cretinbob: Third copy I can't explain but if had been laying on his back on the floor when the fire started and the wallet was in his pocket, yes it would have survived intact.
ReverendJasen: If he got multiple valid copies of his license (not hard to do), the DMV would have record of issing them, wouldn't they?
Nebulious: [i25.photobucket.com image 428x244]Looks legit to me.
I_C_Weener: If they bulldoze the site and lose evidence all within 2 weeks like they did at Waco, then I'll start believing in conspiracy.
SheltemDragon: Just chiming in here on the grammar/title side show. Grammatically "Driver License" is the most correct because it is a document authorized the possessor as a "Driver". That being said "Driver's License" isn't really wrong either because the document is one that must be possessed by a legal driver. Or, more accurately, what I am trying to say is, "Yay English for being broken!"
cfroelic: namegoeshere: amindtat: the ha ha guy: cfroelic: It's driver license, not drivers license.No, it's "driver's license", not "driver license".Apparently in CA, it IS driver license:[icenter.ucsd.edu image 225x146]Huh. NY as well. Who knew?I knew
dittybopper: Heh, yeah it is.A couple of problems:1. Dorner wouldn't likely call the news to say "I'm not dead yet!", because it's useful for his mission for everyone to *THINK* he's dead. Police stop doggy-guarding his targets, and the police don't have itchy trigger fingers every time they see a large bald black man. He can go after them at his leisure, secure in the knowledge that they are no longer looking for him. Then, when he's done what he set out to do, he can just walk away.2. What news reader would believe him anyway? He's officially dead. Probably some crackpot. They call us all the time. Bet before the call is over he references Bababooey.
olapbill: cfroelic: The One True TheDavid: cfroelic: It's driver license, not drivers license.Driver's. Possessive apostrophe.No, it's Driver License. No s, no apostrophe. Check the California DMV sitehttp://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/home/dmv.htmdriver? don't even know her.at least up here it's driver's license. Take off eh?
the ha ha guy: cfroelic: It's driver license, not drivers license.No, it's "driver's license", not "driver license".
Snarfangel: cfroelic: It's driver license, not drivers license."I'm 007243911, and I have a license to drive."
Captain Darling: WTF? If Dorner wasn't really the guy in the cabin, he will surely attempt to kill again.
cfroelic: It's driver license, not drivers license.
Captain Darling: From the comments"I try not to be too tinfoil, but burning is really convenient since nobody can eyeball and identify the body that way. It's more important for the LAPD to publicly be seen to kill Dorner than for them to ACTUALLY kill Dorner. Think about it."WTF? If Dorner wasn't really the guy in the cabin, he will surely attempt to kill again. How the hell would it profit the LAPD to fake his death?
vpb: It's funny how these carefully scripted conspiracies always involve really careless oversights like multiple wallets and phony shooting victim photographs.
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