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(Slate)   Amazon users rejoice after their angry campaign leads to toy Predator drones (for kids 3 and up) being pulled from the site. Oh, sorry, did we say "pulled from the site?" We meant "sold out in record time"   (slate.com) divider line 66
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2013-02-14 11:09:08 AM
I was all kinds of angry that I wasn't told about these. But they look kind of weak. I need one with at least a 12 inch wing span and at least one nerf missile.
 
2013-02-14 11:18:57 AM
Look, no matter how hard well meaning liberal parents try, you're not going to stop little boys from playing war and pretending to kill each other.

And that's because human beings are fundamentally awful creatures.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 11:33:16 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Look, no matter how hard well meaning liberal parents try, you're not going to stop little boys from playing war and pretending to kill each other.

And that's because human beings are fundamentally awful creatures.


Most drones don't even carry weapons.

It's funny how the word "drone" have become sort of vague shorthand for evil.  Sort of the way that "profiling" has come to mean "racial discrimination" or something like that.
 
2013-02-14 11:49:42 AM
Aww man, that would make a great birthday gift for my nephew.  It would go great with his Playmobil Bank Robber set.
 
2013-02-14 11:50:37 AM
vpb: Most drones don't even carry weapons.

This is something that can't be repeated enough in drone threads.

/libby liberal
//bring on the drones!
 
2013-02-14 12:07:57 PM
Looks like some company with a shiatload of old diecast U2 toys re-purposed their supply
 
2013-02-14 12:17:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was all kinds of angry that I wasn't told about these. But they look kind of weak. I need one with at least a 12 inch wing span and at least one nerf missile.


www.brookstone.com

Click for description. It's big enough that you could outfit it with some sort of small explosive.
 
2013-02-14 12:50:29 PM

jaylectricity: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was all kinds of angry that I wasn't told about these. But they look kind of weak. I need one with at least a 12 inch wing span and at least one nerf missile.

[www.brookstone.com image 700x700]

Click for description. It's big enough that you could outfit it with some sort of small explosive.


Is it quiet enough so I could peer into my neighbors second floor bedroom window at night?
 
2013-02-14 12:51:42 PM
The reviews for the toy are kind of funny, but ultimately filled with the sort of whiny derp about "drones murdering people" that basically boils down to "I want to go back to the good old days of saturation bombing."
 
2013-02-14 12:54:17 PM
Likely snapped up by a collector/reseller, few kids will see them.
 
2013-02-14 12:54:43 PM
so?
 
2013-02-14 12:56:38 PM
A consumer backlash caused by Predator drone toys sold to kids?

This was my first thought

cf1.souqcdn.com
 
2013-02-14 12:56:47 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Look, no matter how hard well meaning liberal parents try, you're not going to stop little boys from playing war and pretending to kill each other.

And that's because human beings are fundamentally awful creatures.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/hot like molten steel
 
2013-02-14 12:57:50 PM

cig-mkr: jaylectricity: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was all kinds of angry that I wasn't told about these. But they look kind of weak. I need one with at least a 12 inch wing span and at least one nerf missile.

[www.brookstone.com image 700x700]

Click for description. It's big enough that you could outfit it with some sort of small explosive.

Is it quiet enough so I could peer into my neighbors second floor bedroom window at night?


Do it in the summer time so the neighbors think the hum of the motors is cicadas. My brother is into remote control copters. He just got a hexacopter and the thing is damned loud.
 
2013-02-14 12:58:31 PM
Stop crying already, the reliance on drones is a good thing. The next revolution will be won with hackers not NRA militiamen.
 
2013-02-14 01:01:36 PM
Stop crying already, the reliance on drones is a good thing. The next revolution will be won withhackers not and NRA militiamen.
 
2013-02-14 01:03:21 PM
Good luck getting it.  I cancelled the last order I will ever place with Amazon today because after 5 days of it showing "In Stock", it still hadn't shipped.  I'm not going to join Prime to get "free shipping" just to get you to process orders in a timely fashion.
 
