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(TMZ)   On this Valentine's Day, we pause to take a look at the string of men whose lives were ruined by Taylor Swift   (tmz.com) divider line 70
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2013-02-14 11:02:01 AM  
I can only hope at least one of those guys lied and didn't tell her when they were about to cum.

/probably asking too much
 
2013-02-14 11:09:55 AM  
  Is there anybody that doucebag John Mayher hasn't dated?
 
2013-02-14 12:05:13 PM  

basemetal: I can only hope at least one of those guys lied and didn't tell her when they were about to cum.

/probably asking too much


If she ends up pregnant, we won't hear the end of her abortion.
 
2013-02-14 12:07:50 PM  

The Shatner Incident: basemetal: I can only hope at least one of those guys lied and didn't tell her when they were about to cum.

/probably asking too much

If she ends up pregnant, we won't hear the end of her abortion.


She is a hardcore Christian there will be a little bastard child following her everywhere
 
2013-02-14 12:10:33 PM  

monoski: The Shatner Incident: basemetal: I can only hope at least one of those guys lied and didn't tell her when they were about to cum.

/probably asking too much

If she ends up pregnant, we won't hear the end of her abortion.

She is a hardcore Christian there will be a little bastard child following her everywhere


Hardcore Xtians get abortions too. A lot of them. I think that she'd end up getting an abortion and write vague-ass songs about it for years.
 
2013-02-14 12:10:55 PM  

monoski: The Shatner Incident: basemetal: I can only hope at least one of those guys lied and didn't tell her when they were about to cum.

/probably asking too much

If she ends up pregnant, we won't hear the end of her abortion.

She is a hardcore Christian there will be a little bastard child following her everywhere


Hey...more song material!
 
2013-02-14 12:19:19 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-14 12:19:48 PM  

monoski: The Shatner Incident: basemetal: I can only hope at least one of those guys lied and didn't tell her when they were about to cum.

/probably asking too much

If she ends up pregnant, we won't hear the end of her abortion.

She is a hardcore Christian there will be a little bastard child following her everywhere


[citation needed]

There are hardcore Christian Obama voters?
 
2013-02-14 12:20:12 PM  
Taylor Swift sat on my face and all I got was this lousy song written about me.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 12:20:37 PM  
I'd be more than happy to be added to that list.
 
2013-02-14 12:22:19 PM  
Somebody actually named their kid "Chord"?

Also, when do I get a turn with this chick?
 
2013-02-14 12:22:23 PM  
She writes songs for 13 year old girls. What's she supposed to write about, the tax code?
 
2013-02-14 12:27:14 PM  
Sexual predator Taylor Swift forces a young fan to motorboat her.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 12:32:50 PM  

Crewmannumber6: She writes songs for 13 year old girls. What's she supposed to write about, the tax code?


So why can't you see
Your mortgage interest deduction belongs with me
 
2013-02-14 12:34:13 PM  

Crewmannumber6: She writes songs for 13 year old girls. What's she supposed to write about, the tax code?


Ohh baby I want to have your deductions la la la
 
2013-02-14 12:35:15 PM  
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2013-02-14 12:35:42 PM  
Subby "lives were ruined" ? They all are probably thanking god that this nutty biatch is no longer in their lives......
 
2013-02-14 12:47:55 PM  
These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.
 
2013-02-14 12:50:31 PM  

nmiguy: These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.


I'd like to see you try to take a Bud from one of those rubes
 
2013-02-14 12:59:41 PM  

nmiguy: These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.


Just how many Budweiser cans are passed around a mainly young teenage female audience?

/some weak material in this thread, Dane Cook would be proud
 
2013-02-14 01:02:01 PM  
Bunny boiler
 
2013-02-14 01:03:09 PM  

peterthx: nmiguy: These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.

Just how many Budweiser cans are passed around a mainly young teenage female audience?

/some weak material in this thread, Dane Cook   Carlos Mencia would be proud

 
2013-02-14 01:08:46 PM  

peterthx: nmiguy: These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.

Just how many Budweiser cans are passed around a mainly young teenage female audience?


Ok Zima maybe?

/Do they make that anymore?
//I don't know, nor do I care enough to use the Google.
///Carry on.
 
2013-02-14 01:12:59 PM  
She has kind of set herself up to be treated like shiat.

Not that I care, I just want her to stay relevant long enough to "accidentally" flash her coont to the world.
 
2013-02-14 01:13:04 PM  

vudukungfu: Bunny boiler


I'd let her boil my bunny if you know what I mean...
 
