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(Click Orlando)   Interstate closed due to traffic yams   (clickorlando.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-14 08:47:51 AM
www.mcarterbrown.com
 
2013-02-14 10:11:10 AM
Meh.  I spud right past this on my way to work.
 
2013-02-14 10:21:57 AM
Very punny, subby.
 
2013-02-14 10:32:23 AM
Did the Florida tag get mashed?
 
2013-02-14 10:35:34 AM
Bet the driver was baked...
 
2013-02-14 10:35:58 AM

blatz514: Did the Florida tag get mashed?


This. Bad subby.
 
2013-02-14 10:40:19 AM
I yam what I yam.
 
2013-02-14 10:41:59 AM
So how do I explain to work that I have to fly to FL to take care of an emergency?

/I'll bring brown sugar.
//Someone else is in charge of the butter.
///someone else else, the forks.
 
2013-02-14 10:42:41 AM
Where is the truck full of marshmallows?
 
2013-02-14 10:45:04 AM
Yumpin' Yimminy

/was that wrong?

//sorry
 
2013-02-14 10:52:12 AM
Know how I know you're a Yankee, subby?
 
2013-02-14 10:53:57 AM
A tractor-trailer crashed on Interstate 4 and erupted in flames early Thursday, spilling sweet potatoes and fuel across the highway.

Roasted sweet potatoes! Yum!
 
Biv
2013-02-14 11:16:04 AM
I'm a traffic reporter so I'm getting a kick....
 
2013-02-14 11:29:06 AM
P-o-t-a-t-o-e-s
 
2013-02-14 12:48:06 PM
 Left over baked sweet potatoes are excellent sliced and sizzled in a pan with a little butter until
each side has a nice caramelized brown color....
 
2013-02-15 03:27:59 AM
I was on my way to work, and was running late, so I called ahead, telling him I'm just about to get onto I-4 right now. He told me to call one of the other guys who's stuck in I-4 traffic right now and make sure I'm not going to put myself in it.

I called, and he told me to go around the accident and get back on at Gore. I asked him what's the deal, and he said it was an accident involving hazardous waste spillage.

On my way to work, I was talking to my dad on the phone, and he laughed and said, "yeah, those 'hazardous materials' are sweet potatoes."

By the way, that was at 2pm. Eleven hours after the accident.
 
2013-02-15 03:34:29 AM
bopeuph: I was on my way to work, and was running late, so I called ahead, telling him I'm just about to get onto I-4 right now. He told me to call one of the other guys who's stuck in I-4 traffic right now and make sure I'm not going to put myself in it.

I called, and he told me to go around the accident and get back on at Gore. I asked him what's the deal, and he said it was an accident involving hazardous waste spillage.

On my way to work, I was talking to my dad on the phone, and he laughed and said, "yeah, those 'hazardous materials' are sweet potatoes."

By the way, that was at 2pm. Eleven hours after the accident.


Well sweet taters definitely ain't HM, but the rather large fuel tanks on tractor trailers are mounted outside of the frame rails where basically if something T bones the tractor or if the tractor rolls over the fuel tanks are gonna rupture, then you have up to 200 gallons per side of hazardous diesel spilled on the road which will have the Haz Mat crews out on the response.
 
2013-02-16 04:42:27 PM
Jesus, subby, how long were you waiting to use that one?
 
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