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(Runner's World)   Runner's World asks: What makes a good rabbit? Subby would say long battery life, but she isn't sure that's what they meant   (runnersworld.com) divider line 50
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2013-02-14 10:54:34 AM
Mostly being wascally.
 
2013-02-14 11:00:11 AM
I bet the Rabbit of Caerbannog would make one run faster...
 
2013-02-14 11:17:29 AM
A nice stifado with some onions, mushrooms, red wine...
 
2013-02-14 12:23:20 PM
It's Varsity week with the submissions.

+1
 
2013-02-14 12:38:34 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-02-14 12:40:37 PM
Maybe if it is creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair!
 
2013-02-14 12:42:09 PM
I came.
 
2013-02-14 12:42:55 PM

Crewmannumber6: Maybe if it is creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair!


RUN AWAY!!
 
2013-02-14 12:47:00 PM
Dildo thread?
 
2013-02-14 12:50:25 PM
I had no idea what subby was referring to. The wife isn't into toys, and the ex gfs who were tended more towards the microwaveable glass stuff. 

For those who are just as ignorant (potentially NSFW-ish, if you have a super prudish boss?).
 
2013-02-14 12:50:53 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Dildo thread?



Dildos don't need batteries.


ISWYDT, subbette.
 
2013-02-14 12:51:34 PM
And happy Valentine's day to subby, I suppose.
 
2013-02-14 12:54:58 PM
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-02-14 12:59:18 PM

EyeballKid: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 489x368]


that was my first thought too.  mind isn't in the gutter enough i guess
 
2013-02-14 01:06:21 PM
www.freewebs.com

/hot
 
2013-02-14 01:30:27 PM

thecpt: EyeballKid: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 489x368]

that was my first thought too.  mind isn't in the gutter enough i guess


That's the first time I've heard it referred to as such.
 
2013-02-14 01:42:10 PM

whistleridge: I had no idea what subby was referring to. The wife isn't into toys, and the ex gfs who were tended more towards the microwaveable glass stuff. 

For those who are just as ignorant (potentially NSFW-ish, if you have a super prudish boss?).


Microwavable? That just sounds painful. I've known girls to freeze the glass stuff, however.
 
2013-02-14 01:53:38 PM

The Downfall: whistleridge: I had no idea what subby was referring to. The wife isn't into toys, and the ex gfs who were tended more towards the microwaveable glass stuff. 

For those who are just as ignorant (potentially NSFW-ish, if you have a super prudish boss?).

Microwavable? That just sounds painful. I've known girls to freeze the glass stuff, however.


24.media.tumblr.com
"It's  supposed to be cold."
 
2013-02-14 01:54:48 PM
 

whistleridge: I had no idea what subby was referring to. The wife isn't into toys, and the ex gfs who were tended more towards the microwaveable glass stuff. 

For those who are just as ignorant (potentially NSFW-ish, if you have a super prudish boss?).


My wife loves hers. It's mostly used when another lady is involved.
 
2013-02-14 01:57:39 PM

whistleridge: I had no idea what subby was referring to. The wife isn't into toys, and the ex gfs who were tended more towards the microwaveable glass stuff. 

For those who are just as ignorant (potentially NSFW-ish, if you have a super prudish boss?).


Generally, it's more "prudish coworkers" than "prudish boss" that causes the NSFW situation.
 
2013-02-14 02:10:32 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: A nice stifado with some onions, mushrooms, red wine...


Throw some octopus in there and I'll marry you. (you're a chick, right?)
 
2013-02-14 02:20:34 PM
Rechargeable and waterproof, subby...

www.aplusrstore.com
 
2013-02-14 02:24:57 PM
"Most of the time I'll aim to run within a quarter of a second of the time I'm asked to run."

Holy cow. I can't imagine being that precise. I'm not a regular runner, but when I do run the same route in my neighborhood multiple times, the time varies by minutes sometimes.