2013-02-14 01:13:26 PM  
 
2013-02-14 01:42:42 PM  

LessO2: Some hilarious Onion articles yesterday about Taylor Swift:

Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

UPDATE: Taylor Swift Back Together With Ex-Boyfriend Christopher Dorner


I'm too slow.
 
2013-02-14 01:46:46 PM  

peterthx: nmiguy: These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.

Just how many Budweiser cans are passed around a mainly young teenage female audience?

/some weak material in this thread, Dane Cook would be proud


the Obama joke had me rolling though
 
2013-02-14 02:00:17 PM  
A couple of those guys were just in her videos, don't know that they actually dated.

/yes, I know too much about Taylor Swift's life and music
 
2013-02-14 02:12:20 PM  
I love that Jonh Mayer actually went out with his hair like that.

"Why yes I AM a pasty douche.  Did the hair give it away or was it my deathly pallor?"
 
2013-02-14 02:18:51 PM  

wiwille: peterthx: nmiguy: These romances were indeed "Swift".  This young country-pop star has become passed around more than budweiser cans at her shows.

Just how many Budweiser cans are passed around a mainly young teenage female audience?

Ok Zima maybe?

/Do they make that anymore?
//I don't know, nor do I care enough to use the Google.
///Carry on.


Wine coolers? Or daiquiris.

biatches love daiquiris.
 
2013-02-14 02:20:25 PM  
I liked Taylir Swift when she was country, her crossover pop shiat sucks
 
2013-02-14 02:23:02 PM  
I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.
 
2013-02-14 02:37:05 PM  

kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.


i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 02:39:10 PM  

kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.


The word that always pops into my mind when I see her is "weasel."  Taylor Swift has a very mustelid-looking face.
 
2013-02-14 02:44:54 PM  

Lachwen: kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.

The word that always pops into my mind when I see her is "weasel."  Taylor Swift has a very mustelid-looking face.


Hey. You have weasels on your face.

/that's when i knew it was true love
 
2013-02-14 02:45:20 PM  
I know she says she doesn't have sex with these people, but there is no way a grown-ass man like Jake Gyllenhall, or a douchey man-whore like Mayer would spend more than 15 minutes with this girl if she wasn't putting out.
 
2013-02-14 02:52:28 PM  

kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.


You mean my wife? Who I have sex with?

/Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2013-02-14 03:02:24 PM  

Zerochance: I know she says she doesn't have sex with these people, but there is no way a grown-ass man like Jake Gyllenhall, or a douchey man-whore like Mayer would spend more than 15 minutes with this girl if she wasn't putting out.


Agreed, "We are never getting back together" was directed towards her vagina lips.
 
2013-02-14 03:12:37 PM  

ingineervt: Zerochance: I know she says she doesn't have sex with these people, but there is no way a grown-ass man like Jake Gyllenhall, or a douchey man-whore like Mayer would spend more than 15 minutes with this girl if she wasn't putting out.

Agreed, "We are never getting back together" was directed towards her vagina lips.


Holy hilarious, dude.
 
2013-02-14 03:14:33 PM  

Gosling: Lachwen: kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.

The word that always pops into my mind when I see her is "weasel."  Taylor Swift has a very mustelid-looking face.

Hey. You have weasels on your face.

/that's when i knew it was true love


cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-02-14 03:32:22 PM  

Gosling: Lachwen: kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.

The word that always pops into my mind when I see her is "weasel."  Taylor Swift has a very mustelid-looking face.

Hey. You have weasels on your face.

/that's when i knew it was true love


FAST & DIRTY
 
2013-02-14 03:36:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 03:37:55 PM  
Try again...
img850.imageshack.us
I had to reduce the file size.
 
2013-02-14 03:44:55 PM  

kumanoki: I don't know why, but I don't like the look of her...she looks so....Morgan Fairchild-ish.


i hear you. they look too..perfect. well not perfect but makeupy.

what was that movie with all the blonde kids?? Stepford wives.
 
2013-02-14 04:18:37 PM  

sedric: what was that movie with all the blonde kids?? Stepford wives.

 
2013-02-14 04:28:36 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Sexual predator Taylor Swift forces a young fan to motorboat her.


Those are awful shallow waters to try and motorboat in.
 
2013-02-14 04:57:35 PM  

RoxtarRyan: I'd be more than happy to be added to that list.

 
2013-02-14 05:02:20 PM  
Anybody who speaks out about the "sanctity of marriage" should shut up and take a look at her. She's proof that there's no "sanctity of  dating", or "courting" if you wanna be old-timey about it.
 
2013-02-14 06:28:49 PM  
I'd still jump at the opportunity to disappoint her in bed.
 
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