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(   If you're a teenager on the run, try to find a car with a lower profile than a Maserati   ( divider line
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4076 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2013 at 8:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-14 08:39:55 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: If you're not careful, you'll lose your license, then you can't drive.

/knows how he feels
2013-02-14 08:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
I don't steal cars, but when I do, I steal a Maserati.  Drive fast my friends.

/Ron Howard approves
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