/go back to talking about your toys. sorry for the interruption.
 
2013-02-14 02:40:11 PM
Vibrators and hossenfeffer in the Sports tab, one of the reasons I like this place.
 
2013-02-14 03:08:45 PM
Ah, girls and their toys. Best when I hold the remote control at the restaurant, of course.

/not sure what this has to do with sports but I'm liking the new vibe
 
2013-02-14 03:37:23 PM
I'm blaming subby because, quite frankly, sex is way more interesting than rabbits.

That said, I don't understand guys who are intimidated by sex toys.  Honestly, they're awesome.  It's just a shame that there aren't any good ones for guys.
 
2013-02-14 03:40:10 PM

meanmutton: It's just a shame that there aren't any good ones for guys.


I would post the Yoda fleshlight thing, but I really don't want to go searching for that at work.
 
2013-02-14 03:44:16 PM
JimmyJane Form2 and Form6. Game on.
 
2013-02-14 03:50:44 PM

meanmutton: I'm blaming subby because, quite frankly, sex is way more interesting than rabbits.

That said, I don't understand guys who are intimidated by sex toys.  Honestly, they're awesome.  It's just a shame that there aren't any good ones for guys.


"Toys"???

untitled.se
 
2013-02-14 03:57:12 PM

lordjupiter: "Toys"???


Look, sometimes those get tired, or you want to be at a different angle, or they're occupied in some other location. Having more options is always better!
 
2013-02-14 04:15:40 PM
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run...
Give that horny girl her fun, fun, fun..
Squirm, squirt, squeal and then she starts to come,
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run run!
 
2013-02-14 04:28:37 PM
Wait, we're talking about sex?
 
2013-02-14 04:32:30 PM

Crewmannumber6: Wait, we're talking about sex?


When are we NOT?!
 
2013-02-14 04:54:51 PM
This thread just rubs me the wrong way.

To the article, TFA spends half the article praising the rabbits, then ends by biatching about them.  Also, is running really that mentally strenuous for anyone who isn't blonde?  Left foot then right foot as fast as you can should about do it.
 
2013-02-14 04:57:06 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-14 05:44:26 PM

meanmutton: I'm blaming subby because, quite frankly, sex is way more interesting than rabbits.

That said, I don't understand guys who are intimidated by sex toys.  Honestly, they're awesome.  It's just a shame that there aren't any good ones for guys.


Most guys only experience them as potential replacements. Some of us see them as allies rather than competition because a woman's body is capable of far more than a man's. I know I can't achieve double digit orgasms in a day, but my woman sure can. And the more things stimulated at a time, the better it is. Toys are, I think, essential to maximizing a woman's potential. Otherwise cramping and fatigue can set in and then nobody is having a good time.
 
2013-02-14 05:58:46 PM

BolloxReader: meanmutton: I'm blaming subby because, quite frankly, sex is way more interesting than rabbits.

That said, I don't understand guys who are intimidated by sex toys.  Honestly, they're awesome.  It's just a shame that there aren't any good ones for guys.

Most guys only experience them as potential replacements. Some of us see them as allies rather than competition because a woman's body is capable of far more than a man's. I know I can't achieve double digit orgasms in a day, but my woman sure can. And the more things stimulated at a time, the better it is. Toys are, I think, essential to maximizing a woman's potential. Otherwise cramping and fatigue can set in and then nobody is having a good time.


On the flip side, being replaced by a toy is awful and emasculating.  Doesn't make a difference how much of a sex god you are when your woman needs her Hitachi on maximum power to achieve orgasm because shes desensitized herself
 
2013-02-14 06:43:05 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-14 07:07:13 PM
bhcompy:

On the flip side, being replaced by a toy is awful and emasculating.  Doesn't make a difference how much of a sex god you are when your woman needs her Hitachi on maximum power to achieve orgasm because shes desensitized herself

Horseshiat.  This attitude, that her orgasm is something *you* give to her is ridiculous, as if it something to stroke your ego rather than satisfy her.  Why do you give a shiat how she gets off?  If she needs or wants 14 toys and for you to whisper the phone book in her ear, then the masculine thing to do is go "Right on, babe, you want me to start with the yellow pages or the white pages?"

