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(CBS Chicago)   This Valentine's Day, use the Rocky Horror method to find out if he or she is right for you   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 77
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2013-02-14 09:56:54 AM  
Sneak into her(or his) room at night and have your way with them a la Dr. Frank-n-furter?
 
2013-02-14 10:22:46 AM  
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains was The Invisible Man Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace It Came From Outer Space And this is how the message ran...

Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet Wo oh oh oh oh oh At the late night, double feature, picture show
 
2013-02-14 10:58:26 AM  
Where's your farking neck?
 
2013-02-14 11:14:18 AM  
Whack them with a pick axe?
 
2013-02-14 11:14:35 AM  
Feed the wife to a flesh eating plant, good idea(geeeeeeez)
 
2013-02-14 11:14:38 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Sneak into her(or his) room at night and have your way with them a la Dr. Frank-n-furter?


"But isn't this NICE!"
 
2013-02-14 11:15:33 AM  
Bloody rubbers?
 
2013-02-14 11:16:45 AM  
No can do.  My corset is at the cleaners.
 
2013-02-14 11:16:47 AM  
A jump to the left?
 
2013-02-14 11:17:32 AM  
In just seven days I can make you a FAAAAG, JUST LIKE YOUR DAAAAAAAAD.
 
2013-02-14 11:20:38 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Sneak into her (or then his) room at night and have your way with them a la Dr. Frank-n-furter?


ftfy
 
2013-02-14 11:22:14 AM  
God that movie is just farking awful.  I'd sooner eat a bullet than ever watch that again.
 
2013-02-14 11:22:58 AM  
In other news, there is no news at all.  None.  Zip.  Nothing of any merit or interest is occurring any place on earth.  So the Columbia Broadcasting System has been reduced to this.  Stay tuned for developments.
 
2013-02-14 11:24:08 AM  
My socks!  I can't move my socks!
 
2013-02-14 11:25:48 AM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: God that movie is just farking awful.  I'd sooner eat a bullet than ever watch that again.


Were you with a crowd that knew the call backs?
 
2013-02-14 11:26:07 AM  
Elbow sex?

It's astounding!
 
2013-02-14 11:27:07 AM  
*throws toast at screen*  lame.
 
2013-02-14 11:31:12 AM  

The Muthaship: Well I use Mac/Linux...: God that movie is just farking awful.  I'd sooner eat a bullet than ever watch that again.

Were you with a crowd that knew the call backs?


I don't know what these words mean.
 
2013-02-14 11:31:23 AM  
Waiting for pic of Susan Sarandon in a bra....
 
2013-02-14 11:33:16 AM  
Get her a satanic mechanic?
 
2013-02-14 11:33:52 AM  

doczoidberg: Waiting for pic of Susan Sarandon in a bra....


Slut!
 
2013-02-14 11:34:04 AM  
Back row sucks, front row swallows. Sit in the middle and get the best of both worlds!
 
2013-02-14 11:34:29 AM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: The Muthaship: Well I use Mac/Linux...: God that movie is just farking awful.  I'd sooner eat a bullet than ever watch that again.

Were you with a crowd that knew the call backs?

I don't know what these words mean.


Are you f*cking with me?

In case you aren't...the movies itself is atrocious (except for Tim Curry, who should have won an Oscar).  But, if you are in a theater with devotees of the film, they yell things at the screen throughout the movie which are hysterical.  I doubt it happens as regularly as it did in my youth, but if you get the chance, it's worth doing once.
 
2013-02-14 11:35:12 AM  
By having sex with a genetically engineered zombie love doll in a gigantic fish tank?
 
2013-02-14 11:38:57 AM  
Looking at a lipstick smudge of a man or woman's lip print, Kett says he can tell a lot about the person's personality.

No shiat.
 
2013-02-14 11:39:24 AM  
www.humanevents.com
 
2013-02-14 11:40:26 AM  
Draw a V on their forehead?
 
2013-02-14 11:42:16 AM  
Fark your sibling?
 
2013-02-14 11:44:25 AM  
Meatloaf again? Eddie! Get your ass off the table!
 
2013-02-14 11:44:32 AM  
The pelvic thrust part?
 