2013-02-14 01:04:19 PM
Just wait till they see the ESTES Minuteman III models.
 
2013-02-14 01:09:13 PM

duffblue: Being your President for the last decade has taught me that Americans are perfectly fine with having their rights taken away, but it has to be done gradually, and the most "extreme" elements of society need to be targeted first before we can work our way down. So, we started with illegally spying on "suspected terrorists"; then, illegally detaining foreign "suspected terrorists"; then, illegally detaining domestic "suspected terrorists"; then, killing off foreign "suspected terrorists" without evidence; and now we're at the point of killing off domestic "suspected terrorists" without evidence or due process. The next step is redefining what classifies one as a "terrorist", which is already underway. Reading into the philosophy of anarchism? You're probably a "terrorist". Interested in exposing animal cruelty on factory farms? You're probably a "terrorist". Support Occupy Wall Street? You're probably a "terrorist". Care about the environment? You're probably a "terrorist". Want to end the wars? Yep! You're probably a "terrorist". Who isn't a "terrorist", you ask? That answer is simple: if you support the policies of four-term President George W. Obama, pay your taxes, support the system and stay out of my Administration's way, you're probably not a "terrorist". Compliance is patriotic, citizen. Anything short of that only emboldens the evildoers and helps the "terrorists" win.


Smoke more weed Turtle
 
2013-02-14 01:12:03 PM

cgraves67: cig-mkr: jaylectricity: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was all kinds of angry that I wasn't told about these. But they look kind of weak. I need one with at least a 12 inch wing span and at least one nerf missile.

[www.brookstone.com image 700x700]

Click for description. It's big enough that you could outfit it with some sort of small explosive.

Is it quiet enough so I could peer into my neighbors second floor bedroom window at night?

Do it in the summer time so the neighbors think the hum of the motors is cicadas. My brother is into remote control copters. He just got a hexacopter and the thing is damned loud.


Yep, your'e right, the summertime when she probably sleeps nude on top of the covers.
Now I can get rid of the periscope,
 
2013-02-14 01:13:34 PM
Imma let you finish, RQ-1 toy, but the Scan-It Checkpoint toy is the best Amazon Big Brother toy of all time.

ecx.images-amazon.com
If you're a parent, then you've probably been struggling with how to teach your kids about how much fun it is to have your rights systematically stripped from you. Kids today always seem to be whining about freedom and their "Constitutional Right" to be free of warrantless search and seizure and their "right to privacy" (whatever that is). Teaching them to be afraid of "the terrists" and explaining that Islamofascists are a monolithic, unified entity with the sole goal of destroying America because they hate us for our freedoms, so we owe to it eliminate as many freedoms as possible, is really hard. And don't get me started on the times they say, "Daddy, you mean six ounces of liquid in one bottle can blow up a plane, but two three ounce bottles can't??"

Well, now there's a toy to help change all that. Kids can become familiar with the process of search and arbitrary seizure of dangerous items like toothpaste, soda, and aftershave (or TSA). The attention to detail on this toy is great. Notice the Homeland Security Threat Level Advisory glued to the side. See how tiny green and blue are? You'll never need them, because we live in an orange world. That's right, the terrists are right around the corner, maybe under your bed! This will keep a constant, low-level feeling of fear instilled in your kids, just like DHS wants!

For added fun, buy this toy with the TSA Officer Gloves McJellyfinger action figure.
 
2013-02-14 01:13:53 PM
What a toddler three years and older might look like.

i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 01:19:02 PM
I guess I'll have to check amazon now to see if they get any more. My grandson will love it.
 
2013-02-14 01:19:42 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Smoke more weed Turtle


He can't. Government jackbooted thugs will kick in his door in the name of the pointless war on drugs.
 