The pansy assed childish thing to do is to feel "emasculated" by it.
 
2013-02-14 09:02:52 PM

Rent Party: If she needs or wants 14 toys and for you to whisper the phone book in her ear, then the masculine thing to do is go "Right on, babe, you want me to start with the yellow pages or the white pages?"

 "Fark that noise" and find someone else.
 
2013-02-14 09:22:14 PM

johnny_vegas: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 478x557]


You hear dildo, and think DTE?!

/I like the cut of your jib..
 
2013-02-14 09:47:44 PM

USCLaw2010: whistleridge: I had no idea what subby was referring to. The wife isn't into toys, and the ex gfs who were tended more towards the microwaveable glass stuff. 

For those who are just as ignorant (potentially NSFW-ish, if you have a super prudish boss?).

My wife loves hers. It's mostly used when another lady is involved.


I think we need to see some photographic evidence.
 
2013-02-14 10:10:54 PM

Rent Party: Rechargeable and waterproof, subby...

[www.aplusrstore.com image 700x700]


Never seen that one before. What's it called?
 
2013-02-14 10:33:01 PM
Instructional video demonstrating a Rabbit in use: [link]
 
2013-02-14 10:45:29 PM

mjbok: Rent Party: Rechargeable and waterproof, subby...

[www.aplusrstore.com image 700x700]

Never seen that one before. What's it called?


Form 2 from Jimmyjane.

http://www.jimmyjane.com/    Mildly NSFW
 
2013-02-14 11:47:35 PM

bhcompy: BolloxReader: meanmutton: I'm blaming subby because, quite frankly, sex is way more interesting than rabbits.

That said, I don't understand guys who are intimidated by sex toys.  Honestly, they're awesome.  It's just a shame that there aren't any good ones for guys.

Most guys only experience them as potential replacements. Some of us see them as allies rather than competition because a woman's body is capable of far more than a man's. I know I can't achieve double digit orgasms in a day, but my woman sure can. And the more things stimulated at a time, the better it is. Toys are, I think, essential to maximizing a woman's potential. Otherwise cramping and fatigue can set in and then nobody is having a good time.

On the flip side, being replaced by a toy is awful and emasculating.  Doesn't make a difference how much of a sex god you are when your woman needs her Hitachi on maximum power to achieve orgasm because shes desensitized herself


You're talking the clitoral orgasm. There are at least four other routes for a woman to achieve orgasm. What works for one woman doesn't necessarily work for another but her body can adapt to other pathways if she is desensitized like that. It can mean a lot more work at first but if you've been relying on just one type of orgasm she will find the exploration worthwhile and so will you. Most of it is mental and emotional preparation and getting her to relax.

Being "replaced by a toy" just doesn't happen no matter what a woman claims. It is a coping mechanism at best. Even if she *needs* toys to get off (very unlikely as almost all the important nerves are in the first two inches of entry if you know how to stimulate them) as a psychological thing, the fact that they are being used by someone else brings the emotional and mental parts into play which should make it far more satisfying for her than going solo. For most women the journey to orgasm is at least as important than actually experiencing it.

Just my opinion and experience, ymmv.
 
2013-02-15 01:15:45 AM
 
2013-02-15 05:27:51 AM
Well,  this is a whole new world of sports. Talk about your fantasy league!
 
2013-02-15 06:49:36 AM
I don't know what y'all are talking about, but I'm a runner.  This is what we call a rabbit.

www.brinkleys.org
 
2013-02-15 05:44:17 PM
A really good rabbit is hard to come by.

A running rabbit.

No, really. They are.
 
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