2013-02-14 11:46:01 AM  

The Muthaship: Well I use Mac/Linux...: The Muthaship: Well I use Mac/Linux...: God that movie is just farking awful.  I'd sooner eat a bullet than ever watch that again.

Were you with a crowd that knew the call backs?

I don't know what these words mean.

Are you f*cking with me?

In case you aren't...the movies itself is atrocious (except for Tim Curry, who should have won an Oscar).  But, if you are in a theater with devotees of the film, they yell things at the screen throughout the movie which are hysterical.  I doubt it happens as regularly as it did in my youth, but if you get the chance, it's worth doing once.


My sister made me watch it home when I was just a wee lad.  It was so farking bad, the whole thing felt like some surreal nightmare.  A few years back, my mother in-law said someone at work had lent her a copy and said it was one of her favorites.  My mother in-law popped it in when we were over for dinner one night, despite my warnings.  I left the room to go do anything else.  I don't think they even made it 15 minutes before turning it off.  Now I can sit through some bad movies.  The only other movie I ever walked out of the room on was one of the later Final Destinations.  I made it to almost the 7 minute mark.  My wife (who was the one who wanted to watch it) didn't make it 3 minutes after that.  I've never walked out of a movie in the theater, but came about as close as you can get to it during Dreamcatcher.
 
2013-02-14 11:46:13 AM  

doczoidberg: Waiting for pic of Susan Sarandon in a bra....


The Next Generation:

cnbcsucks.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-14 11:46:15 AM  
Sit on my face and WIGGLE!
 
2013-02-14 11:48:53 AM  
come up to the lab...
 
2013-02-14 11:50:39 AM  
Will my penis fit between her lips? Then she's right for me!
 
2013-02-14 11:51:31 AM  
... and see what's on the slab...
 
2013-02-14 11:52:20 AM  
I see you shiver with antici...
 
2013-02-14 11:56:58 AM  
Well, I saw a girl who was just walking down the street just having a think, so I pulled right up and gave her an evil wink.
 
2013-02-14 11:59:25 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
It's just a feel on the left.
And then restraint on the right.
Put your junk to her lips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-02-14 12:01:54 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: doczoidberg: Waiting for pic of Susan Sarandon in a bra....

The Next Generation:

[cnbcsucks.files.wordpress.com image 490x769]


My god.  I never knew...I'll help.

images.dailyfill.com
 
2013-02-14 12:02:35 PM  
actually....  due to Curry's fantastic performance, Rocky Horror is a pretty watchable movie up until the last 15-20 minutes or so, at which point if you are watching at home feel free to turn it off.

but the film itself?  young, cute susan sarandon - check.  tim curry being brilliant - check.  meatloaf in a fantastic scene - check.

it grows on you.  yeah, it dated.  yeah the movie falls apart in the last 15 minutes or so.  everything up to that is pretty watchable, even more so if you like the music.
 
2013-02-14 12:03:08 PM  
Looking at a lipstick smudge of a man or woman's lip print, Kett says he can tell a lot about the person's personality.

I think if a man is wearing lipstick you don't need to take his lip print to deduce information about him.
 
2013-02-14 12:05:02 PM  
Have a man with no farking neck attempt to explain how you two normal kids ("normal"?! You're virgins!) wound up in lingerie on your front lawn?

probesport: Get her a satanic mechanic?


S&M!!!

// the name of my old troupe
 
2013-02-14 12:10:02 PM  

Sofa King Smart: I see you shiver with antici...


SAY IT!
 
2013-02-14 12:10:45 PM  

Sofa King Smart: I see you shiver with antici...


SAY IT!!!
 
2013-02-14 12:13:04 PM  
... pation.
 
2013-02-14 12:13:20 PM  

timharrod: Sofa King Smart: I see you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!!!


PATION!
 
2013-02-14 12:18:01 PM  
Riff Raff is watching you masturbate.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-02-14 12:19:33 PM  
LIPS LIPS LIPS LIPS LIPS  thank you!
 
2013-02-14 12:25:32 PM  

The Muthaship: Curry


Hehe, here he is with his heart on for Valentines day...


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