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(Gawker)   Canadian Parliament reassures everyone that Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies. Sleep well, citizen, Big Maple Leaf has got your back   (gawker.com) divider line 27
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2013-02-14 08:44:07 AM
That Canadians have...um, plans.

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2013-02-14 08:53:43 AM
You know I think we need a Commons Committee on this whole zombie thing, 'cause I'm not sure John Baird would know the truth if it bit him in the head...
 
2013-02-14 08:58:50 AM
A plan. It's good to have one.

"Mr. Speaker, I want to assure all Canadians that I am 'dead-icated' to ensure that this never happens," Baird said.

*tosses stale Timbit at Baird's noggin*

Now yer just being silly.
 
2013-02-14 09:23:21 AM
I'm sure Plan B involves Rowsdower in some way. Plus a Zamboni.
 
2013-02-14 09:35:31 AM

sno man: You know I think we need a Commons Committee on this whole zombie thing, 'cause I'm not sure John Baird would know the truth if it bit him in the head...


Yeah, he's my MP. Of course, if the zombies ever do come, I just have to outrun him...
 
2013-02-14 10:02:45 AM
They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?
 
2013-02-14 10:04:40 AM
I'm pretty sure Celine Dion's music causes zombification.
 
2013-02-14 10:07:36 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?


Check out the name of this guy and bask in his statement.
 
2013-02-14 10:08:58 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?



Unlike blacks or muslims, zombies freeze in Canada.

Everything freezes in Canada.
 
2013-02-14 10:11:17 AM

SpdrJay: I'm pretty sure Celine Dion's music causes zombification.


It causes your eardrums to explode.  Had the Allies been able to play her songs before the Invasion of Normandy during WWII, the Germans would have bayoneted themselves to death.
 
2013-02-14 10:15:34 AM

wildcardjack: AverageAmericanGuy: They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?


Unlike blacks or muslims, zombies freeze in Canada.

Everything freezes in Canada.


A lesson learned from World War Z. Just be careful of the ones who turned while wearing a winter coat.
 
2013-02-14 10:16:30 AM
Aight, start the clock.

I wanna know how many days from now before they start using the wrong five pointed leaf.
 
2013-02-14 10:19:10 AM
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Greetings! Stevie Harper, Cdn PM and all-round swell guy here.
Rest assured, Canuckians! The walking dead will never invade our borders.
Their lumbering movement inhibits them from walking in deep snow - and I imagine they'll fall on their asses on ice.
If they do somehow get in - I'll be viewed as their leader with my cardboard-like demeanour and death-like appearance.
Besides, zombies are goddamn comic-book fiction, you basement-dwelling losers!
I suppose we'll have to come up with an action plan for Sasquatches and f**kin' fairies next!
Go outside for God's sake! Geesh!
 
2013-02-14 10:25:36 AM

djZorbof: wildcardjack: AverageAmericanGuy: They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?


Unlike blacks or muslims, zombies freeze in Canada.

Everything freezes in Canada.

A lesson learned from World War Z. Just be careful of the ones who turned while wearing a winter coat.


Summon Morbo with "coats do not work that way"
 
2013-02-14 10:31:13 AM

SpdrJay: I'm pretty sure Celine Dion's music causes zombification.


I raise you Celine Dion...

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2013-02-14 10:42:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?


Intollerance? this is the first act of tollerance I have seen across the floor since Harpo came to power.
 
2013-02-14 10:56:45 AM

Sybarite: That Canadians have...um, plans.

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I adore that movie.
 
2013-02-14 11:09:45 AM
We Canadians have dveloped a a foolproof plan to quarantine any zombies we discover in a specially-constructed chamber where they can be held indefinitely and have no effect on the rest of Canada as a whole.

It's called the Senate.
 
2013-02-14 11:24:30 AM

eyeq360: SpdrJay: I'm pretty sure Celine Dion's music causes zombification.

It causes your eardrums to explode.  Had the Allies been able to play her songs before the Invasion of Normandy during WWII, the Germans would have bayoneted themselves to death.


Celine Dion's music is the backup plan if Puberty Love doesn't do the job.
 
2013-02-14 11:31:25 AM

eyeq360: SpdrJay: I'm pretty sure Celine Dion's music causes zombification.

It causes your eardrums to explode.  Had the Allies been able to play her songs before the Invasion of Normandy during WWII, the Germans would have bayoneted themselves to death.


And if Puberty Love doesn't do the trick, Indian Love Call might.
 
2013-02-14 11:33:18 AM

gopher321: B involves Rowsdower in some way.



Man, I want this shirt:

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2013-02-14 12:38:20 PM
I'm glad they have a plan.

They will still be my first-string meat shields when the apocalypse comes, though.
 
2013-02-14 12:52:50 PM

Highroller48: We Canadians have dveloped a a foolproof plan to quarantine any zombies we discover in a specially-constructed chamber where they can be held indefinitely and have no effect on the rest of Canada as a whole.

It's called the Senate.


We have one of those.  It's called Guantanamo Bay.
 
2013-02-14 01:40:33 PM

Sybarite: That Canadians have...um, plans.

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Lookin' good, Tammy.  Lookin' good.
 
2013-02-14 04:43:00 PM

SpdrJay: I'm pretty sure Celine Dion's music causes zombification.


And Alanis Morissette's music encourages it:

It's like BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on your wedding day
 
2013-02-15 10:15:06 AM

wildcardjack: AverageAmericanGuy: They are goddamned bigots. Replace "zombie" with "black" or "Muslim".

Why the intolerance, Canada?


Unlike blacks or muslims, zombies freeze in Canada.

Everything freezes in Canada.



-56C last week with wind chill in my town of North Bay, Ontario
(about -70 Fahrenheit for you americans)
 
2013-02-15 12:28:30 PM
I'm pretty sure the Canadian plan for dealing w/ zombies involves the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.
 
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