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(NJ.com)   If you're a teenager on the run, try to find a car with a lower profile than a Maserati   (nj.com) divider line 3
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2013-02-14 08:59:36 AM
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I don't steal cars, but when I do, I steal a Maserati.  Drive fast my friends.

/Ron Howard approves
2013-02-14 08:54:48 AM
1 votes:
Still, he got to drive a Maserati.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 08:39:55 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: If you're not careful, you'll lose your license, then you can't drive.

/knows how he feels
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