2013-02-14 01:21:24 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Look, no matter how hard well meaning liberal parents try, you're not going to stop little boys from playing war and pretending to kill each other.


You can do the next-best thing  and throw them out of school for thought crime. It'll be good training for their future as whipped, politically-correct quasi-men.
 
2013-02-14 01:23:26 PM
I'm one of the libbiest libs who ever libbed a lib, but I don't understand why people are upset over toy drones? Do they object to toy airplanes as well?

Little boys are always going to want to play war. Before there were plastic M-16s there were aluminum six-shooters. Before that there were wooden swords. Before that they were probably pelting each other with acorns or something.

Trying to stop them does nothing to address real-world violence.
 
2013-02-14 01:27:55 PM
Anyone else find it funny that people are outraged over toy drones but perfectly fine with oBomba pounding brown people into the stone age with real ones?
 
2013-02-14 01:33:46 PM

jjorsett: Rev. Skarekroe: Look, no matter how hard well meaning liberal parents try, you're not going to stop little boys from playing war and pretending to kill each other.

You can do the next-best thing  and throw them out of school for thought crime. It'll be good training for their future as whipped, politically-correct quasi-men.


Because being a short-tempered, ignorant asshole makes you a real man.

/cry moar
 
2013-02-14 01:34:38 PM
Pfft, this can't even fly.  I'm gonna need a flying toy drone.  Bonus if it could squirt water on people from the air.
 
2013-02-14 01:38:28 PM

Gunslinger013: Anyone else find it funny that people are outraged over toy drones but perfectly fine with oBomba pounding brown people into the stone age with real ones?


No one cares about your "brown people", these are white kids we are trying to save!
 
2013-02-14 01:39:40 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Aww man, that would make a great birthday gift for my nephew.  It would go great with his Playmobil Bank Robber set.


I just noticed: the set comes with a *female* bank robber!  how progressive!
 
2013-02-14 01:40:27 PM
I have 2 still in the packaging. I hide them from my son When the Star Wars Grand Moffs came out, I bought 4. When I came home from work the next day, he found them and opened them all.
 
2013-02-14 01:43:54 PM

PlatinumDragon: Because being a short-tempered, ignorant asshole makes you a real man.

/cry moar


Anyone else wondering how he made the jump from "selling predator drones" to "make you a short-tempered ignorant asshole"?
 
2013-02-14 01:48:15 PM

xen0blue: PlatinumDragon: Because being a short-tempered, ignorant asshole makes you a real man.

/cry moar

Anyone else wondering how he made the jump from "selling predator drones" to "make you a short-tempered ignorant asshole"?


You missed a rather important sentence in your quote.
 
2013-02-14 01:48:23 PM
What a stupid toy. You have to go put the drone in your parents' bathroom and then go sit at your desk and make beeping noises. Doesn't sound very fun to me.

/At least not until you get a real drone starter kit.
 
2013-02-14 01:48:46 PM

xen0blue: PlatinumDragon: Because being a short-tempered, ignorant asshole makes you a real man.

/cry moar

Anyone else wondering how he made the jump from "selling predator drones" to "make you a short-tempered ignorant asshole"?


Beats me. Sort of like the Amazon page in question - a pal sent me that link a couple weeks ago and it was farking hilarious, some of the "reviews" were better-written than most comedies you can watch on the TV.

Sure enough, as soon as the word got out, the review page got flooded with political hacks and people with a sad lack of a sense of humor.
 
2013-02-14 01:50:17 PM
And then you can send it after after your neighbor: Rosy Rottencrotch.
 
2013-02-14 01:51:15 PM

jaylectricity: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was all kinds of angry that I wasn't told about these. But they look kind of weak. I need one with at least a 12 inch wing span and at least one nerf missile.

[www.brookstone.com image 700x700]

Click for description. It's big enough that you could outfit it with some sort of small explosive.


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-14 01:54:11 PM

OldManDownDRoad: xen0blue: PlatinumDragon: Because being a short-tempered, ignorant asshole makes you a real man.

