't hip replacement something you need an AARP card for?
 
2013-02-14 12:49:15 PM
Looks like a female Marilyn Manson
 
2013-02-14 12:50:41 PM

Buttknuckle: CSB!


Someone needs to brush up on their Fark memes.
 
2013-02-14 12:52:04 PM

nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.


I agree with this statement.
 
2013-02-14 12:52:19 PM
i.imgur.com

Well if she can't dance anymore then Phase 2 of her career as sitting still on benches at KFC restaurants and creeping out the customers is ready to kick in.
 
2013-02-14 12:54:58 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: nekom: I never cared much for her music, but I do admire the over the top showmanship.  So I wish her well in her recovery.

I agree with this statement.


Me too.
 
2013-02-14 12:55:08 PM
It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.
 
2013-02-14 12:56:05 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hope her penis wasn't hurt.


She actually had a labral tear. That sounds painful.
 
2013-02-14 12:58:35 PM
Really wish Oscar Pistorius had been dating her.
 
2013-02-14 12:58:55 PM

rickythepenguin: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]


that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler


Does anyone have the original for this?
 
2013-02-14 01:03:51 PM
 
2013-02-14 01:06:39 PM
The personification of style over substance.
 
2013-02-14 01:09:59 PM

kanesays: Really wish Oscar Pistorius had been dating her.


Nice!

+1
 
2013-02-14 01:15:31 PM

Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.


I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.
 
2013-02-14 01:21:31 PM
Old people problems.

/Without makeup she looks like an old Jewish woman
//Kinda like Jeffrey Ross
 
2013-02-14 01:22:51 PM
anyone else think this is bullcrap and a cover story for shiatty ticket sales?
 
2013-02-14 01:29:03 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.


If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.
 
2013-02-14 01:32:18 PM

Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.


this is actually my problem with gaga.  the music is an afterthought  - the spectacle comes first and that very much means that if the show is just gaga onstage sitting and singing her songs, no one will give two shiats in the wind.

/the music is dance garbage with no longevity.  good pop it is not.
 
2013-02-14 01:37:00 PM

Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.


That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.
 
2013-02-14 01:38:13 PM

frepnog: this is actually my problem with gaga.  the music is an afterthought  - the spectacle comes first and that very much means that if the show is just gaga onstage sitting and singing her songs, no one will give two shiats in the wind.


I might somewhat want to see David Bowie sit on a barstool and play songs on an accousting guitar.   I'd give a leg to see him as Ziggy Stardust in 1972.
 
2013-02-14 01:41:07 PM
Shame. I guess her just isn't gonna take it anymore.
 
2013-02-14 01:45:53 PM
sigh... not only did the pic not show up, but I can't even form proper sentences. Either I'm too drunk, or not drunk enough.
 
2013-02-14 01:46:29 PM

zinny: Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.


or just play the damn piano:

ranchomurieta.com
 
2013-02-14 01:46:33 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

pampelmoose.com

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com


weirdestband.files.wordpress.com

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com

There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.
 
2013-02-14 01:46:34 PM

Flab: Buttknuckle: CSB!

Someone needs to brush up on their Fark memes.


What is to get?  Besides the sarcasm, of course.
 
2013-02-14 01:47:21 PM
I'd love to wreck that in 30 seconds or less.
 
2013-02-14 01:49:57 PM

InmanRoshi: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: HotWingConspiracy: Commode Eau Dragon: It sucks that humans are incapable of singing while sitting down.

I think that would probably be a disappointing show for her fans.

If they would be disappointed to have only her music at a concert then they must not like her music much.

That's not what they paid for though. Plus the crazy stage show is part of her brand.

[pampelmoose.com image 270x203]

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 270x186]

[weirdestband.files.wordpress.com image 527x364]

[cdn.mos.totalfilm.com image 470x401]

There was a time when it was kinda expected that your musical act would be entertainers who would utilize costumes and spectacle... then the soul crushingly over-earnest 90s came along and sucked the joy out of everything.


Yeah if I want to see someone sitting still and singing, I have my pick of open mic nights.
 
2013-02-14 01:51:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: zinny: Stop wearing ten inch platforms...

/maybe drop down to a nice five or six inch stiletto.

or just play the damn piano:

[ranchomurieta.com image 300x314]


OK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8SrlbpJ5A
 
2013-02-14 01:57:46 PM
I heard her labia was torn... ouch
 
2013-02-14 02:09:22 PM

xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.


I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.
 
2013-02-14 02:10:20 PM

rickythepenguin: that's a shame, especially since the guy on the right evidently got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler


That's...unfortunate.
 
2013-02-14 02:14:15 PM

Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.


yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.
 
2013-02-14 02:19:44 PM

vudukungfu: I'd love to wreck that in 30 seconds or less.


www.thenerdpocalypse.com
 
2013-02-14 02:27:50 PM
The fact that her tour wouldn't work with her just sitting down and singing only proves how talentless she really is.
 
2013-02-14 02:30:07 PM

frepnog: Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.

yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.


I don't think she's all that unattractive, really. Her face can be pretty sometimes; even in that KFC picture posted above, her face looks nice.

But everything else you said is dead on.  And her music kind of sucks.
 
2013-02-14 02:31:19 PM

Cargo: frepnog: Cargo: xanadian: +1.

basemetal: //but I wanted to see that show live

I would also love to see Lady Gaga live, if just for the performance.  Her music is okay.  I suspect she'll continue to mature artistically as time goes by.

I suspect you'll be spectacularly wrong about this.

yeah, she is pretty much already following the Marilyn Manson template - be outrageous, dress like a fool while being unattractive, make music that is an afterthought than barely holds up, be spectacularly popular for a couple years and reach a point where nothing you do is shocking any longer and no one really cares.

she may still sell some records but outrageous only takes you so far.

I don't think she's all that unattractive, really. Her face can be pretty sometimes; even in that KFC picture posted above, her face looks nice.

But everything else you said is dead on.  And her music kind of sucks.


FTFM.
 
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