/cry moar

Anyone else wondering how he made the jump from "selling predator drones" to "make you a short-tempered ignorant asshole"?

Beats me. Sort of like the Amazon page in question - a pal sent me that link a couple weeks ago and it was farking hilarious, some of the "reviews" were better-written than most comedies you can watch on the TV.

Sure enough, as soon as the word got out, the review page got flooded with political hacks and people with a sad lack of a sense of humor.


*cough*

You can do the next-best thing and throw them out of school for thought crime. It'll be good training for their future as whipped, politically-correct quasi-men.

But, please, keep acting like I was reacting to the mere mention of the word "drone", instead of the problems hinted at by that other sentence, if it makes it easier to brush off my post.
 
2013-02-14 01:54:41 PM
www.emodels.co.uk

As opposed to these, which drop rose petals on their targets
 
2013-02-14 02:06:00 PM

jaybeezey: Gunslinger013: Anyone else find it funny that people are outraged over toy drones but perfectly fine with oBomba pounding brown people into the stone age with real ones?

No one cares about your "brown people", these are white kids we are trying to save!


The term "brown people" is used for Caucasians that the person using the term just doesn't feel comfortable calling "white" for some reason.
 
2013-02-14 02:08:13 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: vpb: Most drones don't even carry weapons.

This is something that can't be repeated enough in drone threads.



Cameras are more dangerous than missiles.
 
2013-02-14 02:22:59 PM

PlatinumDragon: jjorsett: Rev. Skarekroe: Look, no matter how hard well meaning liberal parents try, you're not going to stop little boys from playing war and pretending to kill each other.

You can do the next-best thing  and throw them out of school for thought crime. It'll be good training for their future as whipped, politically-correct quasi-men.

Because being a short-tempered, ignorant asshole makes you a real man.

/cry moar


You lost me here with your angle
 
2013-02-14 02:26:49 PM
oh man, i better stock up on these:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-14 02:35:16 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: vpb: Most drones don't even carry weapons.

This is something that can't be repeated enough in drone threads.

/libby liberal
//bring on the drones!


And even if they do...even better.

We're never going to stop blowing the shiat out of each other, we might as well minimize our risk. I do not understand the moral argument against unmanned drones compared to manned aircraft. It's just silly.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 02:36:32 PM
PlatinumDragon:

But, please, keep acting like I was reacting to the mere mention of the word "drone", instead of the problems hinted at by that other sentence, if it makes it easier to brush off my post.

i don't know about you, but many people DO just seem to be reacting to the word drone.  There was a guy in another thread who told me that we should send comandos to conduct these targeted killings instead of drones because the drone attacks are making pakistanis hate us.

Obviously it was the "drone" part that he had a problem with, not so much the "targeted killing" part.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 02:41:17 PM
I am going to go submit something about the new Switchblade drone and see if I can really stir up some shiat.
 
2013-02-14 02:51:38 PM

not5am: oh man, i better stock up on these:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


It's a robot that disguises itself as a drone?  Clever.
 
2013-02-14 02:56:19 PM

not5am: oh man, i better stock up on these:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


I almost posted exactly this... got one a month or so ago, probably one of the best transformers ever made, the darn thing became an instant favourite for me, and the "plane/drone" mode can be make into jet or starship by simply moving the wings back or tilting them.

I just managed to find a second one as a backup (and its staying in the box for now).

/yeah, I'm a big kid...
 
2013-02-14 03:01:38 PM

Fool_Marquis: The My Little Pony Killer: Aww man, that would make a great birthday gift for my nephew.  It would go great with his Playmobil Bank Robber set.

I just noticed: the set comes with a *female* bank robber!  how progressive!


Well, yeah.  She needs the man to drive her getaway car.

My favorite part is how happy the bank teller looks.  He clearly does not give a fark about having to give all that money to Bonnie.
 
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